BEST BAND NAMES PLAYING THE TOLEDO AREA THIS WEEK (MAY 19-25)

Spazmatics--Fri & Sat at Firehouse 47
The Bleeding Deacons--Saturday at Mickey Finn's
Taking On Explosives--Saturday at Underground
Them One Guys--Saturday at Headliners
Attacked By Wolves--Monday at Mickey Finn's

And the best band name playing the Toledo area this week:

"Sofa" King Cool--Wednesday at Augie's

BAAAAA!

Got my advance ticket for Star Wars and skedded the night off work. I feel like such a friggin' sheep.

PROOF

By the way, let me share with you the undeniable proof that I am, indeed, incapable of violence:

George W. Bush is still alive.

This, alas, is the one unfortunate side effect of my pacifism. Sorry, everybody.