RANDOM ACTS OF GEAKISHNESS

R.A.O.G. was a regular (or should I say irregular?) feature in AG! The Geak Newsletter (of which the Duck Pond is obviously the reincarnation...of sorts...of) and since I'm still trying to cover up for a severe case of writer's block, what say we dust it off and give it a new life here on this newfangled internet thingy?

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AWARD FOLLOW-UP

Um, you folks never did weigh in with your votes on the two undecided awards from 2002. So as usual I took matters into my own hands. Here's the winners. Don't like 'em? Tough. Next time, speak up.

Album Of The Year: "Absurd Pop Song Romance", Pansy Division
Music Video Of The Year: "Trouble", Coldplay

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(The following item was emailed to me by my sis.)

MOUSE BALLS

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HAVE YOU CLICKED THE PICK TO CLICK?

Because if you haven't, you really should. This Mark Morford dude writes some damn good stuff. Go. Click. Now. Read. Enjoy. Up and to the right. There ya go.

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THWAP!

It fascinates me no end, it boggles my mind, it keeps me up days, the fact that no matter how many sprays and bug bombs and laser-guided insecticides the good people at Johnson Wax put on the market, the best way for me to kill off all these damn flies that, thanks to my bro opening a basement window he really shouldn't have opened, are now constantly invading my personal space, is with a cheap plastic flyswatter. Maybe the same technology would help solve our current George W. Bush infestation. "Hey Dubya!" "What?" *THWAP!* "Stop it."