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From our pals at This Hour Has 22 Minutes:

"A team of Boston researchers won an award from the Annals of Improbable Research Magazine for proving that Diet Coke is an amazingly effective spermicide. The scientists warn, however, it should never be used in combination with a Mentos diaphragm."

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