NOT THAT I REALLY GIVE 23 SHITS, BUT...

As a Buckeye and Buckeye fan, I would have liked to see Lebron James go to Ohio State. Wouldn't that have thrown everyone for a loop?

But again, I couldn't care less. I more or less gave up on the NBA after Detroit's "Bad Boys" era ended.

I did, however, sing "The Heat Is On" at karaoke right after the announcement was made. Never let it be said I'm not topical.

Now to sit back and watch the rioting begin in Cleveland. They'll probably set that river on fire again!