BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A PENIS WITH NO NAME

Okay, maybe that poll question was a bit too personal. But for the most part it seemed to support my long-held theory that naming your genitals is a guy thing. Most male friends I've asked have named theirs, and most female friends I've asked haven't. The poll bore that out, with one exception. Seriously, dude, whomever you are, give that poor thing a name already!

BTW: Almost all the usual year-end awards have been, well, awarded. It's up to 12 now, so I'm calling it the Duxoop Dozen. I'll post those very soon. Also, Mr. Coloredwell will soon reveal his final rankings for this season's best and worst college football uniforms. Stay tuned.