MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT
Well, yours truly had another interesting Thanksgiving. Needless to say, I got stuffed! *rim shot*
And I am very thankful for all those cute throwback uniforms this weekend: Thank you, Cheaters, Lie-Downs, 'Boys, and the Bills who scored a huge upset Sunday (Stevie Johnson's tweet was hilarious!). And of course the Buckeyes who went all 1942 on Michigan. The numbers were a tad circusy but okay. And thanks to the Chiefs for the very stylish red pants and the Burgundyskins for the yellow pants, natch.
On the other hand, let me send out a big "No, thanks" to the Saints for the blah black pants, the Chargers for not wearing powder blue even once yet this year (WTF?!), the black-jerseyed Cardinals (Derek "Mood Swing" Anderson, you need to ask yourself, is it Low T?), and the ugliest game of the week, Black Friday's West Virginia-Pitt 'Backyard Brawl', which is exactly where both teams' unis should be buried! Patchy black and blue vs. camo-grey and yellow shoes? I'd rather have gone shopping at Wally World!
Last but not least, there was the 98th Grey Cup, which sadly I did not get in HD. But for you, dear readers, I went through the CFL video archives for the 2010 season, and I can now give you a full better-late-than-never rundown of the year in CFL fashion! So let's take a look at all 8 teams, ranked here from best- to worst-dressed, with a look at each team's best and worst looks...
1. SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS
At their best: Clean, basic, classic. Block numbers, no spooge.
At their worst: Not sure about the black bit on the shoulders, but still a good look (espesh with silver pants).
In their throwbacks: Strange. Looked more like the Stampeders. But also, still good. (Bonus points for the coaching staff's Norwegian curling team pants.)
2. BRITISH COLUMBIA LIONS
At their best: Canadian-style creamsicles!
At their worst: All black? With spooge? Um, no. Lose these things.
In their throwbacks: The black numbers are an interesting add, and the helmets are way cool.
3. WINNIPEG BLUE BOMBERS
At their best: Royal blue and gold is the bomb!
At their worst: All dark blue copies a bad look from their lookalikes, the Rams.
In their throwbacks: The gold jerseys are precious! (And even better with royal blue pants.)
4. EDMONTON ESKIMOS
At their best: In yellow pants, just like the Packers. (And with white jerseys, the ol' Jello 123.)
At their worst: Dark green pants. Also, the numbers are shrinky-dinked.
In their throwbacks: Better than the Pack!
5. TORONTO ARGONAUTS
At their best: Not great, but spoogeless.
At their worst: Non-block numbers, and dark blue pants. Da Bears you ain't!
In their throwbacks: They've had better throwbacks, but still okay.
6. MONTREAL ALOUETTES
At their best: Well, at least they have block numbers.
At their worst: Rotten colors, as boxy as the Bills, and spooge on the pants. Merde.
In their throwbacks: What a pretty blue! Too bad they are stealing this look from the original Als.
7. CALGARY STAMPEDERS
At their best: Red jerseys and no spooge.
At their worst: In black pants, espesh with white jerseys. And the number font is awful.
In their throwbacks: Throw in the silver and now you've got something!
And finally, I know this will shock you, and it totally breaks my heart, but there's just no escaping the fact that the current worst-dressed team in the CFL is my beloved...
8. HAMILTON TIGER-CATS
At their best: Black and yellow color combo as befits the Pittsburgh of Canada.
At their worst: Bad non-block numbers and spooge all over the sides, made even worse when they wear all black. (It's so bad Duxoop may even trade in his Ti-Cats hat for Sasky or BC.)
In their throwbacks: The best uniform in CFL history. Please go back to it! PLEASE!!!
Next week: LeBron James returns to Cleveland. Will he get out alive?
[Duxoop's note: I dunno, Mr. C, but I added him to my Death League team just in case!]
