COLLEGE FOOTBALL FASHION REVIEW 2010 WEEK 5
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond

TEXAS A&M (Adidas) AT OKLAHOMA STATE (Nike)
Aggies in white jerseys and maroon pants with a thin crooked white line down the side. Cowboys in all black with white spooge and armpits, and not nearly enough orange trim. The squiggly line is weird but not spoogy.
WINNER: TEXAS A&M

BYU (Nike) AT UTAH STATE (Nike)
BYU in white jerseys and dark blue pants. USU in all blue with white spooge everywhere. This whole state sucks.
WINNER: BYU

NORTHWESTERN (Adidas) AT MINNESOTA (Nike)
NU in all white with purple and black trim. Gophers in maroon jerseys and yellow pants with maroon spooge.
WINNER: NORTHWESTERN

MIAMI FL (Nike) AT CLEMSON (Nike)
'Canes in white jerseys with dark green spogge and ugly numbers, and dark green pants with orange and white spooge. Clemson in all orange with purple and white trim, looking fabulous in the sun.
WINNER: CLEMSON

LOUISIANA-MONROE (Adidas) AT AUBURN (Under Armour)
ULM in all white with maroon spooge all over and ugly numbers. Just horrible. Auburn in blue jerseys, white pants and orange trim.
WINNER: AUBURN

KANSAS (Adidas) AT BAYLOR (Nike)
Kansas in white jerseys with goofy numbers and blue pants with a red stripe. Baylor in green jerseys with block numbers and gold pants with green spooge. A mixed-bag matchup all around. Baylor Bear-ly wins on color.
WINNER: BAYLOR

OHIO STATE (Nike) AT ILLINOIS (Nike)
No-brainer. OSU in white jerseys and grey pants. Illini in blue jerseys with orange pants and spooge. They do orange wrong.
WINNER: OHIO STATE

NAVY (Nike) AT AIR FORCE (Nike)
Navy in white jerseys and gold pants. Farce in blue jerseys and white pants, and some added red trim including a big splat of red on the front of the helmet. Supposed to be a nod to the Thunderbirds. Looks more like they flew into birds!
WINNER: NAVY

TENNESSEE (Adidas) AT LSU (Nike)
Vols in orange jerseys and white pants. LSU in white jerseys, yellow pants and purple trim. Orange Kool-Aid vs. grape lemonade. What a delicious matchup!
WINNER: TENNESSEE

WISCONSIN (Adidas) AT MICHIGAN STATE (Nike)
Badgers in all white with red trim. MSU in green jerseys and white pants. Ugh, that eyelash crap.
WINNER: WISCONSIN

MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT INDIANA (Adidas)
UM in white jerseys with yellow spooge and pants. Hoosiers in red jerseys and white pants. Ugh, I can't believe I have to type this again, but...
WINNER: INDIANA

VIRGINIA TECH (Nike) AT NC STATE (Adidas)
Well I'll be go to the market, VT is actually dressed well in HD for once! All white with purple numbers and purple/orange pant stripes. NC State...yes they're the devil, why do you think they're all red?
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH

TEXAS (Nike) VS OKLAHOMA (Nike) at Dallas
Texas in all white with...I'm not even going to insult orange anymore by calling this a shade of orange, so let's call it puke-colored trim. OU in red jerseys and white pants, an easy win.
WINNER: OKLAHOMA

TCU (Nike) AT COLORADO STATE (Russell)
Frogs in all white with purple numbers. CSU in all dark green with gold spooge and goofy numbers.
WINNER: TCU

GEORGIA TECH (Russell) AT WAKE FOREST (Nike)
GT in all white with blue and gold spooge. WF in all black with gold and white spooge. GT's spooge is slightly less disgusting.
WINNER: GEORGIA TECH

FLORIDA (Nike) AT ALABAMA (Nike)
Gaytebows...er, Gators in white jerseys and blue pants. Tide in red jerseys and white pants. Maybe orange pants would have won? Instead...
WINNER: ALABAMA

