MR. COLOREDWELL'S SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Another slow week in sports fashion reporting. Sunday afternoon I was checking out the Packers and the Bears. Then I left Bretz, went home and watched the Green Bay-Chicago game.

Anyhoo, no surprises in unis this week. With football season winding down, I probably should cut down on my reports. Tell you what, my next report will be right after the Super Bowl. Then I plan to have my final rankings for college and pro football.

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 26
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 18-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww-ww
Pittsburgh Steelers 16-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl-ww
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww---
Green Bay Packers 16-3 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwllwwl
Kansas City Chiefs 15-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwwww--
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww---
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww---
Indianapolis Colts 13-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlww--
New Orleans Saints 13-4 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwll--
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww---
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl---
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww---
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl---
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww---
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw---
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww---
New York Jets 10-9 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllwlwl
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl---
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw---
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww---
Seattle Seahawks 6-12 -wlwl-lwllwllllwllwl-
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw---
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll---
Atlanta Falcons 4-13 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll-l-
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl---
Philadelphia Eagles 3-14 -wwlllwl-llllllllll--
New England Patriots 2-15 -llll-wlwlllllllll-l-
Baltimore Ravens 2-16 -llllwll-llllllllwll-
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll---
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll---
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll---
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll---

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 26
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 7-0 wwwwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Detroit Red Wings 39-8 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwwwwwwwl
New York Rangers 4-1 wwlww
Philadelphia Flyers 7-2 wwwwwlwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
St Louis Blues 4-4 wlwllwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Dallas Stars 2-3 lwllw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-4 wllwll
Montreal Canadiens 1-3 llwl
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-6 lllllwl
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Buffalo Sabres 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-5 lllll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 26
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 8-0 wwwwwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
New Jersey Nets 3-0 www
Los Angeles Lakers 11-1 wwwlwwwwwwww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
New York Knicks 6-2 wwwwlwwl
Boston Celtics 13-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwlww
Chicago Bulls 15-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlwwwwww
Phoenix Suns 8-4 llwwwwwwllww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-1 wwl
Denver Nuggets 6-4 wwwllwwwll
Oklahoma City Thunder 5-4 lwwwllwwl
Detroit Pistons 23-20 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwlllllllwwwlllw
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 2-2 wlwl
Portland Trail Blazers 4-6 wllllwwllw
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-5 llwlll
Miami Heat 2-11 lwllwllllllll
Orlando Magic 1-14 wllllllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Toronto Raptors 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-7 lllllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-11 lllllllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Sorry, not much to note this week, except that all 4 NFL divisional playoff games were won by the better-dressed teams. And I'll try to get my final college football uniform rankings up this weekend.

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 19
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 17-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww-w
Green Bay Packers 16-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwllww
Pittsburgh Steelers 15-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl-w
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww--
Kansas City Chiefs 15-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwwww-
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww--
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww--
Indianapolis Colts 13-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlww-
New Orleans Saints 13-4 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwll-
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww--
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl--
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww--
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl--
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww--
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw--
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww--
New York Jets 10-8 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllwlw
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl--
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw--
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww--
Seattle Seahawks 6-12 -wlwl-lwllwllllwllwl
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw--
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll--
Atlanta Falcons 4-13 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll-l
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl--
Philadelphia Eagles 3-14 -wwlllwl-llllllllll-
New England Patriots 2-15 -llll-wlwlllllllll-l
Baltimore Ravens 2-16 -llllwll-llllllllwll
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll--
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll--
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll--
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll--

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 19
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Philadelphia Flyers 6-1 wwwwwlw
Detroit Red Wings 38-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwwwwww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Dallas Stars 2-3 lwllw
Montreal Canadiens 1-2 llw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-4 wllwll
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Buffalo Sabres 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-5 lllll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 19
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 7-0 wwwwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 9-1 wwwlwwwwww
New York Knicks 6-1 wwwwlww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
Boston Celtics 12-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwlw
Chicago Bulls 13-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlwwww
Denver Nuggets 6-3 wwwllwwwl
Phoenix Suns 7-4 llwwwwwwllw
Detroit Pistons 22-17 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwlllllllwww
Oklahoma City Thunder 5-4 lwwwllwwl
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 2-2 wlwl
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Portland Trail Blazers 3-6 wllllwwll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-5 llwlll
Miami Heat 2-11 lwllwllllllll
Orlando Magic 1-13 wlllllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Toronto Raptors 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-9 lllllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

The good: 76ers in old school red, stylin' like Dr. J back in the day!

The bad: Saints, see what you get for wearing those black pants? You got outplayed AND outdressed. By Seattle!

The ugly: The Oregon Ducks latest abortion. Ugh. No comment.

And the just plain HUH???: The Celtics with black trim. Eeww.

Coming soon: My final college football uniform rankings for the 2010 season! (W-L standings notwithstanding)

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 16-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww-
Green Bay Packers 15-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwllw
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 14-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl-
Kansas City Chiefs 15-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwwww
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww-
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww-
Indianapolis Colts 13-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlww
New Orleans Saints 13-4 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwll
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww-
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl-
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww-
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl-
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww-
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw-
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww-
New York Jets 9-8 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllwl
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl-
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw-
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww-
Seattle Seahawks 6-11 -wlwl-lwllwllllwllw
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw-
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll-
Atlanta Falcons 4-12 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll-
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl-
Philadelphia Eagles 3-14 -wwlllwl-llllllllll
New England Patriots 2-14 -llll-wlwlllllllll-
Baltimore Ravens 2-15 -llllwll-llllllllwl
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll-
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll-
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll-

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 12-0 wwwwwwwwwwww
Nebraska (Adidas) 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
Tennessee (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Syracuse (Nike) 6-0 wwwwww
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
SMU (Adidas) 4-0 wwww
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
East Carolina (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 12-1 wwwwwwwwwwlww
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwwwlw
Virginia Tech (Nike) 8-1 lwwwwwwww
Clemson (Nike) 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-1 wwwwwwwl
Georgia (Nike) 6-1 wwwwlww
Notre Dame (Adidas) 11-2 wwwwwlwwwwwlw
Miami OH (Adidas) 5-1 lwwwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 10-2 wwwwwwllwwww
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
LSU (Nike) 9-3 wwwwllwwwlww
Kansas State (Nike) 6-2 wwwlwwwl
Northwestern (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwllwlw
Stanford (Nike) 7-3 lwlwwwwwwl
Penn State (Nike) 9-4 wllwlwwwwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-4 wwwwwwlllwwwl
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
San Diego State (Nike) 2-1 wlw
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-3 wwwllwwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Florida (Nike) 6-4 wlwlwwlwwl
Alabama (Nike) 7-5 wlwwwlllwwlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-3 lwwwwll
NC State (Adidas) 5-4 wlllwlwww
Florida State (Nike) 6-5 llwwwwlwllw
Illinois (Nike) 7-6 wlwllwwlwwllw
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Florida International (Adidas) 1-1 lw
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-2 wlwl
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Baylor (Nike) 3-3 wwwlll
TCU (Nike) 4-5 lllwlwwlw
Kentucky (Nike) 3-4 llwlwlw
Georgia Tech (Russell) 3-5 lwwllllw
Tulsa (Nike) 1-2 llw
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Oklahoma State (Nike) 3-6 lwllwlllw
Army (Nike) 1-2 lwl
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-2 lwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Connecticut (Nike) 3-6 wllwllwll
Washington (Nike) 3-6 llwwlwlll
Navy (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-7 lllllwwwll
Arizona (Nike) 3-8 wlwlllllwll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Boise State (Nike) 2-6 wllllllw
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-7 lwlwlllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-4 lllwl
Air Force (Nike) 1-4 wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-5 lllwll
Boston College (Under Armour) 1-6 llllllw
Mississippi State (Adidas) 1-9 lllllllllw
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-12 lllllwlllllll
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-7 lllllll
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-12 llllllllllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-13 lllllllllllll
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 1-1 lw
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-3 lll

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF JAN 12
Adidas 104-81
Nike 260-247
New Balance 1-1
Russell 16-18
Under Armour 22-57
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Philadelphia Flyers 6-1 wwwwwlw
Detroit Red Wings 35-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-2 wllw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
Dallas Stars 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Buffalo Sabres 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-4 llll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 12
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 5-0 wwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 8-1 wwwlwwwww
New York Knicks 6-1 wwwwlww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
Boston Celtics 11-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwl
Denver Nuggets 5-2 wwwllww
Chicago Bulls 11-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlww
Phoenix Suns 6-4 llwwwwwwll
Oklahoma City Thunder 4-3 lwwwllw
Detroit Pistons 19-16 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwllllll
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Portland Trail Blazers 3-5 wllllwwl
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-4 llwll
Miami Heat 2-9 lwllwllllll
Orlando Magic 1-11 wlllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-7 lllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0

SPOCK'S BRAIN WOULD ESPLODE

The delightfully logic-defying part of this year's Duxoop Dozen is that since 1) 1983 Rookie winners Eggs Danny Thomas Style is actually the fictional band I created that's really just me (sort of like how NIN is pretty much Trent Reznor), 2) I was a member of 2000 Rookie winners The (Convergys) Zoo, and 3) & 4) I am a member of 2003 Rookie winners the NWOPC as well as 2010 Rookie winners the Ohio/Michigan Atheists, I have now won my own Rookie Of The Year award, which is given to people or things new to me, 4 times.

2010 DUXOOP DOZEN

All the 2010 winners have been determined. Here are the full lists of all the past winners (including the 2010 champs in bold):

SONGS OF THE YEARS
1981 Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell
1982 Rush - Countdown
1983 Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads
1984 The Moody Blues - Om
1985 Marvin The Paranoid Android - Marvin I Love You
1986 Monty Python - I'm So Worried
1987 ALF - You're The One Who's Out Of This World
1988 Audrey II (Levi Stubbs) - Mean Green Mother From Outer Space
1989 Joe Satriani - Surfing With The Alien
1990 Pop Will Eat Itself - Def Con One
1991 Pop Will Eat Itself - X Y & Zee
1992 Sam Kinison - Mississippi Queen
1993 Pearl Jam - Jeremy
1994 Laibach - Across The Universe
1995 The Vestibules - Bulbous Bouffant
1996 Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
1997 Henry Phillips - Drivin'
1998 Laid Back - White Horse
1999 ALF (with Ben Liebrand) - Stuck On Earth
2000 ALF (with Ben Liebrand) - Hick Ups
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog - Song For The Stupid Raver Shithead...
2002 Coldplay - Trouble
2003 Pearl Jam - Thumbing My Way
2004 Pearl Jam - Thumbing My Way
2005 Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple
2006 Weird Al Yankovic - Pancreas
2007 Lowen And Navarro - Compass Point
2008 The Weepies - World Spins Madly On
2009 Barnes & Barnes - Cruising Through Westwood
2010 The Avett Brothers - I And Love And You

ALBUMS OF THE YEARS
1981 Rush - Moving Pictures
1982 Madness - Complete Madness
1983 Barnes & Barnes - Voobaha
1984 Moody Blues - In Search Of The Lost Chord
1985 Dr. Demento - The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time
1986 Monty Python - Contractual Obligation Album
1987 Sam Kinison - Louder Than Hell
1988 Joe Satriani - Surfing With The Alien
1989 Steve Dahl & Garry Meier - A Decade Of Service
1990 Pop Will Eat Itself - This Is The Day...This is This
1991 Pop Will Eat Itself - Cure For Sanity
1992 Pearl Jam - Ten
1993 Pearl Jam - Vs.
1994 Laibach - Let It Be
1995 Pop Will Eat Itself - Dos Dedos Mi Amigos
1996 Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness
1997 Bruce McCulloch - Shame-Based Man
1998 Pearl Jam - Yield
1999 Otto And George - Dirty Puppet
2000 Madness - Wonderful
2001 Rufus Wainwright - Poses
2002 Pansy Division - Absurd Pop Song Romance
2003 Pansy Division - Total Entertainment
2004 Gomez - Split The Difference
2005 Gogol Bordello - Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike
2006 Rescue Me - Rescue Me Soundtrack
2007 Stevans - Stevans
2008 Steve Dahl - And 5 More Make 30
2009 Citizen Cope - The Clarence Greenwood Recordings
2010 My Morning Jacket - Evil Urges

GEAK ROOKIES OF THE YEARS
1981 Carl Sagan
1982 MTV
1983 Eggs Danny Thomas Style
1984 William Rose
1985 Abbie Hoffman
1986 ALF
1987 Steve Dahl
1988 Sam Kinison
1989 Joe Satriani
1990 Pop Will Eat Itself
1991 Mystery Science Theater 3000
1992 Pearl Jam
1993 Beavis & Butt-head
1994 Laibach
1995 Due South
1996 TV Land
1997 Henry Phillips
1998 Pepe Locuaz
1999 Otto And George
2000 The (Convergys) Zoo
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog
2002 The Shield
2003 Northwest Ohio Peace Coalition
2004 ALF's Hit Talk Show
2005 Gogol Bordello
2006 Rescue Me
2007 Hedwig And The Angry Inch
2008 The Whitest Kids U'Know
2009 The Bus
2010 Ohio/Michigan Atheists

CATCH PHRASES OF THE YEARS
1986 "The phones are closed..." - MTV and Eggs Danny Thomas Style
1987 "Oy!" - Jacko
1988 "No problem" - ALF
1989 "*Snork*" - Michael Pribe
1990 "Ag!" - Willie Rose
1991 "Ag fest '91" - Duxoop
1992 "Ag fest '92 (I am gonna puke on you)" - Duxoop
1993 "Huh huh, huh huh..." - Beavis & Butt-head
1994 "Narf!" - Pinky And The Brain
1995 "Evil!" - The Kids In The Hall
1996 "Refooooorrrm!" - Preston Manning
1997 "Pig, hog, sow...Peter!" - Norbert Roberts
1998 "Lllla lllla lllla..." - Pepe Locuaz
1999 "Gus" - Maxwell Belin
2000 "I burped" - Duxoop
2001 "All your base are belong to us" - Zero Wing
2002 "This is reality" - Alva Pribe
2003 "Bodacious ta-ta's" - Royal Canadian Air Farce
2004 "What-ever!" (with W-E hand gesture) - Royal Canadian Air Farce
2005 "Start wearing purple" - Gogol Bordello
2006 "What up, sugar skull?" - Steve Dahl
2007 "I sneezed" - Duxoop
2008 "What the hell?!" - Cleveland Brown
2009 "Yaaaaay!" (with too-fast clapping) - Bryan Gunn
2010 "I don't like human beings" - Dr. Josef Heiter

