OOPS. WE MISSED THE PARTY. OH WELL, THERE WAS NO CAKE ANYWAY.

Um, yeah. Silly me, I thought today was the one-year anniversary of The Duck Pond. But I checked the archives to make sure and, heh heh, turns out it was Saturday. My bad. (Hey, at least I knew it was May, the date started with a 1, and it was an even number. So give me SOME credit.)

So, to save face, let's just label this Duck Pond Anniversary Week! Wait, shit, can't do that. That would have been last week. Aw, fuck it, the week started Saturday, dammit. So there. Anyone got a problem with that? Blow me.

Anyhoo, stay tuned, sometime this week I'll give yas a chance to vote for the best post from the Pond's first year of operation.