Wednesday, December 08, 2010

MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

The big story in sports fashion this week was, of course, the Green Bay Packers 1929 throwbacks: Old-style tan pants, dark blue jerseys with yellow numbers, including what I call the "Herbie The Love Bug" circled numbers on the front, and brown helmets, meant to represent leather headgear, that looked like giant malted milk balls. All the usual highlight announcers (save Boomer) made all the usual lame derisive comments, but what do they know about sports fashion? Nothing! I liked this look, so much in fact that it beat San Fran's Jello 123 road look. Party like it's 1929!



Other winning outfits this week: Tampa Bay's delicious "Creamsicle" uni, the Phoenix Suns' sunny orange, and the UCLA Bruins, who know how to do powder blue right!

Sadly, I cannot say the same for the Chargers. My squeaky wheel from last week got greased (sort of) as they finally wore powder blue this week, but I was led to believe they'd be in their throwbacks. They weren't, and they got beat by Oakland's shiny pants. The Ravens went with a purple jersey/black pant combo Sunday night. Who do they think they are, Northwestern? And speaking of black pants, I am SO utterly pissed at the Saints. The worst part is, since they were playing the Bungles, they won anyway. Ugh. You assholes.

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 13)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 12-0 -wwwwwww-wwwww
Green Bay Packers 12-0 -wwwwwwwww-www
Pittsburgh Steelers 11-1 -wwww-wwwwwwlw
Washington Redskins 10-2 -wwwwlwlw-wwww
New Orleans Saints 10-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wlw
San Francisco 49ers 10-2 -lwwwwwww-wwwl
Kansas City Chiefs 10-3 -wwwllwwwlwwww
St Louis Rams 9-3 -wlwwwlww-lwww
Indianapolis Colts 9-3 -wwlwwl-wwwwwl
New York Giants 9-3 -wlwwwwl-wwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 10-4 wlwwlwwwwllwww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9-4 -wlwwwllwwwlww
Cleveland Browns 8-4 -lwwlwll-wwwww
New York Jets 8-4 -lwlwww-lwlwww
Oakland Raiders 8-4 -wllwwlwww-lww
Buffalo Bills 7-5 -llwlw-wllwwww
Miami Dolphins 6-6 -lwww-llwwwlll
Houston Texans 5-7 -wlllll-lwwlww
Carolina Panthers 4-8 -wlwll-llllwlw
Tennessee Titans 4-8 -lwlllwwl-lllw
San Diego Chargers 4-8 -lllllwwwl-wll
Atlanta Falcons 4-8 -lwlwllw-lwlll
Seattle Seahawks 4-8 -wlwl-lwllwlll
Detroit Lions 3-9 -lwlwll-llllwl
Philadelphia Eagles 3-9 -wwlllwl-lllll
New England Patriots 2-10 -llll-wlwlllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-11 -lllwllllwllll
Baltimore Ravens 1-11 -llllwll-lllll
Denver Broncos 1-11 -wlllllll-llll
Arizona Cardinals 0-12 -lllll-lllllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-12 -llllllll-llll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-13 llllll-lllllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwww-www-www-
Nebraska (Adidas) 9-0 --w--wwwww-www
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 -wwww--ww-w-w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 7-0 w--w-w----wwww
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 -ww--w--w---w-
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 -------ww-www-
Fresno State (Nike) 4-0 w---------www-
Louisville (Adidas) 4-0 ------ww--w-w-
Duke (Nike) 3-0 --w-----w---w-
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 3-0 -w---------w-w
SMU (Adidas) 3-0 w--w--------w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-------
Washington State (Nike) 2-0 ------w------w
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w---
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w------
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-------------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-------------
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w------------
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-----------
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwww-wlw-
UCLA (Adidas) 10-1 lwww-w-www-www
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-1 -wwww--ww-wwwl
Virginia Tech (Nike) 7-1 l---www--www-w
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 w-l-ww-www--w-
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www---
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 -ww-l--w---ww-
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 -ww----ww-l-w-
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwww-wwl-
Auburn (Under Armour) 9-2 -wwwwwwll-w-ww
Miami OH (Adidas) 4-1 l--------wwww-
USC (Nike) 8-2 www-wlw-w-w-wl
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 -lwlw-w-ww-ww-
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wl----wwwwlww-
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwww-lwlwwwww-
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 -l---w--w--w--
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwll-lwww-
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllww-w-lw-
BYU (Nike) 5-2 -llww-w----ww-
South Florida (Under Armour) 5-2 ------ww-wllww
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 -w-www-wwllwl-
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlw-wwwlww-
Florida (Nike) 6-3 w-lwlww-l-w-w-
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 ---------lw-w-
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w-----
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-------
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w------
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 ---w------lw--
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w-----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w----
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 l-ww----ww--l-
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l-----
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 -l---l-ww---w-
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 --w-ww---l-l--
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 -wlwwwll-lwwl-
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 --wll-l-wl-ww-
Arizona State (Nike) 2-2 --lw--------lw
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wll----w-l-w--
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w------
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w----
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 -----------lw-
Houston (Nike) 2-2 -wl------l--w-
Ohio (Russell) 2-2 --l------ww-l-
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l-----
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l---
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-1 -----w-------l