CARL SAGAN AWARD (BEST MOVIES OF THE YEARS)
1996 Project: ALF
1997 Contact
1998 Orgazmo
1999 South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
2000 Cast Away
2001 Freddy Got Fingered
2002 Pootie Tang
2003 Mulholland Drive
2004 Fahrenheit 9/11
2005 The Producers
2006 Borat
2007 Hedwig And The Angry Inch
2008 The Legend Of 1900
2009 Capitalism: A Love Story
2010 The Human Centipede

TRIO AWARD (BEST COMMERCIALS OF THE YEARS)
1997 Volkswagen - Da Da Da
1998 Volkswagen - Goooool!
1999 Cracker Jack - Industrial Size Bag
2000 FedEx - Steve Irwin
2001 Doritos - Taco The Wonder Dog
2002 10-10-220 - ALF
2003 Smirnoff Ice Triple Black - Blind Date
2004 Six Flags - Mr. Six
2005 Zazoo Condoms - I Want Those Sweeties!
2006 Burger King - Whopperettes
2007 Jack In The Box - Stoner
2008 Ikea - Robert Muraine
2009 American Express - Faces
2010 Snickers - Betty White/Abe Vigoda

MUSIC VIDEOS OF THE YEARS
2000 Four-D Marketing - Combo #5
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog - Got A Bag Of Doritos
2002 Coldplay - Trouble
2003 Johnny Cash - Hurt
2004 TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
2005 Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple
2006 OK Go - Here It Goes Again
2007 Hedwig And The Angry Inch - The Origin Of Love
2008 The Whitest Kids U'Know - Dinosaur Rap
2009 Dustin McLean/David Scott - Literal Music Videos
2010 Jump Smokers - Don't Be A Douchebag

WEBSITES OF THE YEARS
2000 The Brunching Shuttlecocks
2001 Taco The Wonder Dog
2002 The Duck Pond
2003 The Steve Dahl Show
2004 The Steve Dahl Show
2005 Web Sudoku
2006 YouTube
2007 Pandora
2008 MP3Raid
2009 YouTube
2010 Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook

JOHNNY CARSON AWARD (CORPSES OF THE YEARS)
2005 Johnny Carson
2006 Syd Barrett
2007 Tom Snyder
2008 George Carlin
2009 Patrick McGoohan
2010 Leslie Nielsen

QUOTES OF THE YEARS
2007 David Suzuki - "The planet, hell! What about my nuts?"
2008 The Whitest Kids U'Know - "Holy shit!"
2009 Barnes & Barnes - "No money, no women, no dope, shit."
2010 Dr. Josef Heiter - "Feed her! Feed her! Swallow it bitch!"

BREAKTHROUGHS OF THE YEARS
2008 Miriam Shor
2009 Flight Of The Conchords
2010 Rachel Maddow

ALF AWARD (TV SHOWS OF THE YEARS)
2009 My Car Is My Lover
2010 Louie

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Back on schedule, thus a short week. In chrono order...

TCU, nice shiny purple pants.

Capitals, nice throwbacks. Penguins, dark blue? Huh? I have yet to see any actual penguins that color. (BTW I agree with Steve Dahl, whenever/wherever there's an outdoor hockey game, the rink should take up as much room as possible.)

Jets, all green? Not good.

Saints, all black? You guys are REALLY pissing me off. Even Tampa's pewter pants look better.

Burgundyskins, be sure to bring back those fabulous yellow pants next season!

Seahawks, what an absolute disgrace. They should not be in the playoffs. It's just wrong. And I'm not talking about their 7-9 record. I'd shoot the person who came up with "Gun Metal Blue"...if anyone could find me an actual gun that color!

Virginia Tech, orange helmets for the Orange Bowl? Clever AND cute!

Minnesota Wild, your home green unis are terrific. Your road white unis are horrific. Why such disparity in style?

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 16-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwwww
San Francisco 49ers 14-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 14-2 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwwwl
Green Bay Packers 14-2 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwll
Kansas City Chiefs 14-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwwww
Washington Redskins 13-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlww
New Orleans Saints 13-3 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 14-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwwww
Cleveland Browns 12-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 12-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwlw
New York Giants 12-4 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlwww
Oakland Raiders 11-5 -wllwwlwww-lwwwwwl
Miami Dolphins 10-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwwww
St Louis Rams 10-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlllw
Houston Texans 9-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwwww
New York Jets 9-7 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlllw
Buffalo Bills 8-8 -llwlw-wllwwwwllwl
Carolina Panthers 7-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwlw
San Diego Chargers 6-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllww
Seattle Seahawks 5-11 -wlwl-lwllwllllwll
Detroit Lions 4-12 -lwlwll-llllwllllw
Tennessee Titans 4-12 -lwlllwwl-lllwllll
Atlanta Falcons 4-12 -lwlwllw-lwlllllll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-13 -wwlllwl-lllllllll
Minnesota Vikings 3-14 -lllwllllwllllllwl
Baltimore Ravens 2-14 -llllwll-llllllllw
New England Patriots 2-14 -llll-wlwlllllllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-15 -lllll-lllllllwlll
Denver Broncos 1-15 -wlllllll-llllllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-16 -llllllll-llllllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-17 llllll-lllllllllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 12-0 wwwwwwwwwwww
Nebraska (Adidas) 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
Tennessee (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Syracuse (Nike) 6-0 wwwwww
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
SMU (Adidas) 4-0 wwww
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
East Carolina (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 12-1 wwwwwwwwwwlww
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwwwlw
Virginia Tech (Nike) 8-1 lwwwwwwww
Clemson (Nike) 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Georgia (Nike) 6-1 wwwwlww
Notre Dame (Adidas) 11-2 wwwwwlwwwwwlw
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Kansas State (Nike) 6-2 wwwlwwwl
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
Northwestern (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwllwlw
Stanford (Nike) 7-3 lwlwwwwwwl
Penn State (Nike) 9-4 wllwlwwwwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-4 wwwwwwlllwwwl
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
San Diego State (Nike) 2-1 wlw
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-3 wwwllwwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Florida (Nike) 6-4 wlwlwwlwwl
Alabama (Nike) 7-5 wlwwwlllwwlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-3 lwwwwll
NC State (Adidas) 5-4 wlllwlwww
Florida State (Nike) 6-5 llwwwwlwllw
Illinois (Nike) 7-6 wlwllwwlwwllw
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Florida International (Adidas) 1-1 lw
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Baylor (Nike) 3-3 wwwlll
TCU (Nike) 4-5 lllwlwwlw
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 3-5 lwwllllw
Tulsa (Nike) 1-2 llw
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Oklahoma State (Nike) 3-6 lwllwlllw
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Army (Nike) 1-2 lwl
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-2 lwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Connecticut (Nike) 3-6 wllwllwll
Washington (Nike) 3-6 llwwlwlll
Navy (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-7 lllllwwwll
Arizona (Nike) 3-8 wlwlllllwll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Boise State (Nike) 2-6 wllllllw
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-7 lwlwlllll
Air Force (Nike) 1-4 wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-5 lllwll
Mississippi State (Adidas) 1-9 lllllllllw
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-12 lllllwlllllll
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-7 lllllll
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-12 llllllllllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-13 lllllllllllll
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 0-1 l P
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-2 ll P

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF JAN 5
Adidas 102-80
Nike 258-244
New Balance 1-1
Russell 16-18
Under Armour 21-56
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 5-0 wwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 6-1 wwwlwww
Philadelphia Flyers 5-1 wwwwwl
Detroit Red Wings 32-7 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwl
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 2-1 lww
St Louis Blues 4-3 wlwllww
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-2 wllw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
New York Islanders 1-1 wl
Vancouver Canucks 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Dallas Stars 1-3 lwll
Washington Capitals 1-5 lllllw
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-6 llllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF JAN 5
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 5-0 wwwww
Utah Jazz 5-0 wwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 7-1 wwwlwwww
Boston Celtics 11-2 wwwlwwwwwlwww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
New York Knicks 5-1 wwwwlw
Phoenix Suns 6-2 llwwwwww
Denver Nuggets 4-2 wwwllw
Chicago Bulls 9-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwl
Detroit Pistons 19-14 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwllll
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-3 lwwwll
Portland Trail Blazers 3-5 wllllwwl
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Miami Heat 2-9 lwllwllllll
Orlando Magic 1-10 wllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Dallas Mavericks 0-6 llllll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0

MAYBE NEXT YEAR, THEY'LL USE A SUNDIAL!

