MR. COLOREDWELL'S WEEKLY SPORTS FASHION REPORT
Notes from the past 7 days in sports fashions...
The World Series is over and not a moment too soon. What a yawnfest! San Francisco was the better-dressed team in all 5 games, but each game was all-white v all-grey, so who cares?
In the NBA, no team is blowing me away yet, but there are a couple of stinky unis. Washington lost to Orlando by wearing black and teal, but then Orlando's side-spooge gave a win to the despised Miami Heat. And the Pistons badly need to go back to the Bad Boys look.
In the NHL, Detroit is much better-dressed. But the team that caught my eye this week was Minnesota, sporting a very light, pastel gold trim they are calling 'Minnesota Wheat', which nicely compliments a clean, all-green look.
And in the NFL, the St Louis Rams and New England Cheaters both sported fabulous throwbacks!
PICS OF THE WEEK: THROWBACKS!
Finally, some notes from college football...
Mississippi dressed like a road team in the World Series, all-grey, like the Geno cult. But somehow they made it work. The light is grey, follow the path!
"Shiny!": UCLA in light blue and gold, Kent State's flashy pants, and Tennessee's orange pants were shiny AND juicy! Delicious!
Washington continues to do purple wrong, Wyoming went all brown with pink socks, a horrible combo, and as for Florida, what is the point of having that odd shit on your shoulders and knees if nobody can tell what the heck it is?
Finally, due to a power failure, all the stadium lights went out during the North Carolina A&T v Bethune-Cookman game. And as bad as both teams were dressed, I wish the lights would have STAYED out!
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 8)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Green Bay Packers 8-0 -wwwwwwww
Chicago Bears 7-0 -wwwwwww-
Pittsburgh Steelers 7-0 -wwww-www
San Francisco 49ers 7-1 -lwwwwwww
New Orleans Saints 7-1 -wwwwwwwl
Dallas Cowboys 7-2 wlwwlwwww
Kansas City Chiefs 6-2 -wwwllwww
St Louis Rams 6-2 -wlwwwlww
Washington Redskins 6-2 -wwwwlwlw
Indianapolis Colts 5-2 -wwlwwl-w
New York Giants 5-2 -wlwwwwl-
Oakland Raiders 5-3 -wllwwlww
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 5-3 -wlwwwllw
Miami Dolphins 4-3 -lwww-llw
New York Jets 4-3 -lwlwww-l
Atlanta Falcons 3-4 -lwlwllw-
Buffalo Bills 3-4 -llwlw-wl
Seattle Seahawks 3-4 -wlwl-lwl
Philadelphia Eagles 3-4 -wwlllwl-
Cleveland Browns 3-4 -lwwlwll-
San Diego Chargers 3-5 -lllllwww
Tennessee Titans 3-5 -lwlllwwl
New England Patriots 2-5 -llll-wlw
Detroit Lions 2-5 -lwlwll-l
Carolina Panthers 2-5 -wlwll-ll
Baltimore Ravens 1-6 -llllwll-
Houston Texans 1-6 -wlllll-l
Minnesota Vikings 1-7 -lllwllll
Denver Broncos 1-7 -wlllllll
Arizona Cardinals 0-7 -lllll-ll
Cincinnati Bengals 0-8 llllll-ll
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-8 -llllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 9-0 wwwwwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 8-0 wwwww-www
Northwestern (Adidas) 6-0 -w-www-ww
Oklahoma (Nike) 6-0 -wwww--ww
Tennessee (Adidas) 6-0 -wwww--ww
Nebraska (Adidas) 5-0 --w--wwww
Georgia (Nike) 4-0 -ww----ww
Kent State (Nike) 4-0 -ww--w--w
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww---
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w---
Duke (Nike) 2-0 --w-----w
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w--
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww-
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w-----
South Florida (Under Armour) 2-0 ------ww-
Syracuse (Nike) 2-0 -------ww
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w-------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w--------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w-
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w--------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w--------
San Diego State (Nike) 1-0 --------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w---
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w-------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w--
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w------
Notre Dame (Adidas) 8-1 wwwwwlwww
UCLA (Adidas) 6-1 lwww-w-ww
USC (Nike) 6-1 www-wlw-w
Clemson (Nike) 5-1 w-l-ww-ww
Mississippi (Nike) 4-1 wl----www
Kansas State (Nike) 4-1 w-ww-l--w
Maryland (Under Armour) 3-1 l-ww----w
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www--
LSU (Nike) 6-2 wwwwllww-
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w-
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-2 -wwwwwwll
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-2 wwwwwwll-
Stanford (Nike) 4-2 -lwlw-w-w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 2-1 ---l-w--w
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w--
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w-
Virginia (Nike) 2-1 -l---w--w
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 2-1 w----l--w
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl-
Wyoming (Nike) 2-1 ---w--w-l
Penn State (Nike) 5-3 wllwlw-ww
Purdue (Nike) 5-3 lwww-lwlw
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w--
Florida State (Nike) 4-3 llww-ww-l
Florida (Nike) 4-3 w-lwlww-l
Alabama (Nike) 4-3 -wlwwwll-
Vanderbilt (Nike) 2-2 -l---l-ww
North Carolina (Nike) 2-2 l--w-l-w-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw-----