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 13)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 11-0 -wwwwwww-wwww
Green Bay Packers 11-0 -wwwwwwwww-ww
San Francisco 49ers 10-1 -lwwwwwww-www
Pittsburgh Steelers 10-1 -wwww-wwwwwwl
Indianapolis Colts 9-2 -wwlwwl-wwwww
New York Giants 9-2 -wlwwwwl-wwww
Washington Redskins 9-2 -wwwwlwlw-www
New Orleans Saints 9-2 -wwwwwwwlw-wl
Kansas City Chiefs 9-3 -wwwllwwwlwww
St Louis Rams 8-3 -wlwwwlww-lww
Dallas Cowboys 9-4 wlwwlwwwwllww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8-4 -wlwwwllwwwlw
Cleveland Browns 7-4 -lwwlwll-wwww
New York Jets 7-4 -lwlwww-lwlww
Oakland Raiders 7-4 -wllwwlwww-lw
Buffalo Bills 6-5 -llwlw-wllwww
Miami Dolphins 6-5 -lwww-llwwwll
Houston Texans 4-7 -wlllll-lwwlw
San Diego Chargers 4-7 -lllllwwwl-wl
Atlanta Falcons 4-7 -lwlwllw-lwll
Seattle Seahawks 4-7 -wlwl-lwllwll
Detroit Lions 3-8 -lwlwll-llllw
Carolina Panthers 3-8 -wlwll-llllwl
Tennessee Titans 3-8 -lwlllwwl-lll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-8 -wwlllwl-llll
New England Patriots 2-9 -llll-wlwllll
Minnesota Vikings 2-10 -lllwllllwlll
Baltimore Ravens 1-10 -llllwll-llll
Denver Broncos 1-10 -wlllllll-lll
Arizona Cardinals 0-11 -lllll-llllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-11 -llllllll-lll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-12 llllll-llllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 1
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 11-0 wwwww-www-www
Oklahoma (Nike) 9-0 -wwww--ww-www
Nebraska (Adidas) 8-0 --w--wwwww-ww
Tennessee (Adidas) 8-0 -wwww--ww-w-w
Pittsburgh (Nike) 6-0 w--w-w----www
Kent State (Nike) 5-0 -ww--w--w---w
Syracuse (Nike) 5-0 -------ww-www
Louisville (Adidas) 4-0 ------ww--w-w
Duke (Nike) 3-0 --w-----w---w
Fresno State (Nike) 3-0 w---------ww
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 2-0 -w---------w
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w--------
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w-
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w----
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w------
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w-----
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w---------
Ohio State (Nike) 11-1 wwwwwwwww-wlw
UCLA (Adidas) 9-1 lwww-w-www-ww
USC (Nike) 8-1 www-wlw-w-w-w
Clemson (Nike) 7-1 w-l-ww-www--w
Virginia Tech (Nike) 6-1 l---www--www
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www-
Kansas (Adidas) 5-1 -ww-l--w---ww
Georgia (Nike) 5-1 -ww----ww-l-w
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-2 wwwwwlwww-wwl
Auburn (Under Armour) 8-2 -wwwwwwll-w-w
Stanford (Nike) 7-2 -lwlw-w-ww-ww
Mississippi (Nike) 7-2 wl----wwwwlww
Purdue (Nike) 9-3 lwww-lwlwwwww
Miami OH (Adidas) 3-1 l--------www
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 -l---w--w--w
Wisconsin (Adidas) 9-3 wwwwwwll-lwww
LSU (Nike) 8-3 wwwwllww-w-lw
BYU (Nike) 5-2 -llww-w----ww
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-3 -w-www-wwllwl
Penn State (Nike) 8-4 wllwlw-wwwlww
Florida (Nike) 6-3 w-lwlww-l-w-w
Buffalo (Nike) 2-1 ---------lw-w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w---
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-----
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w----
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 ---w------lw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w---
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w--
South Florida (Under Armour) 4-2 ------ww-wllw
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-2 l-ww----ww--l
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l---
Vanderbilt (Nike) 3-2 -l---l-ww---w
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 --w-ww---l-l
Florida State (Nike) 5-4 llww-ww-lw--l
Illinois (Nike) 6-5 wlw-llwwlwwl
Alabama (Nike) 6-5 -wlwwwll-lwwl
NC State (Adidas) 4-4 --wll-l-wl-ww
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w--
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wll----w-l-w
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w--
New Mexico (Nike) 1-1 -----------lw
Houston (Nike) 2-2 -wl------l--w
Ohio (Russell) 2-2 --l------ww-l
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l---
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l---------
California (Nike) 3-3 -ww--ll---wl
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll---
Connecticut (Nike) 3-4 w----l-lw-llw
Washington (Nike) 3-4 --l-l-wwlw-l
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-3 ----w-wl---ll
TCU (Nike) 3-5 l-llw-l--ww-l
Arizona (Nike) 3-6 w-l--wlllll-w
Arkansas (Nike) 3-6 --ll--lllwwwl
Kentucky (Nike) 2-4 ---l-lwlw---l
Arizona State (Nike) 1-2 --lw--------l
Oregon State (Nike) 2-4 w--w-ll--l--l
Texas (Nike) 3-7 l-wll-ll-lwlw
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-5 -l-wwl-l-l--l
Indiana (Adidas) 3-8 w-lwwllll-lll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w--
Nevada (Nike) 1-3 --ll------l-w
