HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROY!

A posthumous birthday greeting goes out to the late great Roy Orbison, who would have turned 67 today.

Hey, my dad turns 67 today! Happy birthday, Dad!

Okay, so the secret's out: my dad is actually Roy Orbison's evil twin. Kinda hard for people to spot it, of course, since Dad never wears the dark glasses or the black wig.

Hey, today is Shirley Temple Black's birthday too...um, uh oh. Oh bloody hell, I don't even wanna know.