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w-
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w---
Connecticut (Nike) 2-2 w----l-lw
Iowa State (Nike) 2-2 wll----w-
Illinois (Nike) 4-4 wlw-llwwl
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl------
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l------
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l-----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l--
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-1 ------w-l
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll--
Navy (Nike) 2-2 w---w--ll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll--
Kentucky (Nike) 2-3 ---l-lwlw
NC State (Adidas) 2-3 --wll-l-w
Washington (Nike) 2-3 --l-l-wwl
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-3 -l-wwl-l-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-5 w-lwwllll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw-----
Boise State (Nike) 1-2 w--l---l-
Arizona (Nike) 2-4 w-l--wlll
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-3 ----lw-ll
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll----
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l--
Texas (Nike) 1-5 l-wll-ll-
Michigan (Adidas) 1-7 lllllwl-l
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l-----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l---
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l----
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l--------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l------
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l--------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l----
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l---
Colorado (Nike) 0-2 -l------l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll-----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-2 l-------l
Ball State (Nike) 0-3 --ll----l
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll--
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l---
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l---
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-3 l--l----l
Utah (Under Armour) 0-3 l-----ll-
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-4 -l--l-l-l
Missouri (Nike) 0-4 l-----lll
Arkansas (Nike) 0-5 --ll--lll
Oregon (Nike) 0-5 -l-ll--ll
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-5 --lll-l-l
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-6 l-ll--lll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-6 -l-lll-ll
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-6 lll---lll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-6 -lll--lll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-7 ll-l-llll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-9 lllllllll
Army 0-0
Buffalo 0-0
Idaho 0-0
New Mexico 0-0
New Mexico State 0-0
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w-
Bethune-Cookman (Russell) 1-0 --------w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w------
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w-----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w--------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w-------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w--------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w-------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w-----
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l-
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l-----
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l--------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l--------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l-----
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l-------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l--------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l--
North Carolina A&T (Russell) 0-1 --------l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l---
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l-------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l--------
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF NOV 2
Adidas 62-48
Nike 151-147
New Balance 1-1
Russell 9-11
Under Armour 13-29
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 2
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
New York Rangers 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 8-1 wlwwwwwww
Minnesota Wild 2-1 lww
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Calgary Flames 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
Nashville Predators 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
San Jose Sharks 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-3 lll
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF NOV 2
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Celtics 2-0 ww
Los Angeles Lakers 2-0 ww
Chicago Bulls 1-0 w
New Jersey Nets 1-0 w
Portland Trail Blazers 1-0 w
Utah Jazz 1-0 w
Miami Heat 1-1 lw
Oklahoma City Thunder 1-1 lw
Orlando Magic 1-1 wl
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Los Angeles Clippers 0-1 l
Washington Wizards 0-1 l
Phoenix Suns 0-2 ll
Detroit Pistons 0-3 lll
Next week: College basketball season begins!
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