Two items today for your dancing, dining, and dementing pleasure...

1. BEST BAND NAMES PLAYING THE TOLEDO AREA THIS WEEK (JUN 18-24)

Coil Burner--tonight at Longhorn Saloon
Goiter Jelly--Saturday at Longhorn Saloon
Hacky Sack Circle--Saturday at Happy Badger
The Killer Flamingos--Saturday at Nick and Jimmy's
Lame-O--Saturday at Longhorn Saloon
M.C. Habitat vs. the Wax Odyssey--Saturday at Happy Badger
Your Black Star--Saturday at Mickey Finn's Pub
Dr. Sauce--Thursday at Mickey Finn's Pub

2. MY SHORTEST PARODY SONG TO DATE

Yes, even shorter than the ill-fated "Black Magic Marker"!

To the tune of "Que Sera Sera":

"When I was just a little girl
I had a sex change"

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