WARNING! NEW FEATURE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Man, I am just chock full of ideas lately. Here's my latest stroke of genius:

Ask Ducksoup

Try it (with milk). It's fun! I hope.

PS: Holy unexpected popularity, Batman! "Ask Ducksoup" has been up for only an hour or so and already I've received 3 questions. From total strangers! All this time I thought my entire readership consisted of my 3 best friends/Duck Pond affiliates. Where did all you other people come from? And what's wrong with you?! Well, wherever you came from, thanks large for starting off the "Ask" thing with a resounding bang! I can hardly keep up!