COLLEGE FOOTBALL FASHION REVIEW 2010 WEEK 6
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond

TROY (Adidas) AT MIDDLE TENNESSEE (Nike)
Troy in white jerseys and maroon pants with white and silver stripes, but it's a metallic maroon so it's kind of shiny. MT in all black with blue numbers and blue pant spooge.
WINNER: TROY

UAB (Nike) AT UCF (Nike)
UAB in white jerseys with green numbers and gold spooge, and gold pants. UCF in black jerseys with white numbers and spooge, and gold pants. Both suck. I guess the green is nice.
WINNER: UAB

NEBRASKA (Adidas) AT KANSAS STATE (Nike)
Nebraska in white jerseys and red pants that are shiny under lights. K-State in purple jerseys and silver pants. Nobody does purple like K-State. This is a tough pick. Let's go with shiny.
WINNER: NEBRASKA

PRAIRIE VIEW A&M [FCS] (Russell) VS ARKANSAS-PINE BLUFF [FCS] (Russell)
Finally, a black game in HD! It's a miracle! PVAM in all white with plenty of purple spooge. UAPB in all black with gold numbers, but no spooge. BTW, both teams' helmets horribly, hideously scuffed up.
WINNER: ARKANSAS-PINE BLUFF

CONNECTICUT (Nike) AT RUTGERS (Nike)
Huskies in white jerseys and blue pants with white spooge. Scarlet Knights in all scarlet with no spooge.
WINNER: RUTGERS

OKLAHOMA STATE (Nike) AT LOUISIANA-LAFAYETTE (Russell)
OSU in white jerseys and orange pants with black spooge. L-L in all red with white spooge and ugly numbers. Cowboys need to lose the spooge, otherwise they do well looking like the BC Lions.
WINNER: OKLAHOMA STATE

INDIANA (Adidas) AT OHIO STATE (Nike)
White and red spoogefest vs the scarlet and grey. Not even close.
WINNER: OHIO STATE

ILLINOIS (Nike) AT PENN STATE (Nike)
Illini in all white with orange spooge, PSU in blue jerseys and white pants. Hooray for boring.
WINNER: PENN STATE

CENTRAL MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT VIRGINIA TECH (Nike)
CMU in all white with maroon spooge. Purple jerseys, white pants and helmets. VT looks good again? Go fig.
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH

BAYLOR (Nike) VS TEXAS TECH (Under Armour) at Dallas
Bears in all white with green spooge. TT in red jerseys, white pants and black helmets and spooge. I'll side with the lesser of two spooges.
WINNER: BAYLOR

MINNESOTA (Nike) AT WISCONSIN (Adidas)
Gophers in all white with maroon spooge. Badgerbadgerbadgerbadgermushroommushrooms in red jerseys and white pants. No contest.
WINNER: WISCONSIN

ALABAMA (Nike) AT SOUTH CAROLINA (Under Armour)
'Bama in all white, 'Cocks in all ugly red with white spooge. Roll Tide.
WINNER: ALABAMA

MICHIGAN STATE (Nike) AT MICHIGAN (Adidas)
MSU in all white with a little green spooge on the knees, those stupid eyelash numbers, and what looks like pewter on the shoulders. UM in blue jerseys and yellow pants, I need not mention the helmets, which normally are enough for a loss. But since MSU has gone to such extraordinary lengths to fuck up their unis, I think they deserve the dishonor of this first:
LOSER: MICHIGAN STATE

PITTSBURGH (Nike) AT NOTRE DAME (Adidas)
Pitt in white jerseys and dark blue pants with a nice gold/white stripe. ND in usual dark blue jerseys and gold pants.
WINNER: PITTSBURGH

VIRGINIA (Nike) AT GEORGIA TECH (Russell)
Cavs in dark blue jerseys and orange pants with dark blue 'leaky pen' spooge. GT in white jerseys with gold pants and spooge. I like the orange but the ink stains have to go.
WINNER: VIRGINIA

UCLA (Adidas) AT CALIFORNIA (Nike)
Bruins in white jerseys with dark blue trim and shiny gold pants. Cal in patchy yellow jerseys and dark blue pants, spooge all over.
WINNER: UCLA

AKRON (Adidas) AT KENT STATE (Nike)
Zips in white jerseys and dark blue pants, with spooge and ugly numbers. Kent in navy blue jerseys and shiny yellow 'Golden Flash' pants.
WINNER: KENT STATE