Made a delivery to Sandusky Friday night, during which I stopped off in Port Clinton just in time to witness the Walleye Drop. (Got there at 11:58!) Remind me not to ever go to that again. My friend Kat and I went 6 years ago, and although the timing of the drop was crap, at least there was a clearly audible countdown. You would think 6 years later they'd improve things. Just the opposite...

This time there was no countdown to be heard, and no ticking clock in sight. Somewhere around 11:59, the walleye began to lurch from near the top of the cable downward. Somewhere around a minute later it reached an unspecified point near the bottom, and a gradual sense that it had gone as far it was going to go slowly, subtly infiltrated the crowd...so instead of a definite '3-2-1-Happy New Year!' moment, there was merely a general feeling that, okay, it's probably past midnight by now...happy new year. I guess. Um...WOOHOO!

Least satisfying ringing in of a new year I've ever experienced. Huge letdown. I wish I had just kept driving, then I would not have felt such total disappointment. (But as Kat pointed out to me, at least I was still getting paid.)


Plus, the thing is hideous...it looks more like a Snakehead!

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Last report of 2010, better late than never...

Knicks in green last Saturday? What was that?

Lakers at their worst (white) still look better than the Heat at their best (red).

Saints in gold pants Monday night. THANK YOU!

West Virginia with the camo-grey trim again? Really?

Vikings vs. Eagles, on any day of the week, still both suck. Vikes win on color.

Illini: Nice spoogeless orange pants! Now get it off the jerseys.

Oklahoma State vs. Arizona, both suck. OSU wins on color.

Syracuse vs. Kansas State, both look great. Orange in a close one.

Finally, this afternoon Clemson sported yet another sweet combo, white jerseys with orange trim and purple pants.

See you next year!

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 15-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 14-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlwwww
Green Bay Packers 14-1 -wwwwwwwww-wwwwwl
New Orleans Saints 13-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwwww
San Francisco 49ers 13-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlwww
Kansas City Chiefs 13-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwwww
New York Giants 12-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlwww
Washington Redskins 12-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwlw
Dallas Cowboys 13-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwwww
Cleveland Browns 11-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwwww
Oakland Raiders 11-4 -wllwwlwww-lwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 11-4 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 11-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlww
Miami Dolphins 9-6 -lwww-llwwwlllwww
St Louis Rams 9-6 -wlwwwlww-lwwwlll
Houston Texans 8-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwwww
Buffalo Bills 8-7 -llwlw-wllwwwwllw
New York Jets 8-7 -lwlwww-lwlwwwlll
Carolina Panthers 6-9 -wlwll-llllwlwwwl
San Diego Chargers 5-10 -lllllwwwl-wllllw
Seattle Seahawks 5-10 -wlwl-lwllwllllwl
Tennessee Titans 4-11 -lwlllwwl-lllwlll
Atlanta Falcons 4-11 -lwlwllw-lwllllll
Detroit Lions 3-12 -lwlwll-llllwllll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-12 -wwlllwl-llllllll
Minnesota Vikings 3-13 -lllwllllwllllllw
New England Patriots 2-13 -llll-wlwllllllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-14 -lllll-lllllllwll
Baltimore Ravens 1-14 -llllwll-llllllll
Denver Broncos 1-14 -wlllllll-lllllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-15 -llllllll-lllllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-16 llllll-llllllllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 12-0 wwwwwwwwwwww
Nebraska (Adidas) 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
Tennessee (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Syracuse (Nike) 6-0 wwwwww
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
SMU (Adidas) 4-0 wwww
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
East Carolina (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwwwwlw B
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 wwwwwwwwwl B
Clemson (Nike) 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 lwwwwwww B
Georgia (Nike) 6-1 wwwwlww
Notre Dame (Adidas) 11-2 wwwwwlwwwwwlw
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 lwlwwwwww B
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwlllwww B
Kansas State (Nike) 6-2 wwwlwwwl
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwllwl B
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlwwwwlww B
Florida (Nike) 6-3 wlwlwwlww B
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
San Diego State (Nike) 2-1 wlw
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-3 wwwllwwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-3 lwwwwll
NC State (Adidas) 5-4 wlllwlwww
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 wlwwwlllwwl B
Illinois (Nike) 7-6 wlwllwwlwwllw
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Florida International (Adidas) 1-1 lw
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llwwwwlwll B
Baylor (Nike) 3-3 wwwlll
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 3-5 lwwllllw
TCU (Nike) 3-5 lllwlwwl B
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 wllwllwl B
Tulsa (Nike) 1-2 llw
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Oklahoma State (Nike) 3-6 lwllwlllw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 lllllwwwl B
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Army (Nike) 1-2 lwl
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-2 lwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Washington (Nike) 3-6 llwwlwlll
Navy (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arizona (Nike) 3-8 wlwlllllwll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Boise State (Nike) 2-6 wllllllw
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-7 lwlwlllll
Air Force (Nike) 1-4 wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-5 lllwll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwllllll B
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-7 lllllll
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lllllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 lllllllllll B
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllllll B
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 0-1 l P
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-2 ll P

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 31 6PM
Adidas 100-78
Nike 251-239
New Balance 1-1
Russell 16-18
Under Armour 21-54
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 5-0 wwwww
Chicago Blackhawks 4-0 wwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 6-1 wwwlwww
Detroit Red Wings 30-6 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 1-1 lw
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-2 wllw
St Louis Blues 3-3 wlwllw
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
Vancouver Canucks 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-3 lwwlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Dallas Stars 1-3 lwll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Kings 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Washington Capitals 0-5 lllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-6 llllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 31 6PM
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 5-0 wwwww
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 6-1 wwwlwww
Boston Celtics 11-2 wwwlwwwwwlwww
Golden State Warriors 5-1 wwwlww
New York Knicks 5-1 wwwwlw
Phoenix Suns 5-2 llwwwww
Denver Nuggets 4-2 wwwllw
Chicago Bulls 9-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwl
Detroit Pistons 19-11 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwl
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-3 lwwwll
Portland Trail Blazers 3-5 wllllwwl
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Miami Heat 2-9 lwllwllllll
Orlando Magic 1-10 wllllllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-2 ll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Dallas Mavericks 0-6 llllll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0

NOTE: Mr. Coloredwell's sports fashion report for this week will be delayed a day or two. Stay tuned...

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Don we now our gay apparel...but enough about Tim Tebow...

Not many notes this week, due to my damaged eyesight. I thought I had seen a lot of red last week, but Eastern Washington's football field just about blinded me. I've heard of rolling out the red carpet, but this is going too far! And yet, as bad as it looks, it'a still better than Boise State!


Yes their turf is the devil, why do you think it's all red?

