EXTREME UTTER STUPIDITY: TOLEDO EDITION

Oh how I wish I could have "Quantum Leap"-ed into Toledo Mayor Carty Finkbeiner when it was announced that ABC was bringing their inane Extreme Ultimate Roasted Garlic Chipotle Smart Choice Not-So-Much-A-Make-Over-Or-Make-Better-As-Just-Plain-Tearing-Down-And-Replacing Home Improvement Whatever warped-reality show to town, so I could have shocked the entire city with a sudden, shockingly sane and level-headed (at least for Carty) suggestion to the show's producers that instead of building a new fancy-schmancy home for one family, perhaps it would be a neat idea to really do some good for our community, instead of just poser showbiz charity bullshit, by building some halfway-decent low-rent apartment buildings for the 100 or so families displaced by the recent Hunter's Ridge fire.

Just a thought.

Current Duck Pond temperature:
28.0 C / 82.4 F

PS: A follow-up to my post about "Ocho Cinco"...ESPN's Chris Berman said it best this morning when he described the current Cincy team as "Oucho Stinko".