"GOOD COP AND BAD COP WENT HOME FOR THE DAY...I'M A DIFFERENT KIND OF COP"

WOOHOO! Michael Chiklis won the Best Actor Emmy for "The Shield"! Finally, there's some justice in the world! YESSSS!!!

Meanwhile, sorry for not posting for a while. And this isn't much of a post itself. But I thought I'd give you one of those "Coming Soon" thingies...

Coming Soon to The Duck Pond:

>Taco Wars: Taco Bell vs Burger King
>A link to the first official FART blog
>"Someone & Someone Else: An Annoyingly Vague Love Story" [pending approval of the party or parties involved therein who must remain unidentified for reasons we cannot disclose at this time]

Also some of these questions might actually be answered:

>Might I be the next Karen Carpenter?
>What good is a cell phone if you never answer it? (Steve?)
>What exactly is the proper term for the male equivalent of a mistress?
>If there are multiple universes, what do they call the thing they're all part of?

More later, until then I leave you with this thought:

A mayfly only lives one day. And sometimes it rains.