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll-------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 -w-l------ll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-6 ----lw-llwlll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-6 l--w-l-w-llll
Rutgers (Nike) 1-4 ---l-w---ll-l
Boise State (Nike) 1-6 w--l---l-llll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-11 lllllllllwl-l
Michigan (Adidas) 1-11 lllllwl-lllll
Army (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l--------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l-------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-----------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l-------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l--
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l---
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l-
Colorado (Nike) 0-3 -l------l---l
Akron (Adidas) 0-4 ---l-l-----ll
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l--
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-5 l-l--l----l-l
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 l--l----ll-l
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-6 -l--l-l-l--ll
Utah (Under Armour) 0-6 l-----ll-ll-l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-6 --lll-l-l---l
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-7 l-ll--lll---l
Missouri (Nike) 0-7 l-----lll-lll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-7 -lll--lll---l
Oregon (Nike) 0-8 -l-ll--llll-l
Miami FL (Nike) 0-9 -l-lll-lll-ll
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-9 lll---lll-lll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-10 ll-l-llllll-l
Michigan State (Nike) 0-12 llllllllll-ll
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF DEC 1
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w----
Southern (Russell) 2-0 w-----------w
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w---
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w-
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 -----------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w---------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w--------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w--
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-----------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w-
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w----------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w--------
Tuskegee (Russell) 1-0 ------------w
Alabama State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l----
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l--------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l-
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-----------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-----------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l--------
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 -----------l
Grambling State (Russell) 0-1 ------------l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-----------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-----
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l-
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l---
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l------
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l--
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l----------
Yale (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF DEC 1
Adidas 89-72
Nike 228-215
New Balance 1-1
Russell 14-18
Under Armour 19-46
unknown 1-0
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 1
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Chicago Blackhawks 3-0 www
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 18-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwwwwwww
Boston Bruins 3-1 wwwl
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Dallas Stars 1-1 lw
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
Carolina Hurricanes 1-1 wl
St Louis Blues 2-2 wlwl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-2 wll
Atlanta Thrashers 0-1 l
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
Nashville Predators 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-3 lll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF DEC 1
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Denver Nuggets 3-0 www
Golden State Warriors 3-0 www
Utah Jazz 3-0 www
New York Knicks 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 5-1 wwwlww
Los Angeles Lakers 4-1 wwwlw
Chicago Bulls 5-2 wlwwlww
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Phoenix Suns 2-2 llww
Houston Rockets 1-1 lw
Detroit Pistons 8-8 lllwwlwwwllwwllw
Memphis Grizzlies 1-1 wl
Miami Heat 2-3 lwllw
Atlanta Hawks 1-2 llw
Sacramento Kings 1-3 llwl
Portland Trail Blazers 1-4 wllll
Orlando Magic 1-5 wlllll
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-4 llll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-5 lllll
Any teams not listed are 0-0
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