The Chargers wore powder blue again, but again it was not good enough. SD, When I say you should always wear powder blue, I mean your powder blue THROWBACKS. The San Antonio Spurs do all black very well. UTEP does all orange not so well, need to lose the spooge. Saints, you are REALLY pissing me off with the black pants. STOP IT. Just because you're playing the Ravens and they're in all black and you're going to win anyway is no excuse not to look your best. Vikings, thank you for wearing throwbacks on the frozen tundra Monday night, but you need to keep the numbers from bunching up.

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF DEC 22
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 14-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwwww
Green Bay Packers 14-0 -wwwwwwwww-wwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 13-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlwww
New Orleans Saints 12-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlwww
San Francisco 49ers 12-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlww
Kansas City Chiefs 12-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 11-3 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlww
New York Giants 11-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlww
Washington Redskins 11-3 -wwwwlwlw-wwwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 12-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwwww
Cleveland Browns 10-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwwww
Oakland Raiders 10-4 -wllwwlwww-lwwww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 10-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwlw
St Louis Rams 9-5 -wlwwwlww-lwwwll
Miami Dolphins 8-6 -lwww-llwwwlllww
New York Jets 8-6 -lwlwww-lwlwwwll
Houston Texans 7-7 -wlllll-lwwlwwww
Buffalo Bills 7-7 -llwlw-wllwwwwll
Carolina Panthers 6-8 -wlwll-llllwlwww
Seattle Seahawks 5-9 -wlwl-lwllwllllw
Tennessee Titans 4-10 -lwlllwwl-lllwll
San Diego Chargers 4-10 -lllllwwwl-wllll
Atlanta Falcons 4-10 -lwlwllw-lwlllll
Detroit Lions 3-11 -lwlwll-llllwlll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-11 -wwlllwl-lllllll
New England Patriots 2-12 -llll-wlwlllllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-13 -lllwllllwllllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-13 -lllll-lllllllwl
Baltimore Ravens 1-13 -llllwll-lllllll
Denver Broncos 1-13 -wlllllll-llllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-14 -llllllll-llllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-15 llllll-lllllllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 22
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwwwwwwwww B
Nebraska (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww B
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 wwwwwwww B
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Fresno State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Louisville (Adidas) 5-0 wwwww
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 wwwww B
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
SMU (Adidas) 3-0 www B
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 ww B
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwwwwlw B
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 wwwwwwwwwl B
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 lwwwwwww B
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 wlwwwwww B
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 wwwlwww B
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 wwwwlw B
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwwwwwl B
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 lwlwwwwww B
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
BYU (Nike) 6-2 llwwwwww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwlllwww B
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-2 wwwllww B
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwllwl B
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlwwwwlww B
Florida (Nike) 6-3 wlwlwwlww B
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 lwwwwl B
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Ohio (Russell) 3-2 lwwlw
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 wwwll B
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 wlwwwlllwwl B
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 wlllwlww B
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Army (Nike) 1-1 lw B
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 lw B
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 wl B
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Illinois (Nike) 6-6 wlwllwwlwwll B
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llwwwwlwll B
Navy (Nike) 2-3 wwlll B
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
TCU (Nike) 3-5 lllwlwwl B
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 wllwllwl B
Washington (Nike) 3-5 llwwlwll B
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 lllllwwwl B
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-4 llwwll
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-2 wll
Troy (Adidas) 1-2 wll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arizona (Nike) 3-7 wlwlllllwl B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 lwwllll B
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 wlll B
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 lwllwlll B
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 lwlwllll B
Central Florida (Nike) 1-4 lllwl B
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 wllllll B
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwllllll B
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 l B
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 ll B
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
UTEP (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 lllllll B
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll B
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lllllllll B
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 lllllllllll B
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllllll B
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 22
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Georgia Southern (Nike) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Villanova (Nike) 1-1 lw
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Eastern Washington (Adidas) 0-1 l P
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-2 ll P

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 22
Adidas 95-78
Nike 241-228
New Balance 1-1
Russell 15-18
Under Armour 21-49
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 22
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 5-0 wwwww
Chicago Blackhawks 4-0 wwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 27-4 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlw
Boston Bruins 5-1 wwwlww
New York Rangers 3-1 wwlw
New Jersey Devils 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-3 wlwll
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Dallas Stars 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Kings 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Washington Capitals 0-5 lllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 22
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
New York Knicks 4-0 wwww
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
San Antonio Spurs 3-0 www
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Los Angeles Lakers 5-1 wwwlww
Boston Celtics 9-2 wwwlwwwwwlw
Golden State Warriors 4-1 wwwlw
Phoenix Suns 4-2 llwwww
Detroit Pistons 17-9 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwww
Chicago Bulls 7-4 wlwwlwwlwlw
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Denver Nuggets 3-2 wwwll
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Portland Trail Blazers 3-4 wllllww
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Miami Heat 2-7 lwllwllll
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Orlando Magic 1-7 wlllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Toronto Raptors 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Dallas Mavericks 0-5 lllll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-6 llllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

"Uh, yes I'm the Devil, why do think I'm all red?"--from a Whitest Kids U'Know sketch

I've been seeing red all week. Most of it good. Who does red right? Well, the Red Wings, natch; the New Jersey Devils (hence the quote above); the 49ers; the Texans, who went all red Monday night; and the Chiefs, whom I'd LOVE to see do all red. Honorable mention for the Navy football team's cute red belts. Who does red wrong? The Arizona Cardinals, who look like retards in leotards. Especially disturbing is WR Larry Fitzgerald who, seriously, looks like a girl, specifically a Jamaican pilates instructor with a hair weave! Eeww! Girl legs, girl butt...CREE-PY!

Other notes this week: the Delaware Blue Hens wear an exact copy of Michigan's helmets. WHY? What is wrong with you?
I'm starting to like the Dolphins' shiny aqua pants...they even stay shiny in the rain!
And no matter where they play, the Vikings look like crap. At least Brett Favre kept up the motif...his hand was even more purple than the uniforms! Wait, are we sure that was his HAND???

Coming up next week: the Bowl season begins!

