COLLEGE FOOTBALL FASHION REVIEW 2010 WEEK 7
by Mr. Coloredwell, sports fashion critic for The Duck Pond

USC (Nike) AT STANFORD (Nike)
A leftover from last week, I guess. Trojans in white and yellow, Stan in red and white.
WINNER: STANFORD

CENTRAL FLORIDA (Nike) AT MARSHALL (Nike)
UCF in black jerseys with white spooge and gold pants. Herd in all white.
WINNER: MARSHALL

SOUTH FLORIDA (Under Armour) AT WEST VIRGINIA (Nike)
Bulls in white and green. WV in all yellow with dark blue spooge. Ugly numbers abound.
WINNER: SOUTH FLORIDA

CINCINNATI (Adidas) AT LOUISVILLE (Adidas)
Cincy in all white. Cards in red and white.
WINNER: LOUISVILLE

BOSTON COLLEGE (Under Armour) AT FLORIDA STATE (Nike)
BC in all white with hideous numbers. FSU in red and gold with not-nearly-as-hideous-as-BC's numbers.
WINNER: FLORIDA STATE

MINNESOTA (Nike) AT PURDUE (Nike)
Gophers in all maroon with yellow spooge and white helmets. Purdue in white jerseys with black numbers and gold pants, not sure if it's a new look or an old look, but it's a nice look.
WINNER: PURDUE

ARKANSAS STATE (Adidas) AT INDIANA (Adidas)
Arky State in all white with red block numbers and black helmets. Indy in red and white with their big ugly blotches of spooge on the sides.
WINNER: ARKANSAS STATE

MISSOURI (Nike) AT TEXAS A&M (Adidas)
Mizzou in all white with black and gold spooge. Aggies in maroon and white.
WINNER: TEXAS A&M

ILLINOIS (Nike) AT MICHIGAN STATE (Nike)
Illini in all white with orange spooge. MSU in green jerseys with stupid eyelash numbers, and white pants with green spooge. What a shitty matchup. U of I on colors.
WINNER: ILLINOIS

WESTERN MICHIGAN (Adidas) AT NOTRE DAME (Adidas)
Broncos in all white with nice jerseys but black spooge on the pants, which ruins an otherwise good look. That's just sad. ND in blue and gold.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME

NC STATE (Adidas) AT EAST CAROLINA (Nike)
NC State in white and red. ECU in all purple, looking very pretty in the sun.
WINNER: EAST CAROLINA

ARKANSAS (Nike) AT AUBURN (Under Armour)
Arky in all white with red shoulders and "Arkansas" down the legs. Auburn in blue and white with orange trim.
WINNER: AUBURN

TEXAS (Nike) AT NEBRASKA (Adidas)
Texas in all white. Nebraska in red and white.
WINNER: NEBRASKA

WAKE FOREST (Nike) AT VIRGINIA TECH (Nike)
Wake in white and gold. VT in purple and white. Hokies need to stick to this look.
WINNER: VIRGINIA TECH

IOWA (Nike) AT MICHIGAN (Adidas)
Iowa in white. UM in blue. Duh.
WINNER: IOWA

CALIFORNIA (Nike) AT USC (Nike)
Cal in white jerseys and blue pants with yellow spooge OD. Trojans in maroon and yellow.
WINNER: USC

BYU (Nike) AT TCU (Nike)
FU both. BYU in white and blue. TCU in purple and that icky scaly shit.
WINNER: BYU

SOUTH CAROLINA (Under Armour) AT KENTUCKY (Nike)
South Carolina in white and black. Kentucky in all blue. It's KY all over the 'Cocks. Hey, just the way I like it!
WINNER: KENTUCKY

UTAH (Under Armour) AT WYOMING (Nike)
Utes in all white with red spooge and ugly numbers. Wyoming in brown and shiny yellow but with a lot of spooge. Wyo still wins big time on color.
WINNER: WYOMING

OHIO STATE (Nike) AT WISCONSIN (Adidas)
OSU in white and grey, Wisc in red and white. BTW, FUCK YOU, NATIONAL SPORTS MEDIA!
WINNER: OHIO STATE

