IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW...
by Ducksoup

From what I can deduce, there is a massive conspiracy...wait, let's not call it that, sounds too paranoid...there is a massive practical joke being played on AT&T by whatever market research company they have been employing.

They are apparently being fed inaccurate information that leads them to believe the viewing public can't get enough of commercials featuring annoying spokespeople. This has led them to employ a long list of annoying spokespeople, the latest being Carrot Top.

The question is, are the execs at AT&T so utterly stupid as to believe such misleading information from their market research firm of choice?

The answer, judging by the fiasco that was AT&T @Home, would seem to be a resounding yes.