MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

I trust nobody will mind if the report is a day early this week...

More throwback fun in the NFL this week. I love the Bears' bold burnt orange numbers, the Steelers throwbacks are always a primetime treat, and even Atlanta looked good. Plus the Burgundyskins went with their yummy yellow pants Monday. The Vikings wore purple pants again this week, but the pretty purple is still ruined by Vikey-spooge.

In college football, Brown's unis look good, but there's no brand logo in sight, so I have no idea who makes them. In any case, they looked better than Dartmouth, with their Nike-spooge and the D on the front of their helmets. Really? On the front? Really? And California went all yellow and still won. How? Simple: they were playing Oregon.

In the NHL, we got our first official HD look at St Louis and Montreal this week. Both great, though the Habs got beat by Philly's awesome orange. Meanwhile, the Red Wings still look great, and Colorado still looks like shit.

Finally, in the NBA, I'm still split on the Pistons, the Spurs and Nuggets unis still look good, the Clippers and Wizards unis still look like crap, and Miami is still evil. Oh, and Utah is atop the standings.

Utah?!?

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 10)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 9-0 -wwwwwww-ww
Green Bay Packers 9-0 -wwwwwwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 9-0 -wwww-wwwww
San Francisco 49ers 8-1 -lwwwwwww-w
New Orleans Saints 8-1 -wwwwwwwlw-
Indianapolis Colts 7-2 -wwlwwl-www
New York Giants 7-2 -wlwwwwl-ww
Washington Redskins 7-2 -wwwwlwlw-w
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-3 -wlwwwllwww
Kansas City Chiefs 7-3 -wwwllwwwlw
Oakland Raiders 6-3 -wllwwlwww-
Miami Dolphins 6-3 -lwww-llwww
St Louis Rams 6-3 -wlwwwlww-l
Dallas Cowboys 7-4 wlwwlwwwwll
Cleveland Browns 5-4 -lwwlwll-ww
New York Jets 5-4 -lwlwww-lwl
Atlanta Falcons 4-5 -lwlwllw-lw
Buffalo Bills 4-5 -llwlw-wllw
Seattle Seahawks 4-5 -wlwl-lwllw
Houston Texans 3-6 -wlllll-lww
San Diego Chargers 3-6 -lllllwwwl-
Tennessee Titans 3-6 -lwlllwwl-l
Philadelphia Eagles 3-6 -wwlllwl-ll
New England Patriots 2-7 -llll-wlwll
Detroit Lions 2-7 -lwlwll-lll
Carolina Panthers 2-7 -wlwll-llll
Minnesota Vikings 2-8 -lllwllllwl
Baltimore Ravens 1-8 -llllwll-ll
Denver Broncos 1-8 -wlllllll-l
Arizona Cardinals 0-9 -lllll-llll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-9 -llllllll-l
Cincinnati Bengals 0-10 llllll-llll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 10-0 wwwwwwwww-w
Iowa (Nike) 9-0 wwwww-www-w
Oklahoma (Nike) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w
Tennessee (Adidas) 7-0 -wwww--ww-w
Nebraska (Adidas) 6-0 --w--wwwww-
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w--
Pittsburgh (Nike) 4-0 w--w-w----w
Louisville (Adidas) 3-0 ------ww--w
Syracuse (Nike) 3-0 -------ww-w
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w--
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w----
Fresno State (Nike) 2-0 w---------w
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w-------
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w---------
Idaho (Nike) 1-0 ----------w
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w---
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w----------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w----------
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w-----
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w---------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w----
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w--------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 9-1 wwwwwlwww-w
UCLA (Adidas) 7-1 lwww-w-www-
USC (Nike) 7-1 www-wlw-w-w
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www-
Kansas State (Nike) 6-1 w-ww-l--www
Virginia Tech (Nike) 5-1 l---www--ww
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww-
Georgia (Nike) 4-1 -ww----ww-l
LSU (Nike) 7-2 wwwwllww-w-
Auburn (Under Armour) 7-2 -wwwwwwll-w
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w---
Baylor (Nike) 3-1 --w-ww---l-
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-1 ------ww-wl
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-2 -w-www-wwll
Stanford (Nike) 5-2 -lwlw-w-ww-
Mississippi (Nike) 5-2 wl----wwwwl
Purdue (Nike) 7-3 lwww-lwlwww
Wisconsin (Adidas) 7-3 wwwwwwll-lw
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w--
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w----
Ohio (Russell) 2-1 --l------ww
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w---
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w--
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w--
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w-
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl---
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l--
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw-
Florida (Nike) 5-3 w-lwlww-l-w
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w----
Illinois (Nike) 6-4 wlw-llwwlww
California (Nike) 3-2 -ww--ll---w
Penn State (Nike) 6-4 wllwlw-wwwl
Alabama (Nike) 5-4 -wlwwwll-lw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w-
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww--
Washington (Nike) 3-3 --l-l-wwlw-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw-------
Buffalo (Nike) 1-1 ---------lw
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w---
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w-
Miami OH (Adidas) 1-1 l---------w
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l--
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-1 ---w------l
San Diego State (Nike) 1-1 --------w-l
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l--------
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll--
TCU (Nike) 3-4 l-llw-l--ww
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw--
Iowa State (Nike) 2-3 wll----w-l-
Connecticut (Nike) 2-3 w----l-lw-l
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-4 ----lw-llwl
NC State (Adidas) 2-4 --wll-l-wl-
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l-
Temple (Under Armour) 1-2 -w-l------l
North Carolina (Nike) 2-4 l--w-l-w-ll
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-6 w-lwwllll-l
Arkansas (Nike) 2-5 --ll--lllww
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w-
Texas (Nike) 2-6 l-wll-ll-lw
Rutgers (Nike) 1-3 ---l-w---ll
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll------
Arizona (Nike) 2-6 w-l--wlllll
Boise State (Nike) 1-4 w--l---l-ll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-9 lllllwl-lll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-10 lllllllllwl
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l-------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l---------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l----------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l-----
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l--
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l-
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l--
UTEP (Nike) 0-2 -l--------l
Nevada (Nike) 0-3 --ll------l
Ball State (Nike) 0-4 --ll----l-l
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l--
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l-
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-4 l-l--l----l
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-4 l--l----ll-
Missouri (Nike) 0-5 l-----lll-l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-5 l-----ll-ll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l--
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll--
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll--
Miami FL (Nike) 0-7 -l-lll-lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-7 lll---lll-l
Oregon (Nike) 0-7 -l-ll--llll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-9 ll-l-llllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll-

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w---
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w--
Brown (unknown) 1-0 ----------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w--------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w-------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w-
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w----------
South Carolina State (Russell) 1-0 ----------w
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w---------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w----------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w---------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l---
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l-------
Dartmouth (Nike) 0-1 ----------l
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l----------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l----------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l-------
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l---------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l----------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l----
Morgan State (Russell) 0-1 ----------l
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l--
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l-----
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l-
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l---------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l----------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 16
Adidas 71-58
Nike 187-179
New Balance 1-1
Russell 12-14
Under Armour 17-37

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 16
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Philadelphia Flyers 3-0 www
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
New York Rangers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
St Louis Blues 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 11-3 wlwwwwwwwllwww
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Calgary Flames 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Edmonton Oilers 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Montreal Canadiens 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll
Colorado Avalanche 0-5 lllll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 16
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Utah Jazz 3-0 www
Denver Nuggets 2-0 ww
Golden State Warriors 2-0 ww
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
San Antonio Spurs 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 4-1 wwwlw
Oklahoma City Thunder 3-1 lwww
Chicago Bulls 3-1 wlww
Los Angeles Lakers 3-1 wwwl
Detroit Pistons 5-5 lllwwlwwwl
Miami Heat 1-2 lwl
Orlando Magic 1-2 wll
Portland Trail Blazers 1-3 wlll
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Atlanta Hawks 0-2 ll
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll
Sacramento Kings 0-2 ll
Washington Wizards 0-2 ll
Los Angeles Clippers 0-4 llll