MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Notes taken during the week, presented in no particular order...

WANTED: FOR CRIMES AGAINST ORANGE
Cincinnati Bengals, Boise State Broncos, Miami Hurricanes, Texas Longhorns
All these teams should be forced by whatever legal means possible to stop using orange as one of their colors. They just plain don't know how to use it. The 'Canes went the extra disgusting mile and threw in some green scaly shit. I would add Bowling Green to this group, but they were still dressed better than Toledo. I also would have added Virginia for their leaky ink pen look, but they managed a win over Boston College's ugly numbers.

The Georgia State Panthers made their national HD debut last week, and I wanted so much to give them a favorable rating for the sake of Noelomite, a friend of the Duck Pond who works there, but it was not to be. Their colors are nice, but their crappy number font was no match for 'Bama's block numbers.

Iowa at Ohio State was last year's best uniform matchup, with the Buckeyes winning at home in scarlet. Iowa hosted this year in their home black/gold 70s Steeler look and turned the tables, resulting in the first OSU uni loss ever. How to top themselves next year? How about an all-throwback match?

The Burgundyskins finally went with a white jersey-yellow pants combo, and with the burgundy socks they had their own version of the Jello 123 look going. Very nice.

The Washington Huskies went all black this week. Oh puh-leeze. And with dark purple numbers? WTF?

Purdue looks good in white jerseys and gold pants. Not as good as the Saints, but good.

We got our first look at Yale and Harvard this week, and Harvard has a very nice look, good colors and style. Yale? Yawn. The Elis look like the boring love child of Penn State and BYU. ZZZZZZZZ...

Notre Dame finally went green! You're the IRISH, for crying out loud, stick to the green!!!

Iowa State looked interesting this week, yellow jerseys and maroon pants. Like USC upside-down. In fact, they almost looked kind of like the Broncos throwbacks, but without the fun socks.

The Minnesota Wild...What happened? They looked so good a couple of weeks ago in the all green with the wheat numbers and trim. What's with the crappy white/dark green look with the shitty red numbers? And don't tell me the green/wheat unis were throwbacks. The team hasn't been in existence long enough to have throwbacks!

Finally got a look at the Tampa Bay Lightning. All black, but it worked well enough to beat Boston. As for their logo, it's a bit Toledo Storm-y, but good. And I like the bolts down the legs, very Charger-esque.

Also finally got a look at the Dallas Mavericks. In all white with, what, half a black belt? What is that?

And finally, we've seen all the FBS teams in HD this year except New Mexico State. Somebody please carry a game of theirs in HD before the season ends!

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 11)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 10-0 -wwwwwww-www
Green Bay Packers 10-0 -wwwwwwwww-w
Pittsburgh Steelers 10-0 -wwww-wwwwww
San Francisco 49ers 9-1 -lwwwwwww-ww
New Orleans Saints 9-1 -wwwwwwwlw-w
Indianapolis Colts 8-2 -wwlwwl-wwww
New York Giants 8-2 -wlwwwwl-www
Washington Redskins 8-2 -wwwwlwlw-ww
Kansas City Chiefs 8-3 -wwwllwwwlww
St Louis Rams 7-3 -wlwwwlww-lw
Dallas Cowboys 8-4 wlwwlwwwwllw
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-4 -wlwwwllwwwl
Cleveland Browns 6-4 -lwwlwll-www
New York Jets 6-4 -lwlwww-lwlw
Oakland Raiders 6-4 -wllwwlwww-l
Miami Dolphins 6-4 -lwww-llwwwl
Buffalo Bills 5-5 -llwlw-wllww
San Diego Chargers 4-6 -lllllwwwl-w
Atlanta Falcons 4-6 -lwlwllw-lwl
Seattle Seahawks 4-6 -wlwl-lwllwl
Carolina Panthers 3-7 -wlwll-llllw
Houston Texans 3-7 -wlllll-lwwl
Tennessee Titans 3-7 -lwlllwwl-ll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-7 -wwlllwl-lll
New England Patriots 2-8 -llll-wlwlll
Detroit Lions 2-8 -lwlwll-llll
Minnesota Vikings 2-9 -lllwllllwll
Baltimore Ravens 1-9 -llllwll-lll
Denver Broncos 1-9 -wlllllll-ll
Arizona Cardinals 0-10 -lllll-lllll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-10 -llllllll-ll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-11 llllll-lllll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 24
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Iowa (Nike) 10-0 wwwww-www-ww
Oklahoma (Nike) 8-0 -wwww--ww-ww
Nebraska (Adidas) 7-0 --w--wwwww-w
Tennessee (Adidas) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 5-0 w--w-w----ww
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w---
Syracuse (Nike) 4-0 -------ww-ww
Fresno State (Nike) 3-0 w---------ww
Louisville (Adidas) 3-0 ------ww--w-
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w---
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 2-0 -w---------w
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w--------
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w-
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w----
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w------
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w-----
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w---------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 10-1 wwwwwlwww-ww
Ohio State (Nike) 10-1 wwwwwwwww-wl
UCLA (Adidas) 8-1 lwww-w-www-w
USC (Nike) 7-1 www-wlw-w-w-
Virginia Tech (Nike) 6-1 l---www--www
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www--
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www-
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww--
Kansas (Adidas) 4-1 -ww-l--w---w
Georgia (Nike) 4-1 -ww----ww-l-
Auburn (Under Armour) 7-2 -wwwwwwll-w-
Northwestern (Adidas) 7-2 -w-www-wwllw
Stanford (Nike) 6-2 -lwlw-w-ww-w
Miami OH (Adidas) 3-1 l--------www
Virginia (Nike) 3-1 -l---w--w--w
Mississippi (Nike) 6-2 wl----wwwwlw
Purdue (Nike) 8-3 lwww-lwlwwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 8-3 wwwwwwll-lww
LSU (Nike) 7-3 wwwwllww-w-l
BYU (Nike) 4-2 -llww-w----w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w---
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-----
Ohio (Russell) 2-1 --l------ww-
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w----
Bowling Green (Adidas) 2-1 ---w------lw
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w---
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w--
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l---
Penn State (Nike) 7-4 wllwlw-wwwlw
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw--
Florida (Nike) 5-3 w-lwlww-l-w-
Alabama (Nike) 6-4 -wlwwwll-lww
Baylor (Nike) 3-2 --w-ww---l-l
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-2 ------ww-wll
Illinois (Nike) 6-5 wlw-llwwlwwl
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w--
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww---
Iowa State (Nike) 3-3 wll----w-l-w
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw--------
Buffalo (Nike) 1-1 ---------lw-
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w--
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l---
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l---------
California (Nike) 3-3 -ww--ll---wl
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll---
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-2 ----w-wl---l
TCU (Nike) 3-4 l-llw-l--ww-
NC State (Adidas) 3-4 --wll-l-wl-w
Washington (Nike) 3-4 --l-l-wwlw-l
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw---
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l--
Arkansas (Nike) 3-5 --ll--lllwww
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l--
Connecticut (Nike) 2-4 w----l-lw-ll
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l--
Indiana (Adidas) 3-7 w-lwwllll-ll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-5 ----lw-llwll
North Carolina (Nike) 2-5 l--w-l-w-lll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w--
Rutgers (Nike) 1-3 ---l-w---ll-
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll-------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-3 -w-l------ll
Arizona (Nike) 2-6 w-l--wlllll-
Texas (Nike) 2-7 l-wll-ll-lwl
Boise State (Nike) 1-5 w--l---l-lll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-10 lllllwl-llll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-10 lllllllllwl-
Army (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l--------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l-------
New Mexico (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-----------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l-------
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l---
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l--
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l---
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l-
Akron (Adidas) 0-3 ---l-l-----l
Nevada (Nike) 0-3 --ll------l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l--
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-4 l-l--l----l-
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-5 -l--l-l-l--l
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-5 l--l----ll-l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-5 l-----ll-ll-
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l---
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll---
Missouri (Nike) 0-6 l-----lll-ll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll---
Oregon (Nike) 0-7 -l-ll--llll-
Miami FL (Nike) 0-8 -l-lll-lll-l
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-8 lll---lll-ll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-9 ll-l-llllll-
Michigan State (Nike) 0-11 llllllllll-l

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 24
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w----
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w---
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w-
Harvard (Nike) 1-0 -----------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w---------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w--------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w--
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-----------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w-
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w----------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w-----------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w----------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w--------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l----
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l--------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l-
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-----------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-----------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l--------
Georgia State (Adidas) 0-1 -----------l
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l----------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-----------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-----
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l-
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l---
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l------
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l--
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l----------
Yale (Nike) 0-1 -----------l
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-----------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 24
Adidas 82-64
Nike 203-196
New Balance 1-1
Russell 12-14
Under Armour 17-41

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 24
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 14-3 wlwwwwwwwllwwwwww
Boston Bruins 3-1 wwwl
New York Rangers 2-1 wwl
Tampa Bay Lightning 1-1 lw
Minnesota Wild 2-2 lwwl
St Louis Blues 1-1 wl
Calgary Flames 1-2 lwl
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 24
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Denver Nuggets 3-0 www
Utah Jazz 3-0 www
Golden State Warriors 2-0 ww
San Antonio Spurs 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 5-1 wwwlww
Los Angeles Lakers 4-1 wwwlw
Chicago Bulls 4-2 wlwwlw
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-2 lwwwl
Detroit Pistons 7-6 lllwwlwwwllww
Phoenix Suns 2-2 llww
Miami Heat 1-3 lwll
Orlando Magic 1-3 wlll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-4 wllll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Atlanta Hawks 0-2 ll
Dallas Mavericks 0-2 ll
Sacramento Kings 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-3 lll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-4 llll

NEXT WEEK'S BEST UNIFORM MATCHUPS
New Orleans at Dallas: I'll be thankful if the Saints wear gold pants, but will they outshine the metallic blue? Shiny!
Auburn at Alabama: They call this the Iron Bowl, so I'd better not see any wrinkles!
And, of course, Michigan at Ohio State: Oh, who are we kidding? This one is a total mismatch! Go Bucks!