COMING UP, A REVIEW OF THE WORST...FRISBEE GOLF COURSE...EVER

But first, you know what I'd like to see on the Espy Awards sometime? Roger Federer and Jeff Gordon presenting an award together, with Gordon wearing tennis whites and Federer wearing a Dupont fire suit. How many people would be fooled?

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