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS AS OF DEC 15
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 13-0 -wwwwwww-wwwwww
Green Bay Packers 13-0 -wwwwwwwww-wwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 12-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlww
Washington Redskins 11-2 -wwwwlwlw-wwwww
New Orleans Saints 11-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlww
San Francisco 49ers 11-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwlw
Kansas City Chiefs 11-3 -wwwllwwwlwwwww
Indianapolis Colts 10-3 -wwlwwl-wwwwwlw
New York Giants 10-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwlw
Dallas Cowboys 11-4 wlwwlwwwwllwwww
Cleveland Browns 9-4 -lwwlwll-wwwwww
Oakland Raiders 9-4 -wllwwlwww-lwww
St Louis Rams 9-4 -wlwwwlww-lwwwl
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9-5 -wlwwwllwwwlwwl
New York Jets 8-5 -lwlwww-lwlwwwl
Miami Dolphins 7-6 -lwww-llwwwlllw
Buffalo Bills 7-6 -llwlw-wllwwwwl
Houston Texans 6-7 -wlllll-lwwlwww
Carolina Panthers 5-8 -wlwll-llllwlww
Tennessee Titans 4-9 -lwlllwwl-lllwl
San Diego Chargers 4-9 -lllllwwwl-wlll
Atlanta Falcons 4-9 -lwlwllw-lwllll
Seattle Seahawks 4-9 -wlwl-lwllwllll
Detroit Lions 3-10 -lwlwll-llllwll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-10 -wwlllwl-llllll
New England Patriots 2-11 -llll-wlwllllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-12 -lllwllllwlllll
Arizona Cardinals 1-12 -lllll-lllllllw
Baltimore Ravens 1-12 -llllwll-llllll
Denver Broncos 1-12 -wlllllll-lllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-13 -llllllll-lllll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-14 llllll-llllllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 15
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK (NOTE: B DENOTES TEAM HAS A BOWL GAME TO PLAY)
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwwwwwwwww B
Nebraska (Adidas) 9-0 wwwwwwwww B
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 wwwwwwww B
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww B
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 wwwww
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 wwwww B
Fresno State (Nike) 4-0 wwww B
Louisville (Adidas) 4-0 wwww B
Duke (Nike) 3-0 www
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 www
SMU (Adidas) 3-0 www B
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 ww B
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ww
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 w
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwwwwlw B
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwwwwwwwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 wwwwwwwwwl B
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 lwwwwwww B
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 wlwwwwww B
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 wwwlwww B
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 wwlwww
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 wwwwlw B
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwwwwwl B
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 wwwwwwllwww B
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 lwwww B
USC (Nike) 8-2 wwwwlwwwwl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 lwlwwwwww B
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wlwwwwlww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwwwlwlwwwww
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 lwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwlllwww B
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllwwwlw B
BYU (Nike) 5-2 llwwwww B
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-2 wwwllww B
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwllwl B
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlwwwwlww B
Florida (Nike) 6-3 wlwlwwlww B
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 lww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 lww
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 lww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 wlw B
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 wlw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 lwwwwl B
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 wwl
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 llwww
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 wwwll B
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 wlwwwlllwwl B
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 wlllwlww B
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 lwlw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw
Army (Nike) 1-1 lw B
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 lw
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 lw B
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 wllw
Ohio (Russell) 2-2 lwwl B
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 wl
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 wl B
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 wl B
Troy (Adidas) 1-1 wl B
California (Nike) 3-3 wwllwl
Illinois (Nike) 6-6 wlwllwwlwwll B
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llwwwwlwll B
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-3 llwwl B
Navy (Nike) 2-3 wwlll B
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 wwlll B
TCU (Nike) 3-5 lllwlwwl B
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 wllwllwl B
Washington (Nike) 3-5 llwwlwll B
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 lwlllw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 lllllwwwl B
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 llwlwl B
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 wwllll
Texas (Nike) 3-7 lwlllllwlw
Arizona (Nike) 3-7 wlwlllllwl B
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 lwwllll B
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 wlwwlllllll
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 lllw B
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 wlll B
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 wlll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 lwllwlll B
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 lwlwllll B
Central Florida (Nike) 1-4 lllwl B
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 wllllll B
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwllllll B
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 l B
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 l
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 l
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 ll
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 ll B
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 ll B
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 lll
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 llll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 llll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 lllll B
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 llllll B
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 llllll
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 lllllll B
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 llllllll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
West Virginia (Nike) 0-8 llllllll B
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll B
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lllllllll B
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 lllllllllll B
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllllll B
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 15
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 ww
Southern (Russell) 2-0 ww
Appalachian State (Nike) 1-0 w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 w
Brown (unknown) 1-0 w
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 w
New Hampshire (Nike) 1-0 w
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 w
Penn (Nike) 1-0 w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 w
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 w
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 w
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 w
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 l
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 l
Delaware (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 l
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 l
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l
Villanova (Nike) 0-1 l
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 l
Yale (Nike) 0-1 l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 15
Adidas 94-75
Nike 237-226
New Balance 1-1
Russell 14-18
Under Armour 21-48
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 15
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 5-0 wwwww
Chicago Blackhawks 3-0 www
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 25-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Boston Bruins 4-1 wwwlw
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Dallas Stars 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-2 wlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
New Jersey Devils 0-1 l
Pittsburgh Penguins 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Montreal Canadiens 0-2 ll
Anaheim Ducks 0-3 lll
Los Angeles Kings 0-3 lll
Nashville Predators 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Washington Capitals 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll
San Jose Sharks 0-5 lllll
Ottawa Senators 0-0
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 15
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New York Knicks 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 8-1 wwwlwwwww
Los Angeles Lakers 5-1 wwwlww
Golden State Warriors 4-1 wwwlw
Denver Nuggets 3-1 wwwl
Chicago Bulls 7-4 wlwwlwwlwlw
Detroit Pistons 15-9 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwww
Phoenix Suns 3-2 llwww
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Portland Trail Blazers 2-4 wllllw
Atlanta Hawks 1-3 llwl
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Miami Heat 2-6 lwllwlll
Orlando Magic 1-7 wlllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
New Orleans Hornets 0-1 l
Philadelphia 76ers 0-1 l
Toronto Raptors 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-5 lllll
Indiana Pacers 0-0

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

The big story in sports fashion this week was, of course, the Green Bay Packers 1929 throwbacks: Old-style tan pants, dark blue jerseys with yellow numbers, including what I call the "Herbie The Love Bug" circled numbers on the front, and brown helmets, meant to represent leather headgear, that looked like giant malted milk balls. All the usual highlight announcers (save Boomer) made all the usual lame derisive comments, but what do they know about sports fashion? Nothing! I liked this look, so much in fact that it beat San Fran's Jello 123 road look. Party like it's 1929!



Other winning outfits this week: Tampa Bay's delicious "Creamsicle" uni, the Phoenix Suns' sunny orange, and the UCLA Bruins, who know how to do powder blue right!

Sadly, I cannot say the same for the Chargers. My squeaky wheel from last week got greased (sort of) as they finally wore powder blue this week, but I was led to believe they'd be in their throwbacks. They weren't, and they got beat by Oakland's shiny pants. The Ravens went with a purple jersey/black pant combo Sunday night. Who do they think they are, Northwestern? And speaking of black pants, I am SO utterly pissed at the Saints. The worst part is, since they were playing the Bungles, they won anyway. Ugh. You assholes.

