Hi there! Boy is my plate full...all 4 of the major pro sports in action, plus college gridders, and college cagers not far off. Time for me to combine them all in one big sweaty weekly recap.
THIS WEEK'S FASHION HIGHLIGHTS:
* We got our first official look at Syracuse in HD, with their lovely orange pants, reminiscent of the old Browns look. The Orange do orange right!
* Clemson wore a fabulous combo this week, purple jerseys and orange pants. They do purple AND orange right!
Pic Of The Week: Clemson's cute color combo
* You didn't think I forgot hockey, did you? Worry not, Mr. C has been keeping track, and the champs in Chicago are looking splendid as ever, as are the Red Wings, Flyers, and Bruins, all sporting solid classic unis.
* And the NBA began their season last night, with the Celtics and Lakers still frontrunners in fashion, although the Houston Rockets certainly had an interesting color combo, all rocket red with silver trim.
THIS WEEK'S FASHION LOWLIGHTS:
* The Chargers are still eschewing light blue for dark blue, and against the N.E. Cheaters I almost couldn't tell the teams apart. How sad.
* The Oregon Ducks wore yet another disastrous color combo last week, this time yellow jerseys with black pants, and still have that horrible number font that looks like it was designed by the same crayon-wielding 'learning-impaired' 5-year-old who designed the old Toledo Storm logo.
* The Cincinnati Bearcats also tried an alternate color combo, red jerseys with black pants, but nothing works given their fundamentally-flawed design.
* Another game where it was hard to tell the teams apart: Notre Dame v Navy. Copy each other much?
* The Hoosiers out-uglied the Illini in a spooge-fest, thanks to what looks like duct tape on the back of their red pants.
* Drapes matching the carpet is okay, but not your football uniform, Boise State! Tom Thayer was right when he called that the biggest cheat in sports. I wouldn't mind so much if it were a pretty blue. It's not. It always looks like it just rained there. And when it DOES rain it looks even worse!
* Meanwhile, in the baseball playoffs, the unis worn during the ALCS and NLCS were just as boring as the sport itself. Except for Game 1 when Texas wore red jerseys, it was all white and grey, with occasional pinstripes. Yawn! Safe to say in the WS, San Fran will be the better-dressed team. Let's just hope they break out their delicious creamsicle look!
* In the NHL, the Colorado Avalanche sport both shitty colors and shitty numbers, and are already in the cellar in the fashion standings. Plus, I detest non-plural team nicknames! And San Jose is still wearing the dreaded black and teal that just about every major sports team that started up in the 90s wears. The original bad sports fashion trend.
* Finally, the Miami Heat wore all black last night. How fitting for the new villains of the sports world.
And now, all the standings....
(Notes: Any team not listed is 0-0. All NFL and NHL teams are currently wearing Reebok. I have yet to see any brand logos on MLB or NBA uniforms.)
2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Week 7)
TEAM W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Chicago Bears 7-0 -wwwwwww
Green Bay Packers 7-0 -wwwwwww
New Orleans Saints 7-0 -wwwwwww
Pittsburgh Steelers 6-0 -wwww-ww
San Francisco 49ers 6-1 -lwwwwww
Dallas Cowboys 6-2 wlwwlwww
Kansas City Chiefs 5-2 -wwwllww
St Louis Rams 5-2 -wlwwwlw
New York Giants 5-2 -wlwwwwl
Washington Redskins 5-2 -wwwwlwl
New York Jets 4-2 -lwlwww-
Indianapolis Colts 4-2 -wwlwwl-
Oakland Raiders 4-3 -wllwwlw
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-3 -wlwwwll
Buffalo Bills 3-3 -llwlw-w
Seattle Seahawks 3-3 -wlwl-lw
Miami Dolphins 3-3 -lwww-ll
Tennessee Titans 3-4 -lwlllww
Atlanta Falcons 3-4 -lwlwllw
Philadelphia Eagles 3-4 -wwlllwl
Cleveland Browns 3-4 -lwwlwll
Carolina Panthers 2-4 -wlwll-l
Detroit Lions 2-4 -lwlwll-
San Diego Chargers 2-5 -lllllww
New England Patriots 1-5 -llll-wl
Houston Texans 1-5 -wlllll-
Baltimore Ravens 1-6 -llllwll
Minnesota Vikings 1-6 -lllwlll
Denver Broncos 1-6 -wllllll
Arizona Cardinals 0-6 -lllll-l
Cincinnati Bengals 0-7 llllll-l
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-7 -lllllll
2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 27
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 8-0 wwwwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 7-0 wwwww-ww
Northwestern (Adidas) 5-0 -w-www-w
Oklahoma (Nike) 5-0 -wwww--w
Tennessee (Adidas) 5-0 -wwww--w
Nebraska (Adidas) 4-0 --w--www
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww--
Georgia (Nike) 3-0 -ww----w
Kent State (Nike) 3-0 -ww--w--
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w--
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w-
Louisville (Adidas) 2-0 ------ww
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w----
South Florida (Under Armour) 2-0 ------ww
Wyoming (Nike) 2-0 ---w--w-
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-0 ------w-
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w----
Duke (Nike) 1-0 --w-----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w------
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w-------
Louisiana Tech (Nike) 1-0 -------w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w-------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w-------
Syracuse (Nike) 1-0 -------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w--
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w------
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w-
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w-----
Notre Dame (Adidas) 7-1 wwwwwlww
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-1 -wwwwwwl
