GRENADES DON'T GROW HAIR EITHER

This is exactly why I don't play games like World Of Warfare. Because of the stupid ad of theirs I just saw, in which Mr. T seems to be taking credit for inventing the Mohawk haircut. Seriously???

Mr. T did NOT invent the Mohawk. If he did it would not be called the Mohawk, it would be called the Mr. T. Mr. T doesn't even LOOK like a Mohawk! Well, except for the Mohawk.

If this is how stupid the world has become, fuck it. Let me try something...I hereby claim credit for inventing male pattern baldness. Yep, I thought of that. Totally MY idea. From now on, let's all refer to male pattern baldness as the 'Doug'. (And if you play World of Wartime, you can call your hairless grenades 'Doug-nades'.)

Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to go Doug my scrotum.