MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT

Winners: Throwbacks rule! Which is too bad for the Red Wings, who got beat by stylish Calgary and Vancouver throwbacks. And the Indy Colts whipped out their fabulous 50s unis.

Losers: Princeton continues to copy Michigan's hideous helmets, and the Utes sported some sort of camo-puke spooge.

Football teams wearing all one dark color usually doesn't work, as Oregon, Seattle and the Bengals clearly demonstrate. But a couple of NFL teams won this way, one deserving, one not. Houston in all dark blue? Somehow, they make it work. Minnesota in all purple? Well, they only beat equally-spoogy Arizona on color.

As for college basketball, I'm sorry, but the regular season schedule is just too overwhelming. We'll just have to wait until March Madness to get into that.

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 9)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Green Bay Packers 9-0 -wwwwwwwww
Chicago Bears 8-0 -wwwwwww-w
Pittsburgh Steelers 8-0 -wwww-wwww
New Orleans Saints 8-1 -wwwwwwwlw
San Francisco 49ers 7-1 -lwwwwwww-
St Louis Rams 6-2 -wlwwwlww-
Indianapolis Colts 6-2 -wwlwwl-ww
New York Giants 6-2 -wlwwwwl-w
Washington Redskins 6-2 -wwwwlwlw-
Dallas Cowboys 7-3 wlwwlwwwwl
Oakland Raiders 6-3 -wllwwlwww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6-3 -wlwwwllww
Kansas City Chiefs 6-3 -wwwllwwwl
Miami Dolphins 5-3 -lwww-llww
New York Jets 5-3 -lwlwww-lw
Cleveland Browns 4-4 -lwwlwll-w
Tennessee Titans 3-5 -lwlllwwl-
Atlanta Falcons 3-5 -lwlwllw-l
Buffalo Bills 3-5 -llwlw-wll
Seattle Seahawks 3-5 -wlwl-lwll
Philadelphia Eagles 3-5 -wwlllwl-l
San Diego Chargers 3-6 -lllllwwwl
Houston Texans 2-6 -wlllll-lw
New England Patriots 2-6 -llll-wlwl
Detroit Lions 2-6 -lwlwll-ll
Carolina Panthers 2-6 -wlwll-lll
Minnesota Vikings 2-7 -lllwllllw
Baltimore Ravens 1-7 -llllwll-l
Denver Broncos 1-7 -wlllllll-
Arizona Cardinals 0-8 -lllll-lll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-8 -llllllll-
Cincinnati Bengals 0-9 llllll-lll

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 9-0 wwwwwwwww-
Iowa (Nike) 8-0 wwwww-www-
Nebraska (Adidas) 6-0 --w--wwwww
Oklahoma (Nike) 6-0 -wwww--ww-
Tennessee (Adidas) 6-0 -wwww--ww-
Georgia (Nike) 4-0 -ww----ww-
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w-
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w----
South Florida (Under Armour) 3-0 ------ww-w
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w---
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww--
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w------
Syracuse (Nike) 2-0 -------ww-
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w------
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w--------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w---------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w--
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w---------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w---------
San Diego State (Nike) 1-0 --------w-
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w----
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w--------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w---
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 8-1 wwwwwlwww-
UCLA (Adidas) 7-1 lwww-w-www
Clemson (Nike) 6-1 w-l-ww-www
USC (Nike) 6-1 www-wlw-w-
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-1 -w-www-wwl
Mississippi (Nike) 5-1 wl----wwww
Kansas State (Nike) 5-1 w-ww-l--ww
Maryland (Under Armour) 4-1 l-ww----ww
Virginia Tech (Nike) 4-1 l---www--w
LSU (Nike) 7-2 wwwwllww-w
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w--
Baylor (Nike) 3-1 --w-ww---l
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-2 -wwwwwwll-
Stanford (Nike) 5-2 -lwlw-w-ww
Penn State (Nike) 6-3 wllwlw-www
Purdue (Nike) 6-3 lwww-lwlww
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w-
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w---
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w--
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w-
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w-
Western Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 w-----l--w
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl--
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l-
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-3 wwwwwwll-l
Florida State (Nike) 5-3 llww-ww-lw
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w---
Florida (Nike) 4-3 w-lwlww-l-
Illinois (Nike) 5-4 wlw-llwwlw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 2-2 l-lw-----w
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww-
Washington (Nike) 3-3 --l-l-wwlw
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw------
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w--
Hawaii (Under Armour) 1-1 l--------w
Ohio (Russell) 1-1 --l------w
Connecticut (Nike) 2-2 w----l-lw-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l------
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l-
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll---
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll-
Alabama (Nike) 4-4 -wlwwwll-l
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 2-3 ----lw-llw
North Carolina (Nike) 2-3 l--w-l-w-l
Iowa State (Nike) 2-3 wll----w-l
Oregon State (Nike) 2-3 w--w-ll--l
Indiana (Adidas) 3-5 w-lwwllll-
TCU (Nike) 2-4 l-llw-l--w
Rutgers (Nike) 1-2 ---l-w---l
NC State (Adidas) 2-4 --wll-l-wl
Houston (Nike) 1-2 -wl------l
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-4 -l-wwl-l-l
Arizona (Nike) 2-5 w-l--wllll
Central Florida (Nike) 1-3 ---l-ll--w
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll-----
Boise State (Nike) 1-3 w--l---l-l
Arkansas (Nike) 1-5 --ll--lllw
Texas (Nike) 1-6 l-wll-ll-l
Michigan (Adidas) 1-8 lllllwl-ll
Minnesota (Nike) 1-9 lllllllllw
Buffalo (Nike) 0-1 ---------l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l------
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l-----
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l---------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l---------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l-----
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l----
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l-
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-2 -----l---l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll------
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-3 --ll----l-
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l----
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-4 l--l----ll
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-4 -l-l-l---l
Missouri (Nike) 0-4 l-----lll-
Utah (Under Armour) 0-4 l-----ll-l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-6 lll---lll-
Oregon (Nike) 0-6 -l-ll--lll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll-
Miami FL (Nike) 0-7 -l-lll-lll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-8 ll-l-lllll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-10 llllllllll

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w--
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w-
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w------
Penn (Nike) 1-0 ---------w
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w---------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w--------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w---------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w--------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w------
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l--
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l------
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l---------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l---------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l------
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l--------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l---------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l---
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l-
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l----
Princeton (Nike) 0-1 ---------l
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l--------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l---------

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 9
Adidas 66-53
Nike 168-162
New Balance 1-1
Russell 10-13
Under Armour 16-32

NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 9
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
New York Rangers 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
Vancouver Canucks 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 9-3 wlwwwwwwwllw
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Calgary Flames 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll
Washington Capitals 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-4 llll

NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 9
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Los Angeles Lakers 3-0 www
Denver Nuggets 1-0 w
Golden State Warriors 1-0 w
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
New York Knicks 1-0 w
Utah Jazz 1-0 w
Boston Celtics 3-1 wwwl
Oklahoma City Thunder 2-1 lww
Chicago Bulls 2-1 wlw
Miami Heat 1-1 lw
Orlando Magic 1-1 wl
Detroit Pistons 3-4 lllwwlw
Portland Trail Blazers 1-2 wll
Atlanta Hawks 0-1 l
Charlotte Bobcats 0-1 l
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Milwaukee Bucks 0-1 l
Sacramento Kings 0-1 l
Washington Wizards 0-1 l
Los Angeles Clippers 0-2 ll
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll