9 DAYS UNTIL THE PREMIERE OF ALF'S HIT TALK SHOW!

The following was written by one of my co-workers/go-kart teammates. (I hope to have a link to photos from the race here at the Pond soon. Stay tuned.)

Subject: Toledo Speedway Invitational - AND THE WINNER IS ...

Maritz Research, Car #40
... and in a decisive fashion!

The action was fast and furious at the Toledo Speedway last Thursday as Team Maritz went head-to-head with 21 other area corporate go-kart teams in the annual Toledo Speedway Invitational. The third time was the charm for the event, which had twice been postponed due to rain. The temperature was chilly, but Team Maritz was hot as they blew away the competition, crossing the checkered flag a good five seconds ahead of their nearest competitor.

John L. and Aaron D. were the drivers for the event, with Ducksoup performing pit duties. Tony D. was on stand-by as pit mechanic. The team was chomping at the bit after waiting almost two weeks to run the race. The first heat saw Team Maritz finishing a heart-breaking second after being boxed into the pit area by an inexperienced competitor. Ducksoup saved the day by actually lifting and moving our car so we could get back on the track. Our racers took their revenge in their second heat race, coming in first after good positioning in the first half of the race by John L. and an aggressive pass by Aaron D. in the second half. Our second and first place finishes in the first two heats put us on the outside pole for the championship race. Tension was high and the excitement was tangible as Team Maritz faced off for the final race of the night against the best cars at the track. John L. raced an incredible first half, staying neck and neck with the #42 car. The two drivers came into the pits almost simultaneously. After a lightening-quick driver change, Aaron D. came out of the pit in the lead and was able to maintain the lead for the remainder of the race, pulling away from the pack and crossing the checkered flag all alone.

Thanks to all of you who came out to support the team last Thursday and who have offered words of congratulations and encouragement. If you weren't able to make this race, be sure not to miss the JA Mini Grand Prix in the Owens Corning parking lot on Saturday, August 7. Heat races start at 10 a.m. with the championship race beginning at approximately 5 p.m. There will be over 50 teams at this event, and with our big win last Thursday everybody will be gunning for Maritz Research, car #40. We will need all the support and cheering power we can get (plus, I guarantee that you will have a good time).

Stop by and congratulate your team members on their victory and don't miss the five-foot-high trophy in the lobby! Hopefully we'll be adding one more in August!

Lisa M.
Project Director
Maritz Research - Automotive Research Group

11 DAYS UNTIL THE PREMIERE OF ALF'S HIT TALK SHOW!

BEST BAND NAMES PLAYING THE TOLEDO AREA THIS WEEK (JUN 25-JUL 1)

A day late and a dollar short. Again.

Alexis on Fire--last night at Headliners
Wide Awakes--last night at Mickey Finn's Pub
Goiter Jelly--tonight at Baja Boogie Cafe
One Shot Shy--tonight at Gumbo's
Dead Pets from UK--Monday at Happy Badger
Uncertain 5--Monday at Happy Badger
Blue Moon Duo with Laurie Swyers--Tuesday at Manhattan's
Modest Purpose--Thursday at Manhattan's

And my favorite band name playing the Toledo area this week...

Attacked by Wolves--last night at Happy Badger

THE COUNTDOWN HAS BEGUN!

We are 14 days away from the premiere of ALF's Hit Talk Show!

July 7, 10pm, TV Land

Two items today for your dancing, dining, and dementing pleasure...

1. BEST BAND NAMES PLAYING THE TOLEDO AREA THIS WEEK (JUN 18-24)

Coil Burner--tonight at Longhorn Saloon
Goiter Jelly--Saturday at Longhorn Saloon
Hacky Sack Circle--Saturday at Happy Badger
The Killer Flamingos--Saturday at Nick and Jimmy's
Lame-O--Saturday at Longhorn Saloon
M.C. Habitat vs. the Wax Odyssey--Saturday at Happy Badger
Your Black Star--Saturday at Mickey Finn's Pub
Dr. Sauce--Thursday at Mickey Finn's Pub

2. MY SHORTEST PARODY SONG TO DATE

Yes, even shorter than the ill-fated "Black Magic Marker"!

To the tune of "Que Sera Sera":

"When I was just a little girl
I had a sex change"

THE END

BEST BAND NAMES PLAYING THE TOLEDO AREA THIS WEEK (JUN 11-17)

Fetish Doll--tonight at Back Porch
Psychosomatic Orchestra--tonight at Happy Badger
The Stain--tonight at Headliners
Almost Anonymous--tonight & Saturday at J. Patrick's Pub
Froghead--tonight & Saturday at M.T. Loonies
Stacked Ham--tonight & Saturday at Break Room Lounge
Money Shot--Saturday at Baja Boogie Cafe
Uba Tuba--Sunday at Bronze Boar

BEST BAND NAMES PLAYING THE TOLEDO AREA THIS WEEK (JUN 4-10)

The Knobs--tonight & Saturday at Break Room Lounge
American Werewolves--Saturday at Mickey Finn's Pub
Four on the Floor--Saturday at Mickey Finn's Pub
Geronimo's Cadillac--Saturday at Village Idiot
The Money Shot--Wednesday at Brewed Awakenings
The Beatalls--Thursday at Carmel's
Goin' to Gramma's--Thursday at Manhattan's
Static Rituals--Thursday at Mickey Finn's Pub