MR. COLOREDWELL'S MARCH MADNESS FASHION REPORT

Elite 8...ah, aliteration!

FLORIDA (white) VS BUTLER (black)
Butler: no mistakes. Florida: all mistakes. No contest.
WINNER: BUTLER

CONNECTICUT (white) VS ARIZONA (blue)
No blocks, no spooge. Useless side crap. UConn's numbers are too skinny.
WINNER: ARIZONA

KANSAS (white) VS VCU (black)
Both spooged. At least VCU has blocks.
WINNER: VCU

NORTH CAROLINA (white) VS KENTUCKY (blue)
Both blocks, no spooge. Only real flaw is that rectangle.
WINNER: NORTH CAROLINA

And with that we're down to the Final Four, but before that I'll have my month-ending report covering all sports. All the #1's are gone, and if that's not March Madness I don't know what is. ONE...STEP...BEYOND!!!