QUOTE DU JOUR

"If you're religious, and you believe the Bible is real because of faith, we can't touch you. It's an automatic tie. No one can bust you. Bible nuts pride themselves in believing in things that are hard to believe in. They think God will bless them for that. But if faith isn't enough, if you want history or fact in your Bible, you are so screwed. It's fair to say the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history...and pizza."

--Penn Jillette, from Penn & Teller's "Bullshit!"