VROOM. VROOM.

The official FART blog is now open for your perusal.

In other news, I'm down to 318 and I've reached the 5th hole on my belt. This starting from the 2nd hole about two months ago. All this just from eating less. Imagine when I begin exercising too! And the fall frisbee golf season is approaching, so heads up, amigos.

By my estimation, I'm losing about 3 pounds a week. In 2 years, I'll be gone.