JUST A QUICK RHYME I CAME UP WITH WHILE FIGHTING INSOMNIA

It will not stand, this bullshit,
because we will not stand for it,
because that is not what we stand for,
and we cannot stand it anymore.

Trust me, it's a lot funnier in the generic foreign accent I thought it up in.

Current Duck Pond temperature:
25.6 C / 78.0 F