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 13)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 12-0 -wwwwwww-wwwww
Green Bay Packers 12-0 -wwwwwwwww-www
Pittsburgh Steelers 11-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlw
Washington Redskins 10-2 -wwwwlwlw-wwww
New Orleans Saints 10-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlw
San Francisco 49ers 10-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwl
Kansas City Chiefs 10-3 -wwwllwwwlwwww
St Louis Rams 9-3 -wlwwwlww-lwww
Indianapolis Colts 9-3 -wwlwwl-wwwwwl
New York Giants 9-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 10-4 wlwwlwwwwllwww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9-4 -wlwwwllwwwlww
Cleveland Browns 8-4 -lwwlwll-wwwww
New York Jets 8-4 -lwlwww-lwlwww
Oakland Raiders 8-4 -wllwwlwww-lww
Buffalo Bills 7-5 -llwlw-wllwwww
Miami Dolphins 6-6 -lwww-llwwwlll
Houston Texans 5-7 -wlllll-lwwlww
Carolina Panthers 4-8 -wlwll-llllwlw
Tennessee Titans 4-8 -lwlllwwl-lllw
San Diego Chargers 4-8 -lllllwwwl-wll
Atlanta Falcons 4-8 -lwlwllw-lwlll
Seattle Seahawks 4-8 -wlwl-lwllwlll
Detroit Lions 3-9 -lwlwll-llllwl
Philadelphia Eagles 3-9 -wwlllwl-lllll
New England Patriots 2-10 -llll-wlwlllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-11 -lllwllllwllll
Baltimore Ravens 1-11 -llllwll-lllll
Denver Broncos 1-11 -wlllllll-llll
Arizona Cardinals 0-12 -lllll-lllllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-12 -llllllll-llll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-13 llllll-lllllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwww-www-www-
Nebraska (Adidas) 9-0 --w--wwwww-www
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 -wwww--ww-w-w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 w--w-w----wwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 -ww--w--w---w-
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 -------ww-www-
Fresno State (Nike) 4-0 w---------www-
Louisville (Adidas) 4-0 ------ww--w-w-
Duke (Nike) 3-0 --w-----w---w-
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 -w---------w-w
SMU (Adidas) 3-0 w--w--------w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-------
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ------w------w
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w---
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w------
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-------------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-------------
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w------------
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-----------
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwww-wlw-
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwww-w-www-www
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 -wwww--ww-wwwl
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 l---www--www-w
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 w-l-ww-www--w-
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www---
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 -ww-l--w---ww-
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 -ww----ww-l-w-
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwww-wwl-
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 -wwwwwwll-w-ww
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 l--------wwww-
USC (Nike) 8-2 www-wlw-w-w-wl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 -lwlw-w-ww-ww-
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wl----wwwwlww-
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwww-lwlwwwww-
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 -l---w--w--w--
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwll-lwww-
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllww-w-lw-
BYU (Nike) 5-2 -llww-w----ww-
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-2 ------ww-wllww
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 -w-www-wwllwl-
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlw-wwwlww-
Florida (Nike) 6-3 w-lwlww-l-w-w-
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 ---------lw-w-
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w-----
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-------
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w------
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 ---w------lw--
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w-----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w----
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 l-ww----ww--l-
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l-----
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 -l---l-ww---w-
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 --w-ww---l-l--
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 -wlwwwll-lwwl-
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 --wll-l-wl-ww-
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 --lw--------lw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wll----w-l-w--
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w------
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w----
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 -----------lw-
Houston (Nike) 2-2 -wl------l--w-
Ohio (Russell) 2-2 --l------ww-l-
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l-----
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l---
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-1 -----w-------l
California (Nike) 3-3 -ww--ll---wl--
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll-----
Illinois (Nike) 6-6 wlw-llwwlwwll-
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llww-ww-lw--ll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-3 l-lw-----w--l-
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 ----w-wl---ll-
TCU (Nike) 3-5 l-llw-l--ww-l-
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 w----l-lw-llwl
Washington (Nike) 3-5 --l-l-wwlw-l-l
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 ---l-w---ll-lw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 --ll--lllwwwl-
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 ---l-lwlw---l-
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 w--w-ll--l--l-
Texas (Nike) 3-7 l-wll-ll-lwlw-
Arizona (Nike) 3-7 w-l--wlllll-wl
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 -l-wwl-l-l--l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 w-lwwllll-lll-
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 --ll------l-w-
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll---------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 -w-l------ll--
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 ----lw-llwlll-
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 l--w-l-w-llll-
Central Florida (Nike) 1-4 ---l-ll--w---l
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 w--l---l-llll-
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwl-l-
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwl-lllll-
Army (Nike) 0-1 -----------l--
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l----------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l---------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l------------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-------------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l---------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l-----
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l---
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 -l------l---l-
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 ---l-l-----ll-
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l---
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l----
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 l-l--l----l-l-
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 l--l----ll-l--
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 -l--l-l-l--ll-
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 l-----ll-ll-l-
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 --lll-l-l---l-
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 l-----lll-lll-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 l-ll--lll---ll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 -l-ll--llll-l-
West Virginia (Nike) 0-8 -lll--lll---ll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 -l-lll-lll-ll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lll---lll-lll-
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 ll-l-llllll-ll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllll-ll-
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w------
Southern (Russell) 2-0 w-----------w-
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w-----
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w---
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 -----------w--
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-----------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w----------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-------------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w---
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w------------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w------------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w----------
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 ------------w-
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l-
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l------
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l----------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l---
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-------------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-------------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l----------
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 -----------l--
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l-
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l------------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-------------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-------
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l---
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l-----
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l--------
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l----
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l------------
Yale (Nike) 0-1 -----------l--
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
Adidas 94-75
Nike 234-224
New Balance 1-1
Russell 14-18
Under Armour 21-47
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 8
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 3-0 www
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 21-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwww
Boston Bruins 4-1 wwwlw
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Dallas Stars 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-2 wlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Kings 0-2 ll
Nashville Predators 0-2 ll
Anaheim Ducks 0-3 lll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
San Jose Sharks 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 8
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
Denver Nuggets 3-0 www
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New York Knicks 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 6-1 wwwlwww
Los Angeles Lakers 4-1 wwwlw
Golden State Warriors 3-1 wwwl
Chicago Bulls 6-3 wlwwlwwlw
Phoenix Suns 3-2 llwww
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Detroit Pistons 11-9 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlw
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Atlanta Hawks 1-2 llw
Miami Heat 2-5 lwllwll
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-4 wllll
Orlando Magic 1-6 wllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-5 lllll

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Well, yours truly had another interesting Thanksgiving. Needless to say, I got stuffed! *rim shot*

And I am very thankful for all those cute throwback uniforms this weekend: Thank you, Cheaters, Lie-Downs, 'Boys, and the Bills who scored a huge upset Sunday (Stevie Johnson's tweet was hilarious!). And of course the Buckeyes who went all 1942 on Michigan. The numbers were a tad circusy but okay. And thanks to the Chiefs for the very stylish red pants and the Burgundyskins for the yellow pants, natch.

On the other hand, let me send out a big "No, thanks" to the Saints for the blah black pants, the Chargers for not wearing powder blue even once yet this year (WTF?!), the black-jerseyed Cardinals (Derek "Mood Swing" Anderson, you need to ask yourself, is it Low T?), and the ugliest game of the week, Black Friday's West Virginia-Pitt 'Backyard Brawl', which is exactly where both teams' unis should be buried! Patchy black and blue vs. camo-grey and yellow shoes? I'd rather have gone shopping at Wally World!

Last but not least, there was the 98th Grey Cup, which sadly I did not get in HD. But for you, dear readers, I went through the CFL video archives for the 2010 season, and I can now give you a full better-late-than-never rundown of the year in CFL fashion! So let's take a look at all 8 teams, ranked here from best- to worst-dressed, with a look at each team's best and worst looks...

1. SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS

At their best: Clean, basic, classic. Block numbers, no spooge.


At their worst: Not sure about the black bit on the shoulders, but still a good look (espesh with silver pants).


In their throwbacks: Strange. Looked more like the Stampeders. But also, still good. (Bonus points for the coaching staff's Norwegian curling team pants.)


2. BRITISH COLUMBIA LIONS

At their best: Canadian-style creamsicles!


At their worst: All black? With spooge? Um, no. Lose these things.


In their throwbacks: The black numbers are an interesting add, and the helmets are way cool.


3. WINNIPEG BLUE BOMBERS

At their best: Royal blue and gold is the bomb!


At their worst: All dark blue copies a bad look from their lookalikes, the Rams.


In their throwbacks: The gold jerseys are precious! (And even better with royal blue pants.)


4. EDMONTON ESKIMOS

At their best: In yellow pants, just like the Packers. (And with white jerseys, the ol' Jello 123.)


At their worst: Dark green pants. Also, the numbers are shrinky-dinked.


In their throwbacks: Better than the Pack!


5. TORONTO ARGONAUTS

At their best: Not great, but spoogeless.


At their worst: Non-block numbers, and dark blue pants. Da Bears you ain't!


In their throwbacks: They've had better throwbacks, but still okay.


