NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE - EXHIBITION WEEK 3 IN REVIEW
by Mr. Coloredwell

INDIANAPOLIS AT GREEN BAY
Colts in all white, Pack in green with gold pants. Colts are still a tad too Penn State-ish.
WINNER: GREEN BAY

ST LOUIS AT NEW ENGLAND
Rams in all white, Cheaters in blue with silver pants. Thought I detected that Chromalusion-type effect in the Rams' gold pant stripe, but I'm not sure.
WINNER: ST LOUIS

SAN DIEGO AT NEW ORLEANS
Chargers in dark blue, Saints in white with gold pants. No powder blue is a no-no. Gold pants is a yes-yes.
WINNER: NEW ORLEANS

PHILADELPHIA AT KANSAS CITY
Eagles in all white, Chiefs in red. Philly's ugly numbers no match for KC's delicious cherry red.
WINNER: KANSAS CITY

ATLANTA AT MIAMI
Falcons in all white, Dolphins in aqua. The aqua socks are a nice accent. Atlanta's uni an inconsistent mess.
WINNER: MIAMI

WASHINGTON AT NY JETS
Burgundyskins in white with burgundy pants, Jets in green with white pants. Jets, like Colts, need another color.
WINNER: WASHINGTON

DALLAS AT HOUSTON
Cowboys in white, Texans in dark blue. Hate Dallas, love their pants. Metallic blue beats dark blue.
WINNER: DALLAS

SEATTLE AT MINNESOTA
Seahawks in all white, Vikings in purple. In the color department, purple wins easily over an ugly fictional shade of blue that actually looks like an ugly shade of green. However, in the style department, Vike-spooge is a death sentence.
WINNER: SEATTLE

CLEVELAND AT DETROIT
Browns in all white, Lions in home blue with silver pants. Lions would win on color if not for their goofy numbers.
WINNER: CLEVELAND

TENNESSEE AT CAROLINA
Titans in white with Columbia blue pants, Panthers in "Panther blue" with silver pants. Whatever you call it, it's a good look, and it certainly beats Tennessee's shitty numbers.
WINNER: CAROLINA

NY GIANTS AT BALTIMORE
Giants in white, Ravens in purple. G-men in a no-brainer. Baltimore's numbers are just awful.
WINNER: NY GIANTS

ARIZONA AT CHICAGO
Cards in all white, Bears in navy blue. No contest. I'm not seeing as much of the Chromalusion effect this week. (Maybe I've just sniffed too many poppers from the Bijou Theatre.)
WINNER: CHICAGO

PITTSBURGH AT DENVER
Steelers in white with gold pants, Broncos in blue with orange Nike spooge. Take a wild guess.
WINNER: PITTSBURGH

SAN FRANCISCO AT OAKLAND
49ers in white with gold pants and red socks, Raiders in black with shiny silver pants. Jello 123 edges out monochrome.
WINNER: SAN FRANCISCO

JACKSONVILLE AT TAMPA BAY
Jags in teal (gag), Bucs in all white. The mother of the designer of Jacksonville's uni should have had an abortion.
WINNER: TAMPA BAY

CINCINNATI AT BUFFALO
Bengals in all white, Bills in all dark blue. Cincinnati has the uncanny ability to make the uni of any team they play look better than it actually is.
WINNER: BUFFALO

2010 NATIONAL FASHION LEAGUE STANDINGS (thru Exhibition Week 3)
Chicago Bears 3-0
Green Bay Packers 3-0
Kansas City Chiefs 3-0
New Orleans Saints 3-0
Pittsburgh Steelers 3-0
Washington Redskins 3-0
Dallas Cowboys 3-1
Cleveland Browns 2-1
Miami Dolphins 2-1
San Francisco 49ers 2-1
Carolina Panthers 2-1
New York Giants 2-1
Seattle Seahawks 2-1
St Louis Rams 2-1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2-1
Indianapolis Colts 2-1
Philadelphia Eagles 2-1
Buffalo Bills 1-2
Atlanta Falcons 1-2
Detroit Lions 1-2
New York Jets 1-2
Tennessee Titans 1-2
Denver Broncos 1-2
Houston Texans 1-2
Oakland Raiders 1-2
Arizona Cardinals 0-3
Baltimore Ravens 0-3
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-3
Minnesota Vikings 0-3
New England Patriots 0-3
San Diego Chargers 0-3
Cincinnati Bengals 0-4