A FEW THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING THE DEM CONVENTION

To any female supporters of Hillary Clinton who are now planning to vote for John McCain: You lost. Tough shit. That's no reason to shame your entire gender. Have a good cry and GET OVER IT. (And BTW I'm not crazy about Captain Hairplug being added to the ticket either, but whatever.) Double down on your Midol and PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR CUNT!!! Think.

Michelle Obama is speaking now...wow she really has the shtreet-speak thing going. In just the past two minutes I've heard her say "shtreet", "shtrength" and "shtrive". If she says "aks" I'm gonna gag.

Saw Jimmy Carter earlier. His eyes are really icky. I can't decide who he looks more like: Data from Star Trek or Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars.

"Something, something, something, DARK SIDE. Something, something, something, COMPLETE."