MISSISSIPPI STATE (Adidas) AT FLORIDA (Nike)
MSU in white and maroon. Florida in blue and white.
WINNER: FLORIDA

MCNEESE STATE [FCS] (Under Armour) AT LSU (Nike)
McNeese in white and yellow. LSU in purple jerseys and yellow pants. LSU does purple right! They put the Vikings to shame! Now if only they'd wear it more often.
WINNER: LSU

ARIZONA (Nike) AT WASHINGTON STATE (Nike)
'Zona in all white. WSU in red and grey. Cougar unis are to Buckeye unis as Viceroy butterflies are to Monarch butterflies.
WINNER: WASHINGTON STATE

MISSISSIPPI (Nike) AT ALABAMA (Nike)
Rebs in white and grey. Tide in red and white.
WINNER: MISSISSIPPI

OREGON STATE (Nike) AT WASHINGTON (Nike)
OSU in white and black. Huskies in patchy purple and white. We'll overlook the patchiness this week.
WINNER: WASHINGTON

2010 FASHION BOWL SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Ohio State (Nike) 7-0 wwwwwww
Auburn (Under Armour) 6-0 -wwwwww
Iowa (Nike) 6-0 wwwww-w
Northwestern (Adidas) 4-0 -w-www-
Oklahoma (Nike) 4-0 -wwww--
Tennessee (Adidas) 4-0 -wwww--
Baylor (Nike) 3-0 --w-ww-
Kent State (Nike) 3-0 -ww--w-
Nebraska (Adidas) 3-0 --w--ww
Pittsburgh (Nike) 3-0 w--w-w-
East Carolina (Nike) 2-0 w-----w
Georgia (Nike) 2-0 -ww----
Navy (Nike) 2-0 w---w--
SMU (Adidas) 2-0 w--w---
Texas A&M (Adidas) 2-0 ----w-w
Wyoming (Nike) 2-0 ---w--w
Arkansas State (Adidas) 1-0 ------w
Bowling Green (Adidas) 1-0 ---w---
Duke (Nike) 1-0 --w----
Florida Atlantic (Adidas) 1-0 -w-----
Fresno State (Nike) 1-0 w------
Louisville (Adidas) 1-0 ------w
Memphis (Nike) 1-0 w------
Rice (Nike) 1-0 w------
South Florida (Under Armour) 1-0 ------w
Troy (Adidas) 1-0 -----w-
Tulane (Nike) 1-0 -w-----
Washington State (Nike) 1-0 ------w
Western Kentucky (Russell) 1-0 --w----
Notre Dame (Adidas) 6-1 wwwwwlw
Wisconsin (Adidas) 6-1 wwwwwwl
USC (Nike) 5-1 www-wlw
UCLA (Adidas) 4-1 lwww-w-
Virginia Tech (Nike) 3-1 l---www
Clemson (Nike) 3-1 w-l-ww-
Kansas State (Nike) 3-1 w-ww-l-
LSU (Nike) 5-2 wwwwllw
Florida State (Nike) 4-2 llww-ww
Florida (Nike) 4-2 w-lwlww
Purdue (Nike) 4-2 lwww-lw
Alabama (Nike) 4-2 -wlwwwl
Marshall (Nike) 2-1 lw----w
Maryland (Under Armour) 2-1 l-ww---
Mississippi (Nike) 2-1 wl----w
Kansas (Adidas) 2-1 -ww-l--
BYU (Nike) 3-2 -llww-w
Stanford (Nike) 3-2 -lwlw-w
Penn State (Nike) 3-3 wllwlw-
Arizona State (Nike) 1-1 --lw---
Eastern Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 ---l-w-
Oklahoma State (Nike) 1-1 ----lw-
Rutgers (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w-
UAB (Nike) 1-1 ---l-w-
Virginia (Nike) 1-1 -l---w-
Illinois (Nike) 3-3 wlw-llw
Georgia Tech (Russell) 2-2 -l-wwl-
Boise State (Nike) 1-1 w--l---
Connecticut (Nike) 1-1 w----l-
Houston (Nike) 1-1 -wl----
Middle Tennessee (Nike) 1-1 w----l-
Southern Mississippi (Nike) 1-1 w-l----
Temple (Under Armour) 1-1 -w-l---
Western Michigan (Adidas) 1-1 w-----l
