MR. COLOREDWELL'S MARCH MADNESS FASHION REPORT

It's time for March Madness! ONE...STEP...BEYOND!

WEST VIRGINIA (white) VS CLEMSON (orange)
Both blocks. WV has some really bad Cincy-style spooge. Clem's got the nice orange and purple combo.
WINNER: CLEMSON

LOUISVILLE (white) VS MOREHEAD STATE (blue)
Both blocks. Lou is a tad spoogy. Morehead has pretty colors and no mistakes, plus how can you not LOVE their name?!
WINNER: MOREHEAD STATE

TEMPLE (white) VS PENN STATE (blue)
Owls have non-blocks and some spooge, but at least it's not dashes. PSU has some pretty dumb spooge, but wins on blocks.
WINNER: PENN STATE

KENTUCKY (white) VS PRINCETON (black)
No probs with KY. (I never have probs with KY!) Princeton has black spooge on black.
WINNER: KENTUCKY

VANDERBILT (white) VS RICHMOND (blue)
Vandy has circus numbers. Spiders have a solid uni. My Spidey sense is tingling!
WINNER: RICHMOND

SAN DIEGO STATE (white) VS NORTHERN COLORADO (blue)
Both blocks. SDSU's pant stripe just a tad spoogy.
WINNER: NORTHERN COLORADO

FLORIDA (white) VS UCSB (blue)
Both suck. FL has a hideous font and very bad spooge. SB has an ugly font and squares down the side. Lesser of two eyesores.
WINNER: UCSB

BYU (white) VS WOFFORD (black)
Ick. Both blocks, both bad spooge. But Wofford's spooge may be the worst of all. They have a droopy-drawer look. Who designed them, Philip from Survivor? No, if he did they'd be fuchsia!
WINNER: BYU

CONNECTICUT (white) VS BUCKNELL (orange)
UConn has a bad font. Bucknell has a bad font, bad spooge, and that stupid half-a-belt shit.
WINNER: CONNECTICUT

UCLA (white) VS MICHIGAN STATE (green)
Bruins uni is flawless. MSU has the same stupid numbers as their football team.
WINNER: UCLA

ST JOHN'S (white) VS GONZAGA (black)
St John's has a clumsy logo and non-blocks. Zags have blocks and a weird arrow pointing down the side. I'll admit it, the deciding factor is "OO-GONZAGA OOGA OOGA OO-GONZAGA OOGA OOGA I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELIN'!..."
WINNER: GONZAGA

CINCINNATI (white) VS MISSOURI (black)
Cincy's uni is virtually identical to their disgusting football uni. Mizzou's is not, which is just good enough.
WINNER: MISSOURI

BTW, just so you don't think I haven't noticed, every basketball team I've seen, college and pro, has worn the same color from neck to knee. Why is that?

TEXAS (white) VS OAKLAND (black)
No blocks. Oak has a bit of spooge.
WINNER: TEXAS

NOTRE DAME (white) VS AKRON (blue)
Both have spooge, Akron's is worse. ND has blocks.
WINNER: NOTRE DAME

GEORGE MASON (white) VS VILLANOVA (blue)
Both side stripes are just a tad spoogy. GM has blocks.
WINNER: GEORGE MASON

ARIZONA (white) VS MEMPHIS (blue)
No blocks, no spooge. Memphis has a pretty blue.
WINNER: MEMPHIS

TEXAS A&M (white) VS FLORIDA STATE (red)
A&M has skinny blocks. FSU has a serious spooge overdose.
WINNER: TEXAS A&M

OHIO STATE (white) VS TEXAS-SAN ANTONIO (blue)
A foregone conclusion.
WINNER: OHIO STATE

KANSAS (white) VS BOSTON U (red)
Both spooged. KU has the same goofy numbers as in football. BU has blocks and a nice red.
WINNER: BOSTON U

NORTH CAROLINA (white) VS LONG ISLAND (black)
Both blocks, no spooge. LI has a solid look, but it's hard to resist that pretty light blue NC trim.
WINNER: NORTH CAROLINA

PURDUE (white) VS ST PETER'S (black)
Both blocks, no spooge. St Pete has a dumb white pyramid at the knee.
WINNER: PURDUE

UNLV (white) VS ILLINOIS (orange)
No spooge. Ugly fonts on both. Edge to orange.
WINNER: ILLINOIS

WASHINGTON (white) VS GEORGIA (red)
UGA has a weird font but no spooge. Washington's font is ugly and they have spooge.
WINNER: GEORGIA

GEORGETOWN (grey) VS VCU (black)
Both blocks. VCU has spooge. G'town's uni is a classic. The light is grey. Follow the path.
WINNER: GEORGETOWN

And one NIT game to finish us off...

CALIFORNIA (blue) VS COLORADO (grey)
Cal still no blocks and spooge. Col has blocks but they're the same screwy ones from football, and they have some useless crap down their sides but it's not spooge. I'll give them credit for following the path and drafting behind G'town.
WINNER: COLORADO

Next report will cover the weekend's games.