"ELITE 8", DAY 2

2003 MUSIC VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Coldplay's "The Scientist" (or is it "tsitneicS ehT" s'yalpdloC?) was fascinating to watch, Pansy Division's "Bad Boyfriend", though made a few years ago, was puppet-licious, and the flash animation a Weird Al fan did for his "Angry White Boy Polka" was nicely reminiscent of Taco The Wonder Dog. But in the end, I had to go with The Man In Black's haunting swan song.
Winner: Hurt--Johnny Cash
Previous winners: 2002--Trouble-Coldplay, 2001--Got A Bag Of Doritos--Taco The Wonder Dog, 2000--Combo #5--4-D Marketing

Tomorrow: Commercial Of The Year

2003 SONG OF THE YEAR TOP 64 CONTENDERS:
(in alphabetical order)
Adam's Song--Blink 182
All My Life--Foo Fighters
All The Things She Said--t.A.T.u.
Alpine Skiing--Pansy Division
Angry White Boy Polka--Weird Al Yankovic
At The Mall--Pansy Division
The Ballad Of Bobby And June--Mitch & Mickey
The Best Revenge--Pansy Division
Blurry Down Below--Pansy Division
Bother--Corey Taylor (Stone Sour)
Bushleaguer--Pearl Jam
Bush's Stinkin' War--Laurie Swyers
Can't Stop--Red Hot Chili Peppers
Closer To Free--Arthur Kill
A Complicated Song--Weird Al Yankovic
Couch Potato--Weird Al Yankovic
Creatures (For A While)--311
Dirty Power--Dirty Power
Down--Arthur Kill
Drag You Down--Dirty Power
Faint--Linkin Park
Flower--Pansy Division
14th Street--Rufus Wainwright
Genius In France--Weird Al Yankovic
Go Or Go Ahead--Rufus Wainwright
Going In The Right Direction--Robert Randolph & The Family Band
He Whipped My Ass In Tennis, Then I Fucked His Ass In Bed--Pansy Division
Hey Superman--Dirty Power
Hit That--The Offspring
Hurt--Johnny Cash
In A World Gone Mad--Beastie Boys
Inside Out--Eve 6
It's No Good--Arthur Kill
Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals--Gilda Radner
Loco Man--The Folksmen
Love Thing/Bass Solo--Joe Satriani/Stuart Hamm
LSD--Dirty Power
Never Did No Wanderin'--The Folksmen
Never Did No Wanderin'--The New Main Street Singers
No Protection--Pansy Division
Nookie--Limp Bizkit
One More Time--Mitch & Mickey
One Thing--Finger Eleven
One With Everything--Styx
Open Your Mind--Arthur Kill
Outside--Staind
Potato's In The Paddy Wagon--The New Main Street Singers
Really Safe Sex--Tim Cavanagh
Rock It--Master P
Running Away--Hoobastank
Semi-Charmed Life--Third Eye Blind
She Hates Me--Puddle Of Mudd
So Far Away--Staind
Spiral--Pansy Division
Stupid Girl--Cold
These Are The Times--Styx
Thumbing My Way--Pearl Jam
Together--Styx
Too Many Hoops--Pansy Division
Total Entertainment--Pansy Division
Trouble--Coldplay
Wanna B UR Lovr--Weird Al Yankovic
Yes I Can--Styx
You Are--Pearl Jam

SONGS 65 thru 100:
65-The Rainbow--Ween
66-Amber--311
67-Hardware Store--Weird Al Yankovic
68-Waiting For Our Time--Styx
69-The Man Song (He's The Man)--Rodney Carrington
70-Big Coke--Taco The Wonder Dog
71-Last Resort--Papa Roach
72-Bring Me To Life--Evanescence
73-Start Me Up--The Folksmen
74-Party At The Leper Colony--Weird Al Yankovic
75-I Left My Sperm In A Fag Named Cisco--John Valby
76-E.I.--Nelly
77-Lo Que Siente La Whore--Swiss Miss and Jonathan Quinny
78-Overcome--Live
79-Love Boat Captain--Pearl Jam
80-Fare Away--The New Main Street Singers
81-Come Sail Away--Eric Cartman
82-Lady Danzig--Dirty Power
83-A Mighty Wind--The Folksmen, Mitch & Mickey, and The New Main Street Singers
84-Territories--Rush
85-Can't Keep--Pearl Jam
86-I'm Alright--Pansy Division
87-Find The River--R.E.M.
88-Kiss Your Ass Goodbye--Styx
89-First Betrayal--Pansy Division
90-Shine--Lil' Wayne
91-Bandages--Hot Hot Heat
92-Landslide (Sheryl Crow remix)--Dixie Chicks
93-Lights Out--Lisa Marie Presley
94-Yellow Brick Road--Arthur Kill
95-Asthma Pimp--Dirty Power
96-Blood On The Coal--The Folksmen
97-Fade--Staind
98-Suck On My Cock--John Valby
99-Headstrong--Trapt
100-In A Graveyard--Rufus Wainwright