NOTRE DAME (Adidas) AT BOSTON COLLEGE (Under Armour)
ND in white jerseys and gold pants. BC in red jerseys and gold pants, and one of the ugliest number fonts in the game.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME

PENN STATE (Nike) AT IOWA (Nike)
PSU in all white, Iowa in Steeler black and gold. Duh.
WINNER: IOWA

WASHINGTON (Nike) AT USC (Nike)
Huskies in all white, Trojans in maroon and gold. Color.
WINNER: USC

STANFORD (Nike) AT OREGON (Nike)
Stan in all white, Oregon in all green. Bile.
WINNER: STANFORD

Meanwhile, ESPN's policy of not showing black college games in HD continues. WHY?

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 3
Iowa (Nike) 5-0
Notre Dame (Adidas) 5-0
Ohio State (Nike) 5-0
Wisconsin (Adidas) 5-0
Auburn (Under Armour) 4-0
Oklahoma (Nike) 4-0
Tennessee (Adidas) 4-0
USC (Nike) 4-0
Kansas State (Nike) 3-0
Northwestern (Adidas) 3-0
Baylor (Nike) 2-0
California (Nike) 2-0
Georgia (Nike) 2-0
Kent State (Nike) 2-0
Navy (Nike) 2-0
Oregon State (Nike) 2-0
Pittsburgh (Nike) 2-0
SMU (Adidas) 2-0
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0
Connecticut (Nike) 1-0
Duke (Nike) 1-0
East Carolina (Nike) 1-0
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0
Memphis (Nike) 1-0
Middle Tennessee State (Nike) 1-0
Nebraska (Adidas) 1-0
Rice (Nike) 1-0
Texas A&M (Adidas) 1-0
Tulane (Nike) 1-0
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-0
Wyoming (Nike) 1-0
LSU (Nike) 4-1
Purdue (Nike) 3-1
UCLA (Adidas) 3-1
Alabama (Nike) 3-1
Indiana (Adidas) 3-1
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-1
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1
Clemson (Nike) 2-1
Kansas (Adidas) 2-1
BYU (Nike) 2-2
Florida State (Nike) 2-2
Stanford (Nike) 2-2
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1
Marshall (Nike) 1-1
North Carolina (Nike) 1-1
Virginia Tech (Nike) 1-1
Arizona (Nike) 1-1
Boise State (Nike) 1-1
Houston (Nike) 1-1
Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1
Florida (Nike) 2-2
Illinois (Nike) 2-2
Penn State (Nike) 2-3
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2
NC State (Adidas) 1-2
TCU (Nike) 1-3
Texas (Nike) 1-3
Air Force (Nike) 1-3
Akron (Adidas) 0-1
Central Florida (Nike) 0-1
Colorado (Nike) 0-1
Colorado State (Russell) 0-1
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 0-1
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1
Kentucky (Nike) 0-1
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1
Missouri (Nike) 0-1
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1
Ohio (Russell) 0-1
Oklahoma State (Nike) 0-1
Rutgers (Nike) 0-1
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1
UAB (Nike) 0-1
UNLV (Nike) 0-1
Utah (Under Armour) 0-1
Utah State (Nike) 0-1
UTEP (Nike) 0-1
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-1
Virginia (Nike) 0-1
Arkansas (Nike) 0-2
Ball State (Nike) 0-2
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-2
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-2
Nevada (Nike) 0-2
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 0-2
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-2
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2
Washington (Nike) 0-2
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-3
Miami FL (Nike) 0-3
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-3
Oregon (Nike) 0-3
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-3
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-3
West Virginia (Nike) 0-3
Minnesota (Nike) 0-4
Michigan (Adidas) 0-5
Michigan State (Nike) 0-5

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 3
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0
Samford (Russell) 1-0
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0
Southern (Russell) 1-0
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1

BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 3
Adidas 35-27
Nike 82-82
Russell 5-5
New Balance 1-1
Under Armour 8-16