Wednesday, November 26, 2008

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

5. Elephant


Tuesday, November 25, 2008

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

6. Our Label Is Run By Homos


Monday, November 24, 2008

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

7. Dinosaur Rap


Sunday, November 23, 2008

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

8. Religious Cult


Saturday, November 22, 2008

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

9. Feeler Doc


Friday, November 21, 2008

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

As promised, here are my 10 favorite WKUK sketches, starting with...

10. Francis Scott Key

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

CATCH OF THE DAY

Kudos to Bob & Ron of the Steve Dahl Show who correctly pointed out this morning that "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins blatantly rips off the guitar part from "Funk #49" by the James Gang. LAWSUIT TIME!

Current Duck Pond temperature:
14.2 C / 57.5 F

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

I SUCK

Yeah I know, I've been slacking on posts again. I'm working on an investigative report right now, I'll have that up here ASAP. Also the ALF Cup season is winding down, and I don't want to give away too much, but I will say this: The reports I have heard say that the series finale of The Shield is very satisfying. It better be, because the ALF Cup title could very well ride on how satisfying, or unsatisfying, it is.

Current Duck Pond temperature:
15.3 C / 59.5 F

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

IT BEGINS...

Current Duck Pond temperature:

15.3 C / 59.5 F

It's dipped into the 50s where I sleep. I know I'm a polar bear and all, but I have my limits.

COMING SOON: I take a trip to Bloomington, Indiana to see the Drive-By Truckers and also to attempt a personal first in frisbee golf. Stay tuned...

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

IN 77 DAYS...

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!!!

Current Duck Pond temperature:
18.7 C / 65.6 F

Monday, November 03, 2008

Saturday, November 01, 2008

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...

Don't forget to set your clocks back an hour tonight at 2am. Of course, and hour after you do that it'll be 2am again and you'll have to set your clocks back again and again and again...

Current Duck Pond temperature:
17.3 C / 63.1 F

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

FREE BAND NAME IDEA

An open note to whomever thought up that disturbing band name from last week, "My Polar Bear Ex"...here's a better band name for you, taken straight from tonight's Daily Show:

"Midwestern Pot Mom Demographic"

Zing!

Current Duck Pond temperature:
17.1 C / 62.7 F

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

I GOT YOUR OBAMA CAMPAIGN SLOGAN RIGHT HERE:

I'd like to see somebody put this on a t-shirt (Micki could, but I know she won't)...a picture of Obama and a picture of Palin with the following caption:

"BROS BEFORE HOS!"

Current Duck Pond temperature:
16.8 C / 62.2 F

Monday, October 27, 2008

JINGLE IDEA

Call Joe the Plumber, that's the name,
And away your campaign DOWN THE DRAIN!

Current Duck Pond temperature:
17.3 C / 63.1 F

Sunday, October 26, 2008

ICK

Most disturbing band name playing the Toledo area this week:

My Polar Bear Ex

That's just creepy and wrong.

Current Duck Pond temperature:
17.3 C / 63.1 F

Saturday, October 25, 2008

A TEXT MESSAGE EXCHANGE WITH MY PAL NOEL:

N: "What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded"

DS: "Well, that might be debatable"

N: "Okay you have a point"

Current Duck Pond temperature:
17.7 C / 63.8 F

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

EEWW

Perhaps the most disturbing period in world history was when it was almost impossible to tell John Denver and Martina Navratilova apart.

Current Duck Pond temperature:
17.1 C / 62.7 F

Saturday, October 18, 2008


EDIE ADAMS
1927-2008


Today I present a video tribute Ernie Kovacs' lovely and talented widow, whose Marilyn Monroe impersonation can never be topped:



Edie was a sweetie, and she will be missed. Below is her AP obit:

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LOS ANGELES - Actress and singer Edie Adams, the blonde beauty who won a Tony Award for bringing Daisy Mae to life on Broadway and who played the television foil to her husband, comedian Ernie Kovacs, has died. She was 81.

Ms. Adams died Wednesday in a Los Angeles hospital from pneumonia and cancer, publicist Henri Bollinger said.

A graduate of Juilliard School of Music, Ms. Adams hoped to become an opera singer but instead went on to gain fame for her sketches with Kovacs and her pivotal roles in two top Broadway musicals.

