THE DREAM MATCHUP IS HERE AT LAST!

We've waited years to see this ALF Cup final. We've been on pace for it all season. And now, finally, this Sunday, it's the ultimate battle for ALF Cup supremacy...

1-THE SHIELD


"I'm a different kind of cop"

VS.

2-FAMILY GUY


"For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you"

...FOR ALL THE MARBLES!

Will Vic and the Strike Team take home their 3rd title in 4 years? Or will the Griffins finally shed the label of 'best show to never win the ALF Cup'?

This promises to be the greatest final in the 20-year history of ALF Cup competition. Stay tuned for the results!

IT'S OCHO DE MARZO!



And yes, I am wearing the exact same outfit as ALF!

I'm sick and tired of having birthdays, and keeping count of how many orbits I've made around the sun. Fuck that noise. Meaningless!

My friend Kay was born May 5th...I figure if she can have Cinco De Mayo, I can have OCHO DE MARZO! It just sounds so much more festive! OLE!

No more birthday cake or pie (though, I like pie), from now on it's El Tipico tacos! Pointy party hats? Fuck 'em...slap a sombrero on my melon! Never mind singing "Happy Birthday" to me, fire up the mariachi band! IYIYIYIYIYIYIYIY!!!