6. MONTREAL ALOUETTES

At their best: Well, at least they have block numbers.


At their worst: Rotten colors, as boxy as the Bills, and spooge on the pants. Merde.


In their throwbacks: What a pretty blue! Too bad they are stealing this look from the original Als.


7. CALGARY STAMPEDERS

At their best: Red jerseys and no spooge.


At their worst: In black pants, espesh with white jerseys. And the number font is awful.


In their throwbacks: Throw in the silver and now you've got something!


And finally, I know this will shock you, and it totally breaks my heart, but there's just no escaping the fact that the current worst-dressed team in the CFL is my beloved...

8. HAMILTON TIGER-CATS

At their best: Black and yellow color combo as befits the Pittsburgh of Canada.


At their worst: Bad non-block numbers and spooge all over the sides, made even worse when they wear all black. (It's so bad Duxoop may even trade in his Ti-Cats hat for Sasky or BC.)


In their throwbacks: The best uniform in CFL history. Please go back to it! PLEASE!!!


Next week: LeBron James returns to Cleveland. Will he get out alive?

[Duxoop's note: I dunno, Mr. C, but I added him to my Death League team just in case!]

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 13)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 11-0 -wwwwwww-wwww
Green Bay Packers 11-0 -wwwwwwwww-ww
San Francisco 49ers 10-1 -lwwwwwww-www
Pittsburgh Steelers 10-1 -wwww-wwwwwwl
Indianapolis Colts 9-2 -wwlwwl-wwwww
New York Giants 9-2 -wlwwwwl-wwww
Washington Redskins 9-2 -wwwwlwlw-www
New Orleans Saints 9-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wl
Kansas City Chiefs 9-3 -wwwllwwwlwww
St Louis Rams 8-3 -wlwwwlww-lww
Dallas Cowboys 9-4 wlwwlwwwwllww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8-4 -wlwwwllwwwlw
Cleveland Browns 7-4 -lwwlwll-wwww
New York Jets 7-4 -lwlwww-lwlww
Oakland Raiders 7-4 -wllwwlwww-lw
Buffalo Bills 6-5 -llwlw-wllwww
Miami Dolphins 6-5 -lwww-llwwwll
Houston Texans 4-7 -wlllll-lwwlw
San Diego Chargers 4-7 -lllllwwwl-wl
Atlanta Falcons 4-7 -lwlwllw-lwll
Seattle Seahawks 4-7 -wlwl-lwllwll
Detroit Lions 3-8 -lwlwll-llllw
Carolina Panthers 3-8 -wlwll-llllwl
Tennessee Titans 3-8 -lwlllwwl-lll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-8 -wwlllwl-llll
New England Patriots 2-9 -llll-wlwllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-10 -lllwllllwlll
Baltimore Ravens 1-10 -llllwll-llll
Denver Broncos 1-10 -wlllllll-lll
Arizona Cardinals 0-11 -lllll-llllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-11 -llllllll-lll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-12 llllll-llllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 1
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwww-www-www
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-0 -wwww--ww-www
Nebraska (Adidas) 8-0 --w--wwwww-ww
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 -wwww--ww-w-w
Pittsburgh (Nike) 6-0 w--w-w----www
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 -ww--w--w---w
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 -------ww-www
Louisville (Adidas) 4-0 ------ww--w-w
Duke (Nike) 3-0 --w-----w---w
Fresno State (Nike) 3-0 w---------ww
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 2-0 -w---------w
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w--------
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w-
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w----
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w------
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w-----
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w---------
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwww-wlw
UCLA (Adidas) 9-1 lwww-w-www-ww
USC (Nike) 8-1 www-wlw-w-w-w
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 w-l-ww-www--w
Virginia Tech (Nike) 6-1 l---www--www
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www-
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 -ww-l--w---ww
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 -ww----ww-l-w
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwww-wwl
Auburn (Under Armour) 8-2 -wwwwwwll-w-w
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 -lwlw-w-ww-ww
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wl----wwwwlww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwww-lwlwwwww
Miami OH (Adidas) 3-1 l--------www
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 -l---w--w--w
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwll-lwww
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllww-w-lw
BYU (Nike) 5-2 -llww-w----ww
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 -w-www-wwllwl
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlw-wwwlww
Florida (Nike) 6-3 w-lwlww-l-w-w
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 ---------lw-w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w---
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-----
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w----
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 ---w------lw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w---
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w--
South Florida (Under Armour) 4-2 ------ww-wllw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 l-ww----ww--l
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l---
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 -l---l-ww---w
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 --w-ww---l-l
Florida State (Nike) 5-4 llww-ww-lw--l
Illinois (Nike) 6-5 wlw-llwwlwwl
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 -wlwwwll-lwwl
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 --wll-l-wl-ww
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w--
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wll----w-l-w
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w--
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 -----------lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 -wl------l--w
Ohio (Russell) 2-2 --l------ww-l
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l---
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l---------
California (Nike) 3-3 -ww--ll---wl
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll---
Connecticut (Nike) 3-4 w----l-lw-llw
Washington (Nike) 3-4 --l-l-wwlw-l
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 ----w-wl---ll
TCU (Nike) 3-5 l-llw-l--ww-l
Arizona (Nike) 3-6 w-l--wlllll-w
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 --ll--lllwwwl
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 ---l-lwlw---l
Arizona State (Nike) 1-2 --lw--------l
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 w--w-ll--l--l
Texas (Nike) 3-7 l-wll-ll-lwlw
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 -l-wwl-l-l--l
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 w-lwwllll-lll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w--
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 --ll------l-w
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll-------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 -w-l------ll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 ----lw-llwlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 l--w-l-w-llll
Rutgers (Nike) 1-4 ---l-w---ll-l
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 w--l---l-llll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwl-l
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwl-lllll
Army (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l--------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l-------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-----------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l-------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l--
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l---
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l-
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 -l------l---l
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 ---l-l-----ll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l--
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 l-l--l----l-l
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 l--l----ll-l
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 -l--l-l-l--ll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 l-----ll-ll-l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 --lll-l-l---l
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-7 l-ll--lll---l
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 l-----lll-lll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-7 -lll--lll---l
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 -l-ll--llll-l
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 -l-lll-lll-ll
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lll---lll-lll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-10 ll-l-llllll-l
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllll-ll

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 1
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w----
Southern (Russell) 2-0 w-----------w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w---
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w-
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 -----------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w---------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w--------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w--
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-----------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w-
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w----------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w--------
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 ------------w
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l----
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l--------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l-
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-----------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-----------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l--------
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 -----------l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-----------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-----
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l-
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l---
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l------
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l--
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l----------
Yale (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 1
Adidas 89-72
Nike 228-215
New Balance 1-1
Russell 14-18
Under Armour 19-46
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 1
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 3-0 www
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 18-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwww
Boston Bruins 3-1 wwwl
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Dallas Stars 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-2 wlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
Nashville Predators 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-3 lll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 1
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Denver Nuggets 3-0 www
Golden State Warriors 3-0 www
Utah Jazz 3-0 www
New York Knicks 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 5-1 wwwlww
Los Angeles Lakers 4-1 wwwlw
Chicago Bulls 5-2 wlwwlww
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Phoenix Suns 2-2 llww
Houston Rockets 1-1 lw
Detroit Pistons 8-8 lllwwlwwwllwwllw
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Miami Heat 2-3 lwllw
Atlanta Hawks 1-2 llw
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Portland Trail Blazers 1-4 wllll
Orlando Magic 1-5 wlllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-5 lllll

Any teams not listed are 0-0