California (Nike) 3-3 -ww--ll---wl--
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll-----
Illinois (Nike) 6-6 wlw-llwwlwwll-
Florida State (Nike) 5-5 llww-ww-lw--ll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-3 l-lw-----w--l-
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 ----w-wl---ll-
TCU (Nike) 3-5 l-llw-l--ww-l-
Connecticut (Nike) 3-5 w----l-lw-llwl
Washington (Nike) 3-5 --l-l-wwlw-l-l
Rutgers (Nike) 2-4 ---l-w---ll-lw
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 --ll--lllwwwl-
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 ---l-lwlw---l-
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 w--w-ll--l--l-
Texas (Nike) 3-7 l-wll-ll-lwlw-
Arizona (Nike) 3-7 w-l--wlllll-wl
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 -l-wwl-l-l--l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 w-lwwllll-lll-
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 --ll------l-w-
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll---------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 -w-l------ll--
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 ----lw-llwlll-
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 l--w-l-w-llll-
Central Florida (Nike) 1-4 ---l-ll--w---l
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 w--l---l-llll-
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwl-l-
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwl-lllll-
Army (Nike) 0-1 -----------l--
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l----------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l---------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l------------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-------------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l---------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l-----
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l---
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 -l------l---l-
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 ---l-l-----ll-
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l---
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l----
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 l-l--l----l-l-
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 l--l----ll-l--
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 -l--l-l-l--ll-
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 l-----ll-ll-l-
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 --lll-l-l---l-
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 l-----lll-lll-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-8 l-ll--lll---ll
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 -l-ll--llll-l-
West Virginia (Nike) 0-8 -lll--lll---ll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 -l-lll-lll-ll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lll---lll-lll-
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-11 ll-l-llllll-ll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllll-ll-
New Mexico State 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w------
Southern (Russell) 2-0 w-----------w-
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w-----
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w---
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 -----------w--
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-----------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w----------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-------------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w---
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w------------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w------------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w----------
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 ------------w-
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l-
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l------
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l----------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l---
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-------------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-------------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l----------
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 -----------l--
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l-
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l------------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-------------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-------
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l---
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l-----
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l--------
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l----
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l------------
Yale (Nike) 0-1 -----------l--
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 8
Adidas 94-75
Nike 234-224
New Balance 1-1
Russell 14-18
Under Armour 21-47
unknown 1-0

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 8
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 3-0 www
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 21-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwwwwww
Boston Bruins 4-1 wwwlw
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Dallas Stars 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-2 wlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Kings 0-2 ll
Nashville Predators 0-2 ll
Anaheim Ducks 0-3 lll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
San Jose Sharks 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 8
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Utah Jazz 4-0 wwww
Denver Nuggets 3-0 www
Cleveland Cavaliers 2-0 ww
New York Knicks 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 6-1 wwwlwww
Los Angeles Lakers 4-1 wwwlw
Golden State Warriors 3-1 wwwl
Chicago Bulls 6-3 wlwwlwwlw
Phoenix Suns 3-2 llwww
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Detroit Pistons 11-9 lllwwlwwwllwwllwwwlw
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Atlanta Hawks 1-2 llw
Miami Heat 2-5 lwllwll
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Houston Rockets 1-3 lwll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-4 wllll
Orlando Magic 1-6 wllllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-3 lll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-5 lllll

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