ELITE 8, DAY 8

Happy birthday to me. Whatever.

The 2003 Song Of The Year is...

Thumbing My Way--Pearl Jam

Runner-up: At The Mall--Pansy Division

PREVIOUS SOTY WINNERS: 2002--Trouble--Coldplay, 2001--Song For The Stupid Raver Shithead...--Taco The Wonder Dog, 2000--Stuck On Earth--ALF (with Ben Liebrand), 1999--PriBax Pie--Eggs Danny Thomas Style, 1998--White Horse--Laid Back, 1997--Drivin'--Henry Phillips, 1996--1979--Smashing Pumpkins, 1995--Bulbous Bouffant--The Vestibules, 1994--Across The Universe--Laibach, 1993--Jeremy--Pearl Jam, 1992--Mississippi Queen--Sam Kinison, 1991--X Y & Zee--Pop Will Eat Itself, 1990--Def Con One--Pop Will Eat Itself, 1989--Surfing With The Alien--Joe Satriani, 1988--Mean Green Mother From Outer Space--Audrey II (Levi Stubbs), 1987--You're The One Who's Out Of This World--ALF, 1986--I'm So Worried--Monty Python, 1985--Marvin I Love You--Marvin The Paranoid Android, 1984--Lookin' Out Steve's Asshole--Eggs Danny Thomas Style, 1983--Fish Heads--Barnes And Barnes, 1982--Countdown--Rush, 1981--Run Like Hell--Pink Floyd