UCLA (Adidas) 5-1 lwww-w-w
USC (Nike) 5-1 www-wlw-
Clemson (Nike) 4-1 w-l-ww-w
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www-
Mississippi (Nike) 3-1 wl----ww
LSU (Nike) 6-2 wwwwllww
Kansas (Adidas) 3-1 -ww-l--w
Kansas State (Nike) 3-1 w-ww-l--
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-2 wwwwwwll
Florida State (Nike) 4-2 llww-ww-
Florida (Nike) 4-2 w-lwlww-
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w-
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1 l-ww----
UAB (Nike) 2-1 ---l-w-w
Navy (Nike) 2-1 w---w--l
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-1 ----w-wl
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w-
Stanford (Nike) 3-2 -lwlw-w-
Penn State (Nike) 4-3 wllwlw-w
Illinois (Nike) 4-3 wlw-llww
Purdue (Nike) 4-3 lwww-lwl
Alabama (Nike) 4-3 -wlwwwll
Washington (Nike) 2-2 --l-l-ww
North Carolina (Nike) 2-2 l--w-l-w
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw----
Colorado State (Russell) 1-1 ----l--w
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 ---l-w--
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w--
Virginia (Nike) 1-1 -l---w--
Iowa State (Nike) 2-2 wll----w
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl-----
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 1-1 w----l--
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l-----
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l----
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l-
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll-
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll-
Indiana (Adidas) 3-4 w-lwwlll
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-3 -l-wwl-l
Arizona (Nike) 2-3 w-l--wll
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw----
Vanderbilt (Nike) 1-2 -l---l-w
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-2 ----lw-l
Boise State (Nike) 1-2 w--l---l
Connecticut (Nike) 1-2 w----l-l
Kentucky (Nike) 1-3 ---l-lwl
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll---
NC State (Adidas) 1-3 --wll-l-
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l-
Texas (Nike) 1-5 l-wll-ll
Michigan (Adidas) 1-6 lllllwl-
Colorado (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l----
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l--
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l---
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l-------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l-----
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1 l-------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l-------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l---
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l--
Ball State (Nike) 0-2 --ll----
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll----
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2 l--l----
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-3 -l--l-l-
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll-
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l--
Missouri (Nike) 0-3 l-----ll
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l--
Utah (Under Armour) 0-3 l-----ll
Arkansas (Nike) 0-4 --ll--ll
Oregon (Nike) 0-4 -l-ll--l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-4 --lll-l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-5 l-ll--ll
Miami FL (Nike) 0-5 -l-lll-l
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-5 lll---ll
West Virginia (Nike) 0-5 -lll--ll
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-6 ll-l-lll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-8 llllllll
2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 27
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 2-0 -----w-w
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w-----
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w----
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w-------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w------
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w-------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w------
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w----
Alcorn State (Russell) 0-1 -------l
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l----
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l-------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l-------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l----
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l------
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l-------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l-
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l--
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l------
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l-------
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 27
Adidas 55-43
Nike 131-128
New Balance 1-1
Russell 8-10
Under Armour 12-25
NHL FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF OCT 27
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Bruins 2-0 ww
Chicago Blackhawks 2-0 ww
Philadelphia Flyers 2-0 ww
Carolina Hurricanes 1-0 w
Columbus Blue Jackets 1-0 w
New York Islanders 1-0 w
New York Rangers 1-0 w
Detroit Red Wings 6-1 wlwwwww
Minnesota Wild 1-1 lw
Buffalo Sabres 0-1 l
Calgary Flames 0-1 l
Dallas Stars 0-1 l
Los Angeles Kings 0-1 l
San Jose Sharks 0-1 l
Tampa Bay Lightning 0-1 l
Anaheim Ducks 0-2 ll
Phoenix Coyotes 0-2 ll
Washington Capitals 0-2 ll
Colorado Avalanche 0-3 lll
NBA FASHION STANDINGS 2010-2011 AS OF OCT 27
TEAM W-L GAME-BY-GAME
Boston Celtics 1-0 w
Los Angeles Lakers 1-0 w
Houston Rockets 0-1 l
Miami Heat 0-1 l
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