REMEMBERING A PIONEER...
Jam Master Jay
1965-2002
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Thursday, October 31, 2002
Tuesday, October 29, 2002
THERE ARE SOME THINGS MONEY CAN'T BUY
Check this out from The Brunching Shuttlecocks: It's called Priceless. And it is. It's the best MasterCard ad I've seen to date and it's not even a real one!
Check this out from The Brunching Shuttlecocks: It's called Priceless. And it is. It's the best MasterCard ad I've seen to date and it's not even a real one!
Saturday, October 26, 2002
IT'S ALIVE! MY CREATION IS ALIVE!
Wow. This Ask Ducksoup thang is getting huge! A ton of questions in the mailbag today. Go check out my answers.
Wow. This Ask Ducksoup thang is getting huge! A ton of questions in the mailbag today. Go check out my answers.
Tuesday, October 22, 2002
WARNING! NEW FEATURE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Man, I am just chock full of ideas lately. Here's my latest stroke of genius:
Ask Ducksoup
Try it (with milk). It's fun! I hope.
PS: Holy unexpected popularity, Batman! "Ask Ducksoup" has been up for only an hour or so and already I've received 3 questions. From total strangers! All this time I thought my entire readership consisted of my 3 best friends/Duck Pond affiliates. Where did all you other people come from? And what's wrong with you?! Well, wherever you came from, thanks large for starting off the "Ask" thing with a resounding bang! I can hardly keep up!
Man, I am just chock full of ideas lately. Here's my latest stroke of genius:
Ask Ducksoup
Try it (with milk). It's fun! I hope.
PS: Holy unexpected popularity, Batman! "Ask Ducksoup" has been up for only an hour or so and already I've received 3 questions. From total strangers! All this time I thought my entire readership consisted of my 3 best friends/Duck Pond affiliates. Where did all you other people come from? And what's wrong with you?! Well, wherever you came from, thanks large for starting off the "Ask" thing with a resounding bang! I can hardly keep up!
Monday, October 21, 2002
Friday, October 11, 2002
IF THE POLICE NEVER FIND IT, IS IT STILL A CLUE?
So, the note the sniper left on the tarot card said "I am god", which as you might recall was the title of Taco The Wonder Dog's remix of the Mark Standriff/Chubby Checker interview.
I predict the next note will read "I am the wheel that rock rolls on", and then we've got our man!
So, the note the sniper left on the tarot card said "I am god", which as you might recall was the title of Taco The Wonder Dog's remix of the Mark Standriff/Chubby Checker interview.
I predict the next note will read "I am the wheel that rock rolls on", and then we've got our man!
Tuesday, October 08, 2002
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME ON THE WAY TO OBLIVION
How screwed up is my mind? Here's a scenario I recently dreamed up for my own demise...
I'm driving and I crash my van into an ambulance. I go flying through the windshield and land in the back of the ambulance. So far I'm only injured, and the ambulance is not too severely damaged, so they start to take me to the hospital.
On the way the ambulance collides with another vehicle, and I go flying out of the ambulance and land in the back of the other vehicle, dead. You guessed it...it's a hearse.
And then on the way to the cemetery the hearse hits a deep pothole...and IN I GO! WHEE!
I need therapy.
3/19/2011, PS: I've since made some additions to this scenario. After the hearse a cement truck hits the same pothole and the contents spill in on top of me. Then a florist drives by and...well, you get the idea.
How screwed up is my mind? Here's a scenario I recently dreamed up for my own demise...
I'm driving and I crash my van into an ambulance. I go flying through the windshield and land in the back of the ambulance. So far I'm only injured, and the ambulance is not too severely damaged, so they start to take me to the hospital.
On the way the ambulance collides with another vehicle, and I go flying out of the ambulance and land in the back of the other vehicle, dead. You guessed it...it's a hearse.
And then on the way to the cemetery the hearse hits a deep pothole...and IN I GO! WHEE!
I need therapy.
3/19/2011, PS: I've since made some additions to this scenario. After the hearse a cement truck hits the same pothole and the contents spill in on top of me. Then a florist drives by and...well, you get the idea.
Thursday, October 03, 2002
GAG ME WITH A SPOON
(NOTE: The show in question is no longer posted.)
Steve Dahl Show, Wednesday, October 2, time code 1:17:18 to 1:26:02. Go. Listen. Now!
A woman drops by the studio with a hair-trigger gag reflex. No puking, just gagging. Say something gross and she ulps. This is one for the "Best Of" reel. I heard it here at work and had to bite a hole in my lip to keep from laughing too loud.
PS: Also on the same show, after you enjoy the gagging woman, skip ahead to time code 2:00:18 to 2:15:58, as Steve gives his own review of BK tacos vs Taco Bell tacos, and tells us what soda flavor goes best with a BK taco. It's a combination throwback to both the Cola Wars AND the Taco Wars!
Dahl copying me: there's a switch!!!
PPS: It gets weirder: During Thursday's show, they're talking about a Sopranos character doing amyl nitrate while getting a vibrator up the keister, and also about video head cleaners and alkyl nitrate, and Steve mentions Rush. By name. And did I not mention my sudden craving for poppers after getting drunk? Weird. Eerie.
(NOTE: The show in question is no longer posted.)
Steve Dahl Show, Wednesday, October 2, time code 1:17:18 to 1:26:02. Go. Listen. Now!
A woman drops by the studio with a hair-trigger gag reflex. No puking, just gagging. Say something gross and she ulps. This is one for the "Best Of" reel. I heard it here at work and had to bite a hole in my lip to keep from laughing too loud.
PS: Also on the same show, after you enjoy the gagging woman, skip ahead to time code 2:00:18 to 2:15:58, as Steve gives his own review of BK tacos vs Taco Bell tacos, and tells us what soda flavor goes best with a BK taco. It's a combination throwback to both the Cola Wars AND the Taco Wars!
Dahl copying me: there's a switch!!!
PPS: It gets weirder: During Thursday's show, they're talking about a Sopranos character doing amyl nitrate while getting a vibrator up the keister, and also about video head cleaners and alkyl nitrate, and Steve mentions Rush. By name. And did I not mention my sudden craving for poppers after getting drunk? Weird. Eerie.
Wednesday, October 02, 2002
VROOM. VROOM.
The official FART blog is now open for your perusal.
In other news, I'm down to 318 and I've reached the 5th hole on my belt. This starting from the 2nd hole about two months ago. All this just from eating less. Imagine when I begin exercising too! And the fall frisbee golf season is approaching, so heads up, amigos.
By my estimation, I'm losing about 3 pounds a week. In 2 years, I'll be gone.
The official FART blog is now open for your perusal.
In other news, I'm down to 318 and I've reached the 5th hole on my belt. This starting from the 2nd hole about two months ago. All this just from eating less. Imagine when I begin exercising too! And the fall frisbee golf season is approaching, so heads up, amigos.
By my estimation, I'm losing about 3 pounds a week. In 2 years, I'll be gone.
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