She was born Elizabeth Edith Enke in 1927 in Kingston, Pa., and grew up in Tenafly, N.J. She first attracted notice on the television show "Arthur Godfrey's Talent Scouts." Kovacs was then performing his innovative comedy show on a Philadelphia television station, and his director saw her and invited her to audition.

"Here was this guy with the big mustache, the big cigar, and the silly hat," she recalled in 1982. "I thought, 'I don't know what this is, but it's for me.' "

When she auditioned for the Kovacs show, she knew a lot about opera but only three pop songs, she recalled. "I sang them all during the audition, and if they had asked to hear another, I never would have made it," she said.

With her innocent face and refreshing manner, Ms. Adams became the ideal partner for Kovacs's far-out humor. They eloped to Mexico City in 1954.

Kovacs moved his show - which appeared in various guises in the 1950s and early 1960s - to New York, where he became the darling of critics and discriminating viewers and hugely influential on other comedians. Both Kovacs and Ms. Adams garnered Emmy nominations in 1957 for best performances in a comedy series.

Ms. Adams found success on Broadway as well. She was acclaimed for her role as the sister to Rosalind Russell's character in the 1953 "Wonderful Town," the Comden-Green-Bernstein musical based on "My Sister Eileen." In 1957, Ms. Adams won a Tony for best featured (supporting) actress in a musical for her role as Daisy Mae in "Li'l Abner," based on Al Capp's satirical comic strip.

She and Kovacs moved to Hollywood in the late 1950s, and both became active in films.

In Billy Wilder's classic "The Apartment," the 1960 Oscar winner for best picture, Ms. Adams played the spurned secretary to philandering businessman Fred MacMurray. Among her other movies were "Lover Come Back," "Call Me Bwana" (with Bob Hope), "Under the Yum Yum Tree," "The Best Man," and "The Honey Pot."

In early 1962, Kovacs left a star-filled baby shower for Mrs. Milton Berle and crashed his car into a light pole, dying instantly. He had been a carefree gambler and profligate buyer of unneeded things. He once telephoned his wife and said he had bought the California Racquet Club, with its nightclub, shops, and mortgages.

His widow was faced with debts of $520,000, trouble with the Internal Revenue Service, and a nasty custody battle over Kovacs's daughters, Betty and Kippie, from his first marriage. She and Kovacs also had a daughter, Mia, born in 1959.

Berle, Frank Sinatra, Jack Lemmon, Dean Martin, and other stars organized a TV special to raise money for her and her daughters.

"No," she said, "I can take care of my own children."

For a solid year, she worked continuously. She did movies, TV musical revues, and a Las Vegas act where Groucho Marx introduced her with the comment: "There are some things Edie won't do, but nothing she can't do."

She won custody of her stepdaughters, tearfully telling reporters after the verdict: "This is the way Ernie would have wanted it."

Over a career that spanned some six decades, Ms. Adams also appeared in various stage productions; had a short-lived television show in 1963 that earned her two Emmy nominations; performed in nightclubs and released several albums.

In the 1980s and 1990s, she made appearances on such television shows as "Murder, She Wrote" and "Designing Women." She also played Tommy Chong's mother, Mrs. Tempest Stoner, in the first Cheech and Chong movie, "Up in Smoke," in 1978.

Over the years, she strove to keep Kovacs's comedic legacy alive by buying rights to his television shows and repackaging them for television and videocassettes.

Ms. Adams's son said her appearance in "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" with Ethel Merman, Sid Caesar, and Jonathan Winters was perhaps her fondest memory, as it was filmed just after the death of Kovacs. "She was able to laugh again for the first time," Joshua Mills, her son from her marriage to photographer Martin Mills, told the Los Angeles Times. That marriage ended in divorce as did her third marriage, to jazz trumpeter Pete Candoli, who died in January.

A daughter, Mia Kovacs, was killed in a 1982 car accident.
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Current Duck Pond temperature:
19.0 C / 66.2 F

Thursday, October 16, 2008

UNDEFEATED

I am now 1-0 in karaoke contests. Yay me. I won $25. "Winner buys drinks!" said one of my karaoke komrades. "No," I corrected him, "winner pays bills."

Current Duck Pond temperature:
22.2 C / 71.9 F