"Wow, what a lineup. But look at meeeee!"--The Flying Pig, from The Kids In The Hall

A text message from my friend Kat (I'm paraphrasing...or am I paratexting?):

"Some people said we'd have a black president when pigs flew...well, here we are, 100 days into Obama's presidency, and sure enough...SWINE FLU!

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BTW, coming soon, my picks for the all-time greatest Don Martin sound effects. Stay tuned.