Arizona (Nike) 2-2 w-l--wl
California (Nike) 2-2 -ww--ll
Oregon State (Nike) 2-2 w--w-ll
Indiana (Adidas) 3-3 w-lwwll
Kentucky (Nike) 1-2 ---l-lw
Northern Illinois (Adidas) 1-2 l-lw---
Washington (Nike) 1-2 --l-l-w
North Carolina (Nike) 1-2 l--w-l-
Iowa State (Nike) 1-2 wll----
Air Force (Nike) 1-3 -wlll--
NC State (Adidas) 1-3 --wll-l
TCU (Nike) 1-4 l-llw-l
Texas (Nike) 1-4 l-wll-l
Michigan (Adidas) 1-6 lllllwl
Colorado (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Colorado State (Russell) 0-1 ----l--
Florida International (Adidas) 0-1 ---l---
Hawaii (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Louisiana-Lafayette (Russell) 0-1 -----l-
Louisiana-Monroe (Adidas) 0-1 ----l--
Miami OH (Adidas) 0-1 l------
North Texas (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Ohio (Russell) 0-1 --l----
San Jose State (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Tulsa (Nike) 0-1 l------
UNLV (Nike) 0-1 l------
Utah State (Nike) 0-1 ----l--
UTEP (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Akron (Adidas) 0-2 ---l-l-
Ball State (Nike) 0-2 --ll---
Missouri (Nike) 0-2 l-----l
Nevada (Nike) 0-2 --ll---
Toledo (Under Armour) 0-2 l--l---
Utah (Under Armour) 0-2 l-----l
Vanderbilt (Nike) 0-2 -l---l-
Arkansas (Nike) 0-3 --ll--l
Boston College (Under Armour) 0-3 -l--l-l
Central Florida (Nike) 0-3 ---l-ll
Central Michigan (Adidas) 0-3 -l-l-l-
Oregon (Nike) 0-3 -l-ll--
Texas Tech (Under Armour) 0-3 l-l--l-
Cincinnati (Adidas) 0-4 l-ll--l
Miami FL (Nike) 0-4 -l-lll-
Mississippi State (Adidas) 0-4 lll---l
Wake Forest (Nike) 0-4 --lll-l
West Virginia (Nike) 0-4 -lll--l
South Carolina (Under Armour) 0-5 ll-l-ll
Michigan State (Nike) 0-7 lllllll
Minnesota (Nike) 0-7 lllllll
Army, Buffalo, Idaho, Louisiana Tech, New Mexico, New Mexico State, San Diego State
and Syracuse all 0-0

2010 FASHION CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
TEAM (BRAND) W-L WEEK-BY-WEEK
Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Russell) 1-0 -----w-
Massachusetts (Adidas) 1-0 --w----
Northern Colorado (New Balance) 1-0 ---w---
Samford (Russell) 1-0 w------
South Dakota (Nike) 1-0 -w-----
Southern (Russell) 1-0 w------
Southern Illinois (Under Armour) 1-0 -w-----
Tennessee State (Adidas) 1-0 ---w---
Austin Peay (Nike) 0-1 ---l---
Delaware State (Russell) 0-1 l------
Eastern Illinois (New Balance) 0-1 l------
Florida A&M (Russell) 0-1 ---l---
Illinois State (Nike) 0-1 -l-----
Jacksonville State (Adidas) 0-1 l------
McNeese State (Under Armour) 0-1 ------l
Prairie View A&M (Russell) 0-1 -----l-
Towson (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
Western Illinois (Adidas) 0-1 -l-----
Youngstown State (Under Armour) 0-1 l------
All other teams 0-0

BRAND STANDINGS AS OF OCT 17
Adidas 48-38
Nike 115-112
New Balance 1-1
Russell 6-8
Under Armour 11-22