ALL YOUR ANGST ARE BELONG TO US

Found something interesting. It's the cover art of an album that our very own Shaggy released a few years ago, during his brief Kenny Loggins/Al Stewart/Cat Stevens-type introspective phase. I think it'll be out on CD soon.

Click the link below to check it out.

Rock me gently

IS THIS TOO MORBID?

In the wake of my mom's premature demise, and the inevitable disputes over who gets what, I have naturally been giving a lot of thought to what will happen to my stuff should I check out early.

I have yet to craft a will, hopefully soon I'll get around to it, but in the meantime, I could use your help, mi amigos.

Who wants what?

Come on, stake your claims now! I have to die sooner or later. Why should my worldly possessions take up space in a landfill? Help recycle, dammit!

Okay, so you guys can't call dibs on my organs, but the rest is up for grabs!

First and foremost, there's all my ALF stuff, much of which you have been reading about here the last few. Then there's my vast stockpile of audio and video tapes, the content of which runs the gamut. After that, it's pretty much the usual worldly-possession-type crap. Some worthy of resale, some only of sentimental value, but overall nothing to write home about.

Mind you, I am a borderline minor local celebrity, so if there's anything currently in my possession that would make for tabloid fodder, I trust my executor will keep it hidden from the general public. Speaking of which...

Who calls executor? "All the all the outs in free!"

Tell ya what, let's settle that as fairly as possible...

My...mother...and...your...mother...were...hanging...up...clothes...
My...mother...socked...your...mother...in...the...nose...
What...color...of...blood...came...out?

THREE IS A MAGIC NUMBER

A good week for me ALF-wise. First the "Got cat?" poster, then the "ALF Files" DVD, then my new ALF cell phone face plate.

The best part about the face plate? The main button is strategically and conveniently located right over ALF's crotch. Touch. Touch. Touch. Touch. Touch. Touch...

And so the ALF paraphernalia collection grows. Next I'll be stockpiling ALF plushies. Hey, you gotta have backups.

IS IT JUST ME...

...or are my posts getting shorter?

I'M VERY...HAP-PY!

I am now the proud owner of The "ALF Files" DVD. Oh yeah. I have creamed my jeans. My nipples have exploded with delight. My hovercraft is full of eels.

I'll watch it later today. But first I'm just going to lie in bed next to it and cuddle with it for a while.

MMM...THE NEW KITTEN TERIYAKI SUB...(DROOL DROOL)

Thanks to Shaggy, there's a new #2 pic in the Gallery too. Also the Shagman has sent his first query to the Ask blog. Much obliged.

And I'm just about to make a run for the border to grab my copy of the ALF DVD, which Shagola tipped me off to.

Tell ya what, let's just declare this "Give Your Props To Shaggy" Day!

No, wait, I forgot, it's Nov. 4. Never mind. This is already "Death To America" Day. (Hey, I didn't name it. Bite me.)

"I'VE BEEN FRAMED!"

We've had a swap for the top spot in the Gallery. And the hard copy of the new #1 pic is now in my possession. Read more about it!