MORE DUXOOP DOZEN

Let's give a few more of these out...

Breakthrough Of The Year - FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS

I can do their stuff at karaoke now! "Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)" is especially good for working the ladies in the crowd.

Quote Of The Year - BARNES & BARNES - "NO MONEY, NO WOMEN, NO DOPE, SHIT."

The lyric that stopped me dead in my tire tracks. Almost won Catch Phrase Of The Year too, because there are a couple of distinct ways to say it.

Johnny Carson Award (Corpse Of The Year) - PATRICK MCGOOHAN

The Priz had to be rolling in his grave at that shitty AMC remake. Honorable mention goes to Mark "The Bird" Fidrych. We'll miss you both, guys.

Website Of The Year - YOUTUBE

The 2006 winner comes back for a second trophy. (Honorable mention: Toledo Gas Prices)

Music Video Of The Year - LITERAL MUSIC VIDEOS

We're splitting this one between all the LMV's on my list of a few weeks ago.

Trio Award (Commercial Of The Year) - AMERICAN EXPRESS - "FACES"

Every time I see the boat with the two portholes for eyes and the rope for a mouth, I'm reminded of Taco The Wonder Dog's "You Are A Chef" video. "I am a chef! Hi! Hello!"

Carl Sagan Award (Movie Of The Year) - CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY

A second win in this category for Michael Moore (Fahrenheit 9/11 won in 2004). Marcy Kaptur couldn't ask for a better campaign ad.

Still to come: Catch Phrase, Rookie, Album and Song Of The Year winners for 2009!