"I KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON, STUART! I KNOW IT'S THE QUEERS! THEY'RE IN IT WITH THE ALIENS! THEY'RE BUILDING LANDING STRIPS FOR GAY MARTIANS!"

Today's rather paranoid Pond entry is sponsored by SubShumDougWay: Eat fresh cat snatch. [jingle kicks in] "Cat snatch fever..."

Just a couple of thots in the wake of my taking part in a protest down at the main post office Tuesday, as a few of us, including Mike Ferner and myself, refused to pay our taxes...

The night before I dug out my Abbie Hoffman books for inspiration, maybe find a couple of relevant quotes in case I ended up on the local news. I never really did buy that bullshit about him committing suicide, did you? Trust me, the CIA knows how to hold a grudge. While I'm at it, it seems unlikely to me that Jerry Rubin getting hit by a car and killed was merely an accident. Mind you, I could go on to include John Lennon, M.L. King, etc., but I'm busy these days so I'll let you folks fill in the rest of the blanks.

Maybe next entry I'll have time to discuss the microchips implanted in our buttcheeks.

PS: A reminder: FRISBEE GOLF BECKONS!