IF THIS WORKS, I'M PLAYING THE LOTTERY NEXT

Okay folks, this is a long shot, but it's worth a try...

Is there, by any chance, anyone reading this who happened to save the text to the "No Virginia, there is no Santa Claus" piece I wrote last year for the old Shagout multi-person blog? If so please email it to ducksoup@sacbeemail.com so I post it again this year. I'm just too damn lazy to try to rewrite it. Thanks.