"ANYONE? ANYONE? BUELLER? BUELLER? ANYONE?"
by Ducksoup

No one else posting yet? Bummer. Fine, I can hold down the fort for now.

So, I see in the paper the other day that Dan Quayle says Ozzy Osbourne is a good role model, in that he "sets a good example of how not to live your life."

Well, what a coinkydink, Danny Boy...(all together everybody)...SO DO YOU!!!

Excuse me, "Mr. Potatoe Head," but we're finished with you. Have been for years now. Go away. We've got bigger knuckleheads to deal with. Shit, George W. Bush makes you look like Stephen Hawking (minus the ability to carry a Zep tune). Go back to your representative representation of a representative democracy representing the people whose government governs the people who need people are the luckiest people blah blah blah Murphy Brown is a skanky whore blah blah fuckin' blah. Shut the fuck up.

(PS: "Potatoe" in the above context was clearly intentional. Don't even bother.)