MR. COLOREDWELL'S MARCH MADNESS FASHION REPORT

This Sweet 16 has left me bitter. Here it is anyway...

SAN DIEGO STATE (white) VS CONNECTICUT (blue)
SDSU has blocks and a tapered pant stripe, but it's not spooge. UConn has a bad non-block font.
WINNER: SAN DIEGO STATE

FLORIDA (white) VS BYU (blue)
Both badly spooged. BYU's blocks beat Florida's fugly font. Say that 5 times fast!
WINNER: BYU

DUKE (white) VS ARIZONA (blue)
No probs with Duke. Probs with Zona.
WINNER: DUKE

WISCONSIN (white) VS BUTLER (black)
Butler's basic black and blocks whip Wisconsin's wimpy white. I am an aliteration animal!
WINNER: BUTLER

NORTH CAROLINA (white) VS MARQUETTE (yellow)
UNC has blocks and the light blue trim. Marquette has non-blocks and a stupid dashed line down the side, like Temple football but worse.
WINNER: NORTH CAROLINA

KANSAS (white) VS RICHMOND (red)
Both spooged. Spiders win on blocks.
WINNER: RICHMOND

OHIO STATE (white) VS KENTUCKY (blue)
Ouch. OSU lost. Should've worn grey and followed the Path. Anyhoo, both blocks, no spooge. I would give this to KY except for that clunky white rectangle on the shorts.
WINNER: OHIO STATE

FLORIDA STATE (white) VS VCU (black)
Both spooged. VCU wins on blocks.
WINNER: VCU

Next report after the weekend's games.