No one should ever have to apologize for being offensive.

Looking back 29 years later, what I should have done, instead of being forced against my will to write the apology demanded from me by that asshole for the song we recorded, is tell the authorities involved that I was offended by his demanding an apology from me for offending him, and that I demanded an apology from him for offending me by demanding an apology from me for offending him. (Never mind demanding an apology to me and everyone who heard his racist comment that made us want to record the song in the first place.) PS: If you can't even spell 'apology', you shouldn't ever be demanding one!

Some people just don't get it, do they? And they NEVER WILL.

You simply CANNOT outright lie to someone and insult them, to their face, LITERALLY, TO THEIR FACE, and expect them to ever trust you or want to maintain and already-accelerating-downhill friendship with you. Especially when you are so utterly STUPID, even more so than in your entire endless history of blatant examples of stupidity, that it never once occurs to you that, when you lie to someone and insult them ON YOUR LIVE WEBCAM, THEY JUST MIGHT BE WATCHING!