CLEMSON (Nike) AT NORTH CAROLINA (Nike)
Clemson in white jerseys and orange pants. Heels in light blue jerseys and white pants. The orange and the light blue are both so pretty in the sun! Looks like the Nevada on the NC pants will be the decider.
WINNER: CLEMSON

EASTERN MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT VANDERBILT (Nike)
Emus in white jerseys and green pants. Vandy in all black.
WINNER: EASTERN MICHIGAN

OREGON STATE (Nike) AT ARIZONA (Nike)
Beavs in white jerseys and black pants with an orange stripe topped with white spooge. 'Zona in all blue with red/white pant stripe that fades at the top.
WINNER: ARIZONA

LSU (Nike) AT FLORIDA (Nike)
LSU in white jerseys and yellow pants. Florida in orange jerseys and white pants. Hooray for novelty!
WINNER: FLORIDA

AUBURN (Under Armour) AT KENTUCKY (Nike)
Auburn in all white. KY in all royal blue, looking a tad like pajamas.
WINNER: AUBURN

PURDUE (Nike) AT NORTHWESTERN (Adidas)
Purdue in white jerseys and black pants. NW in purple jerseys and black pants.
WINNER: NORTHWESTERN

FLORIDA STATE (Nike) AT MIAMI FL (Nike)
FSU in white jerseys and gold pants. Miami in orange jerseys with green spooge and white pants with green/orange spooge.
WINNER: FLORIDA STATE

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 10
Ohio State (Nike) 6-0
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-0
Auburn (Under Armour) 5-0
Iowa (Nike) 5-0
Northwestern (Adidas) 4-0
Oklahoma (Nike) 4-0
Tennessee (Adidas) 4-0
USC (Nike) 4-0
Baylor (Nike) 3-0
Kent State (Nike) 3-0
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0
Georgia (Nike) 2-0
Navy (Nike) 2-0
Nebraska (Adidas) 2-0
SMU (Adidas) 2-0
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0
Duke (Nike) 1-0
East Carolina (Nike) 1-0
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0
Memphis (Nike) 1-0
Rice (Nike) 1-0
Texas A&M (Adidas) 1-0
Troy (Adidas) 1-0
Tulane (Nike) 1-0
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-0
Wyoming (Nike) 1-0
Notre Dame (Adidas) 5-1
UCLA (Adidas) 4-1
Alabama (Nike) 4-1
Clemson (Nike) 3-1
Kansas State (Nike) 3-1
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1
Virginia Tech (Nike) 2-1
Arizona (Nike) 2-1
California (Nike) 2-1
Kansas (Adidas) 2-1
Oregon State (Nike) 2-1
LSU (Nike) 4-2
Florida State (Nike) 3-2
Florida (Nike) 3-2
Purdue (Nike) 3-2
Indiana (Adidas) 3-2
BYU (Nike) 2-2
Stanford (Nike) 2-2
Penn State (Nike) 3-3
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 1-1
Marshall (Nike) 1-1
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-1
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1
UAB (Nike) 1-1
Virginia (Nike) 1-1
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-2
Boise State (Nike) 1-1
Connecticut (Nike) 1-1
Houston (Nike) 1-1
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 1-1
Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1
Illinois (Nike) 2-3
North Carolina (Nike) 1-2
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2
NC State (Adidas) 1-2
TCU (Nike) 1-3
Texas (Nike) 1-3
Air Force (Nike) 1-3
Michigan (Adidas) 1-5
Colorado (Nike) 0-1
Colorado State (Russell) 0-1
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1
Missouri (Nike) 0-1
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1
Ohio (Russell) 0-1
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1
UNLV (Nike) 0-1
Utah (Under Armour) 0-1
Utah State (Nike) 0-1
UTEP (Nike) 0-1
Akron (Adidas) 0-2
Arkansas (Nike) 0-2
Ball State (Nike) 0-2
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-2
Kentucky (Nike) 0-2
Nevada (Nike) 0-2
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 0-2
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2
UCF (Nike) 0-2
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-2
Washington (Nike) 0-2
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-3
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-3
Oregon (Nike) 0-3
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-3
West Virginia (Nike) 0-3
Miami FL (Nike) 0-4
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-4
Minnesota (Nike) 0-5
Michigan State (Nike) 0-6

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 10
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 1-0
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0
Samford (Russell) 1-0
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0
Southern (Russell) 1-0
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1

BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 10
Adidas 42-31
Nike 97-97
New Balance 1-1
Russell 6-8
Under Armour 9-18