Monday, February 07, 2011

MR. COLOREDWELL'S SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Okay, in light of Sunday's events, we're just going to ignore football for now. My final 2010 football uniform rankings will be posted once I can bring myself to deal with it all. This I can tell you, the W-L standings have been adjusted (AS IS MY WONT!) to reflect my newfound hatred of a certain snot-and-piss colored team. Can you say 0-20?

Anyhoo, we finally got an official look at the Indiana Pacers and Ottawa Senators in HD. (Maple Leafs, where are you?) The Pacers don't look as bad as they used to, but the Bulls beat them with block numbers. The Senators have nice colors, but non-block numbers and spooge were no match for the Red Wings. And the NHL All-Star Game unis had some nice two-tone color combos, but really bad numbers.

That's all for now, hopefully I will post again very soon, as events warrant. Until then, I need yet another good cry. And maybe some chocolates.

PS: The only, ONLY, good thing about last night was ALF's cameo appearance in that NFL Fans spot. Even though they had him wearing the wrong team. Panthers? Puh-leeze! Still, that shade of blue looks fabulous on him. Love you ALFer! XOXOXO


[Duxoop's note: And another thing, ALF's show ran from 1986 to 1990, and the Carolina Panthers began play in 1995. Hello?!]

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF FEB 6
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 7-0 wwwwwww
Florida Panthers 1-0 w
Boston Bruins 7-1 wwwlwwww
Detroit Red Wings 43-8 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwwllwwwwlwwwwwwwlwwww
New York Rangers 5-1 wwlwww
Philadelphia Flyers 7-2 wwwwwlwlw
New York Islanders 2-1 wlw
Edmonton Oilers 1-1 lw
New Jersey Devils 2-2 lwwl
St Louis Blues 4-4 wlwllwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
Minnesota Wild 3-4 lwwlwll
Dallas Stars 2-3 lwllw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-2 lwl
Vancouver Canucks 1-2 wll
Columbus Blue Jackets 2-5 wllwlll
Montreal Canadiens 1-3 llwl
Calgary Flames 1-3 lwll
San Jose Sharks 1-5 lllllw
Pittsburgh Penguins 1-7 lllllllw
Washington Capitals 1-7 lllllwll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Ottawa Senators 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-4 llll
Buffalo Sabres 0-4 llll
Nashville Predators 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Kings 0-5 lllll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-6 llllll
Colorado Avalanche 0-7 lllllll
Toronto Maple Leafs 0-0

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF FEB 6
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
San Antonio Spurs 10-0 wwwwwwwwww
New Jersey Nets 4-0 wwww
Utah Jazz 7-1 wwwwwlww
Boston Celtics 18-3 wwwlwwwwwlwwwlwwwwwww
New York Knicks 8-2 wwwwlwwlww
Los Angeles Lakers 11-3 wwwlwwwwwwwwll
Chicago Bulls 17-5 wlwwlwwlwlwwwlwwwwwwww
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-1 wwl
Golden State Warriors 5-3 wwwlwwll
Denver Nuggets 7-5 wwwllwwwllwl
Phoenix Suns 8-5 llwwwwwwllwwl
Detroit Pistons 25-24 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlwwwwwwwwlwlllllllwwwlllwlwlwll
Milwaukee Bucks 1-1 lw
Philadelphia 76ers 1-1 lw
Memphis Grizzlies 2-2 wlwl
Oklahoma City Thunder 5-5 lwwwllwwll
Houston Rockets 2-3 lwllw
Portland Trail Blazers 4-7 wllllwwllwl
Miami Heat 4-13 lwllwllllllllllww
Atlanta Hawks 1-4 llwll
Sacramento Kings 1-5 llwlll
Orlando Magic 1-16 wllllllllllllllll
Indiana Pacers 0-1 l
Minnesota Timberwolves 0-2 ll
New Orleans Hornets 0-2 ll
Toronto Raptors 0-3 lll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-4 llll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-7 lllllll
Dallas Mavericks 0-12 llllllllllll

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