NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE - EXHIBITION WEEK 2 IN REVIEW
by Mr. Coloredwell

NEW ENGLAND AT ATLANTA
Cheaters in road white, with blue pants. Falcons in home red. It's an okay shade of red.
WINNER: ATLANTA

INDIANAPOLIS VS BUFFALO (at Toronto)
Colts in all white regular unis. Not as neato as the throwbacks, but better than Bills in all dark blue. Ick.
WINNER: INDIANAPOLIS

PHILADELPHIA AT CINCINNATI
Puke-fest. Eagles in all white, Bengals in black. Only good thing in either uni is Philly's pant stripes. Not only does Cincinnazi make orange look bad, but black as well.
WINNER: PHILADELPHIA

PITTSBURGH AT NY GIANTS
Steelers in road white, Giants in home blue. Other than the non-block numbers, Steelers always look good (espesh when Big Ben starts).
WINNER: PITTSBURGH

GREEN BAY AT SEATTLE
Pack in white with gold pants and green socks, their Jello 123 look. Seahawks in their ugly, shitty color head-to-toe. No-brainer.
WINNER: GREEN BAY

ST LOUIS AT CLEVELAND
Rams in white with metallic gold pants. Not so much Saints-ish as Notre Dame-ish. Not bad, but something is off about it. Browns in brown jerseys, looking better in the rain than the Rams. Plus the orange trim always helps.
WINNER: CLEVELAND

HOUSTON AT NEW ORLEANS
Texans in dark blue with white pants, looking good, but no match for the Saints in white with gold pants.
WINNER: NEW ORLEANS

NY JETS AT CAROLINA
Jets in green with white pants, Panthers in all white. Panthers have better colors, but that tapered deal on the pants still bugs me. Style wins out.
WINNER: NY JETS

BALTIMORE AT WASHINGTON
Ravens in crap shade of purple, Burgundyskins in white with burgundy pants. Another no-brainer.
WINNER: WASHINGTON

DETROIT AT DENVER
Lions in white with silver pants (shiny!) and blue socks, Broncos in orange with white pants and blue Nike spooge. Both teams have ugly numbers. I like the orange, natch, but Detroit is spoogeless.
WINNER: DETROIT

DALLAS AT SAN DIEGO
Cowboys in white with shiny pants, Chargers in dark blue. Greatest city in the world, Mud, but not their greatest uni. Come on Bolts, try!
WINNER: DALLAS

MINNESOTA AT SAN FRANCISCO
Vikes in all white with purple Vikey spooge. The purple socks are pretty in the sun. 49ers in red with gold pants. I love the 80s.
WINNER: SAN FRANCISCO

OAKLAND AT CHICAGO
Raiders in white with shiny pants, Bears in navy blue with white pants. This is weird: Chicago's trim seemed to keep changing color between orange and white, depending on the camera angle. I don't know whether there was some special Chromalusion-type material involved or if it was just an optical illusion caused by the cameras or the TV, but I'm not complaining. It was just weird.
WINNER: CHICAGO

KANSAS CITY AT TAMPA BAY
Chiefs in red with white pants, always stylish. Bucs in all white, stylish but plain in comparison.
WINNER: KANSAS CITY

ARIZONA AT TENNESSEE
Both suck. Cards in all white, Titans in light blue jerseys and dark blue pants. As much as I hate to, I have to pick two-tone blue over Nike spooge.
WINNER: TENNESSEE

MIAMI AT JACKSONVILLE
Fish in white with aqua pants, Jags in teal (ugh!) with white pants. That pencil-thin Nike spooge is very disturbing.
WINNER: MIAMI

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Exhibition Week 2)
Chicago Bears 2-0
Green Bay Packers 2-0
Indianapolis Colts 2-0
Kansas City Chiefs 2-0
New Orleans Saints 2-0
Philadelphia Eagles 2-0
Pittsburgh Steelers 2-0
Washington Redskins 2-0
Dallas Cowboys 2-1
Atlanta Falcons 1-1
Cleveland Browns 1-1
Detroit Lions 1-1
Miami Dolphins 1-1
New York Jets 1-1
San Francisco 49ers 1-1
Tennessee Titans 1-1
Carolina Panthers 1-1
Denver Broncos 1-1
Houston Texans 1-1
New York Giants 1-1
Oakland Raiders 1-1
Seattle Seahawks 1-1
St Louis Rams 1-1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1-1
Arizona Cardinals 0-2
Baltimore Ravens 0-2
Buffalo Bills 0-2
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-2
Minnesota Vikings 0-2
New England Patriots 0-2
San Diego Chargers 0-2
Cincinnati Bengals 0-3