ROCK YOU LIKE A...ME?

I've got good news and bad news. The good news: It's official...I FINALLY HAVE A HURRICANE NAMED AFTER ME! The bad news: It isn't expected to make any landfall. Dammit! Even when I get what I want, I don't get what I want. I wanted a hurricane I could root for as it destroyed homes and took lives. I wanted to be able to say about my 'cane, "It's black and demonic and it spreads darkness and death...cool!" But nooooo...