DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

[cue Dr. Demento countdown music] "It's time for number one...this is it, here it comes...NUMBER ONE!"

1. WHALE TAIL

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

2. Nail Gun!

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

3. It's Illegal To Say...

(Note: In case you watch this a few months from now, this sketch orignally aired in 2007.)

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

4. Kicking Guy

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

5. Elephant

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

6. Our Label Is Run By Homos

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

7. Dinosaur Rap

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

8. Religious Cult

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

9. Feeler Doc

DUCKSOUP'S TOP TEN SKETCHES FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW"

As promised, here are my 10 favorite WKUK sketches, starting with...

10. Francis Scott Key

CATCH OF THE DAY

Kudos to Bob & Ron of the Steve Dahl Show who correctly pointed out this morning that "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins blatantly rips off the guitar part from "Funk #49" by the James Gang. LAWSUIT TIME!

Current Duck Pond temperature:
14.2 C / 57.5 F

I SUCK

Yeah I know, I've been slacking on posts again. I'm working on an investigative report right now, I'll have that up here ASAP. Also the ALF Cup season is winding down, and I don't want to give away too much, but I will say this: The reports I have heard say that the series finale of The Shield is very satisfying. It better be, because the ALF Cup title could very well ride on how satisfying, or unsatisfying, it is.

Current Duck Pond temperature:
15.3 C / 59.5 F

IT BEGINS...

Current Duck Pond temperature:

15.3 C / 59.5 F

It's dipped into the 50s where I sleep. I know I'm a polar bear and all, but I have my limits.

COMING SOON: I take a trip to Bloomington, Indiana to see the Drive-By Truckers and also to attempt a personal first in frisbee golf. Stay tuned...

IN 77 DAYS...

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!!!

Current Duck Pond temperature:
18.7 C / 65.6 F

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...

Don't forget to set your clocks back an hour tonight at 2am. Of course, and hour after you do that it'll be 2am again and you'll have to set your clocks back again and again and again...

Current Duck Pond temperature:
17.3 C / 63.1 F

FREE BAND NAME IDEA

An open note to whomever thought up that disturbing band name from last week, "My Polar Bear Ex"...here's a better band name for you, taken straight from tonight's Daily Show:

"Midwestern Pot Mom Demographic"

Zing!

Current Duck Pond temperature:
17.1 C / 62.7 F

I GOT YOUR OBAMA CAMPAIGN SLOGAN RIGHT HERE:

I'd like to see somebody put this on a t-shirt (Micki could, but I know she won't)...a picture of Obama and a picture of Palin with the following caption:

"BROS BEFORE HOS!"

Current Duck Pond temperature:
16.8 C / 62.2 F

JINGLE IDEA

Call Joe the Plumber, that's the name,
And away your campaign DOWN THE DRAIN!

Current Duck Pond temperature:
17.3 C / 63.1 F

ICK

Most disturbing band name playing the Toledo area this week:

My Polar Bear Ex

That's just creepy and wrong.

Current Duck Pond temperature:
17.3 C / 63.1 F